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Everyone remembers the "wah-wah-wah"ing faceless adults of Charlie Brown, right? Well, MTV's "Beavis and Butt-Head" takes the idea a step further, axing the boys' parents all together. Their lack of a present mom and dad became especially apparent during Episode 7, when the fake apocalypse rolled around. While the pair seemed content with chomping on nachos and flipping through naughty magazines for the rest of their days, we couldn't help but wonder who's responsible for these slackers. Someone has to wash those rock band shirts and restock the cupboard with Captain Crunch! Here are four of our best guesses as to where B&B's legal guardians could be hiding.

1. On Tour With Ozzy: That would explain where all the headbanging and hate for pop music comes from. These two were probably rocking out in the womb!

2. Off Trying To Find Their Sons' Some Chicks: As we've seen from watching the guys try and attempt it on their own, this ain't any easy challenge. It's most likely taking a lot of recruiting and overtime to find their sons a date. Who knows when they'll be back.

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It's no secret that the MTV crew is a mouthy bunch. In 2011, we've seen (or heard, rather) the most decisive tell-offs -- the crudest humor and sentiments that were so absurd or incorrectly strung together we couldn't forget them if we tried. Check out our picks for Best One-Liners of 2011 here:

Moment: Ming's "Sex Touch"
Show: "Awkward."
Ming was sick of being caught in the middle of Tamara and Jenna's BFF feud, so she faked an emergency underneath the bleachers after school to get the two to meet face-to-face and hash things out. Unfortunately, Ming wasn't a natural at feigning urgency, and the "sex touch" was born.

Moment: Sadie's Birthday Surprise
Show: "Awkward."
To celebrate Jenna's birthday, archenemy Sadie pulled the girl aside at a football game and tore her to shreds, upset by the notion that she had Matty's attention. No verbal tirade is complete without an iced coffee for the road, and Sadie was sure not to overlook the standard.

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When it comes to picking up hot babes on "Beavis and Butt-Head," so far it's been all talk. Just catching a glimpse of a girl on the show is pretty rare, but even when the pair is presented with the promise of ladies, like with last week's pack of eager cult chicks, B&B still find a way to screw up their chances.

Sigh, sometimes these guys seem like hopeless cases, but they're still young and have plenty of chances at love hooking up ahead of them. What we're really wondering is which dude is more likely to get the deed done first. We have our predictions, but we want to hear yours.

+ Who will be quicker to nab a lady friend: The blond or brunet slacker? Let us know how you feel about Beavis and Butt-Head's dating prospects in the poll!

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During last week's episode of "Beavis and Butt-Head," we saw the boys try their hand at marriage proposals and tech support. While they didn't win a bride, somehow their special brand of humor and pyromania made them a big success as phone operators. That got us thinking: What other customer service-based jobs would Beavis and Butt-Head excel at? (OK, maybe "excel" isn't the right word.) Here are five occupations begging for some Cornholio and heavy-metal flavor.

Infomercial Product Hawkers: We've all seen the Slap Chop guy--it takes a little crazy to make it in this biz. Between Butt-Head's persistence and Beavis' constant "yeahs," the guys could easily convince people to purchase the stupidest products on the planet. We'd totally buy a Bump-It from them!

Taco Bell Drive-Thru Operators: Sure, they'd probably screw up every order, but they'd have a lot of fun doing it. Just imagine pulling up and asking for a Chalupa as they mimic that damned Chihuahua's annoying "Yo quiero Taco Bell" line. As if you wouldn't be laughing right along with them.

Day Care Center Employees: Beavis and Butt-Head need to get to the kids early to ensure that they know the keys to an awesome adolescence. Today's youth shouldn't learn the art of loafing and dirty jokes from just anyone; it's time to introduce our tots to the real professionals.

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During the premiere of "Beavis and Butt-Head," the two nitwits thought they could learn something about getting girls by watching "Twilight." But unless you count getting a slew of diseases a success, their plan to become undead as a means of luring in ladies was a huge failure--they let a hobo bite them!

So, could attending movies become a major health hazard for these guys? As a preventive measure, we created a list of films they should be banned from viewing--it's for their own safety...

"Transformers": A B+B viewing of this movie would probably lead to them adopting a steady diet of motor oil and gasoline. And we're not sure how they'd fare trying to engage in extraterrestrial encounters--it's a little outside of their comfort zone, no?

"Harry Potter": It's possible that this franchise would just inspire the guys to whack each other with wands and yell gibberish. But, it's also conceivable that it could cause them to drape themselves in "invisibility cloaks" and take a trip to the girl's locker room. That wouldn't end well for anyone.

"The Hangover": Vegas, heavy drinking and wild tigers! We saw how much trouble it got a group of adults into. Can you envision how these troublemakers would handle a trip to Sin City without parental supervision?

"Human Centipede": If the boys took any cues from this screwy horror flick they'd end up bound for life by their treasured butt-holes. Let's pray hard they never happen upon this at Blockbuster.

"Footloose": We've all seen how dedicated these dudes are to headbanging, so who knows what destruction they would wreak if they broke out into a choreographed dance routine.

+ What additions would you make to this forbidden film list? Let us know in the comments, plus check out MTV Clutch's post, "9 Phallic TV Show Titles That Beavis And Butt-Head Would Love."

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When "Beavis And Butt-Head" re-premieres tomorrow night on MTV (10/9c), it will have been nearly 14 years since the show first hit airwaves in 1993. The '90s hold a special place in our hearts, but we can't expect the two nitwits to be up to the same old tricks when the world around them has changed so much. Facebook? Bieber? These two have a lot to catch up on.

In the same vein, it would be irresponsible of us to expect the products of the Twitter era to jump on board with a show they know nearly nothing about. So that we're all on the same page (paper-made, tablet-projected or otherwise) by tomorrow night, here are a few things that those unfamiliar with B&B should know before they make their way back to the homeland.

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Be warned, MTV cast members! Every shady, slutty, moronic move you make on camera is about to be scrutinized by the best in the business. Beavis and his sidekick, Butt-Head, are back on the channel Oct. 27 (10/9c), and no boob on the tube will be safe from their ribbing. The pair even got a head start during the commercial breaks of last night's "Jersey Shore," when we aired this Jersey 'Sore' promo of the girls attempting to trace back where herpes first originated track their Miami hookups. Within minutes of the promo airing, it was trending worldwide on Twitter! Check it:

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A comforting thought: By October, viewers who first met "Beavis and Butt-Head" in 1993 as teens might be sharing the wonders of Cornholio with their children.

For those unfamiliar with the duo that could not get enough of Metallica, worked in fast food and used "fart" as a conversational stronghold: If you use the word "suck" intensely, lightly or otherwise, you can thank them. Friends. Visionaries. Patriots.

MTV gave a lucky crowd the first glimpse into the series' resurgence yesterday at ComiCon in San Diego. While Beavis and Butthead have not aged since the series ended in 1996, the world around them has, and if you can imagine it, they have some choice words for the "Jersey Shore" gang down below.

Grab that T.P., prepare your bunghole and feast your eyes on this soon-to-be second-time classic.

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Things'll be getting kinda criminal around here come Saturday at 2pm when MTV hosts a special live event celebrating those who've been Busted (mostly for being idiots) and the officers who bravely took them down. Busted LIVE: Countdown to Lockdown will not only include an all-day marathon of episodes, but a live studio audience here in Times Square will partake in some of their own shady shenanigans. Think you could conduct an effective body search? Survive an interrogation? Resist stealing a fiver if it was JUST SO EASY?

Everyone from Busted alumni to New York's finest will be in the house to share in all the family fun, and in honor of the big day, we've gone ahead and listed our favorite busts of MTV history. Take a sweet stroll down memory lane...

1) Real World: Denver
Tyrie gets caught peeing in public... just outside the RW house!

2) Beavis and Butt-Head
B&B get accused of stealing money from the register at work and are forced to take a lie detector test:

3) The Hills, Season 4
Brody and Doug go down fighting in Vegas, baby. LC and the girls try to find them by frantically combing through the phone book and calling every jail in the neighborhood. LOL!

Two more criminal moments after the jump!

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