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By now, we assume the recently transplanted "Jersey Shore" crew has scoped out the local Miami flavor, locked in their gym memberships and maybe even created some sort of grenade-dodging cheat sheet. But in case they haven't fit in time to make new friends, we took it upon ourselves to link them up with some important Floridians! Check out who we think they should chillax with:

KHLOÈ and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN (with baby daddy SCOTT DISICK)
Why They'd Hit It Off: Khloè and Kourtney took over South Beach the second their private plane touched down, so they can definitely show the "J. Shore" crew that there's more to nightlife than just neighborhood dive bars. And even though Scott's not the model of stand-up behavior, we would just love to see Pauly D swap his blowout for a slickback and maybe even some sockless loafers (see pic above).

BROOKE HOGAN
Why They'd Hit It Off: This Florida native and all-around party girl has the same fashion sense as the "Shore" crew. She loves cutouts and spandex almost as much as she looooves showing off what her mama gave her, so she'd probably become insta-BFFs with JWOWW. And just in case the boys get rough housed like they did in Seaside Heights, who better to have their back than her dad?

RICKY MARTIN
Why They'd Hit It Off: A while back we " fake-matched up The Situation" with Oprah because we thought he needed a strong woman to help him build his 'SituAtiON NaTiON.' But for him to live "la vida loca" down in Miami, he's probably better suited with a suitor like the now openly gay Martin.

SCOTT STORCH
Why They'd Hit It Off: This vocal hip-hop producer would blend seamlessly with the group, and we'd really love to hear him and The Sitch remix some new catchphrases we can mimic. Plus, doesn't the Miami producer sorta-hang with argyle sock-loving Scott Disick (see KHLOÈ and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN above) and Paris Hilton? (We know Pauly's been trying to snag Paris' digits for a while now.)

RACHEL from the "Real World/Road Rules Challenge"
Why They'd Hit It Off: Rachel is a personal trainer in Miami, and we've already seen how she handles hotheaded beefcakes and bisexual hotties! We would love to watch this all-around MVP challenge any of the housemates to an ab-off!

6. JANET RENO
Why They'd Hit It Off: She's kind of a wild card, but we think she'd be a great mentor. Can't you just picture Ronnie getting into trouble and calling the controversial attorney general on the duck phone for advice?

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Tags Brooke Hogan, Hulk Hogan, Janet Reno, Jersey Shore's Mike 'The Situation', Jersey Shore's Pauly D, Khloe Kardashian, Lists, Oprah, Paris Hilton, Ricky Martin, RW/RR Rachel, Scott Disick, Scott Storch

• Yes, it's weird that The O.C.'s Mischa Barton just called Victoria Beckham unstylish and questioned her status as a British fashion icon. But it's even weirder that Perez Hilton just called Mischa "0% Body Fat" Barton "Thunderthighs." This is how eating disorders get started, people! (Perez Hilton)

• Brooke Hogan inexplicably turns down a Playboy pictorial. Because, apparently, she has (newly acquired) standards. (Usmagazine.com)

• The Pillsbury Doughboy formerly known as Brandon Walsh is officially returning to 90210! Well, sort-of... (E! Online)

• SNL apologizes for implying that they sanction the practice of shooting annoying people in the face. Clearly they're opposed! Otherwise, no WAY would Chris Kattan still be here. (TV Squad)

• Rocco DiSpirito and Karina Smirnoff get a stay of execution on Dancing with the Stars. Take that, Kim Kardashian! (TV Watch)

Tags 90210, Brooke Hogan, Chris Kattan, Jason Priestley, Karina Smirnoff, Kim Kardashian, Mischa Barton, Perez Hilton, Rocco DiSpirito, Saturday Night Live, The O.C., Victoria Beckham

In honor of Dr. Drew's new show, Sex…with Mom and Dad, premiering tomorrow night at 7pm, we've decided to round up a list of familiar faces who could use a little family therapy...and maybe even a refresher course in sex ed.

Famous Patients: The Hogan family -- former WWF wrestler Hulk Hogan, his soon-to-be ex-wife, Linda, and their kids, Brooke and Nick.
The Issue: Relations between mother and daughter are strained now that Linda's dating someone new...who just happens to be the same age as Brooke. Also, Nick's currently incarcerated, but that's neither here nor there for the purposes of this discussion.
Our Prescription: The Hogans need to work on rebuilding their relationship through a variety of trust exercises. We suggest forcing Linda to write "I Will Not Sleep With My Daughter's Friends" on a blackboard 1000 times -- or until Brooke finally agrees to stop referring to her mom as "that tramp."
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Tags Billy Ray Cyrus, Brooke Hogan, Dina Lohan, Dr. Drew, Hulk Hogan, Linda Hogan, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, Miley Cyrus

• Recovering lady-groper (and honorary cast member of RW: Hollywood) Andy Dick is reportedly checking himself into Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab facility. Everybody loses. (E! Online)

• Brooke Hogan calls reporters a bunch of "jerks," which is generally a surefire way to reap in the positive press. (OMG! Yahoo)

• Gossip Girl meets Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants? Imagine the boring crossover possibilities! (Popsugar)

• Mario Lopez's ex, Karina Smirnoff, was spotted getting touchy-feely with The Bachelor's Andy Baldwin. (Usmagazine.com)

• Meanwhile, fellow Saved by the Bell alum Mr. Belding has officially graduated from high school principal to underage girls gone wild. (TMZ)

Tags Andy Baldwin, Andy Dick, Blake Lively, Brooke Hogan, Celebrity Rehab, Dancing with the Stars, Gossip Girl, Hogan Knows Best, Karina Smirnoff, Mario Lopez, Mr. Belding, Reality Check, Saved By The Bell, The Bachelor

• Rumor has it Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are getting ready to supersize their digs... by moving into a multimillion dollar mansion. Sign me up for the garage sale -- I've got dibs on the freestanding arcade game! (The Gossip Girls)

• Brooke Hogan debates taking it all off for a spread in Playboy. Quick, somebody get that girl a no-nudity clause! (Usmagazine.com)

• So You Think You Can Dance cecap: New partners! Hot brunette continues to wear her trademark half-dresses. (People)

• Have you heard about the new Gossip Girl campaign? Basically, it's "a series of posters of the young, beautiful cast in risqué poses juxtaposed with quotes from the show's bad reviews." You know you love it. (Dose.ca)

• What can brown do for you? Apparently, it can get you booted from Project Runway faster than Nina Garcia can say "Shiny, tight and short is the quickest way to look cheap." Ouch! (Reuters)

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Tags Brooke Hogan, Gossip Girl, Heidi Montag, Hogan Knows Best, Nina Garcia, Project Runway, Reality Check, So You Think You Can Dance, Spencer Pratt

• Everybody say "Awkward past!" Actually, don't. Because over the weekend, Lauren Conrad, Audrina and Justin Bobby shrugged off any residual weirdness -- and crammed into the "Make-Out Booth" for a goofy bonding sesh. (Just Jared)

• Meanwhile, Joe Jonas learns to cope with being LC's reported celebrity crush. Oh, the price of being young and famous... (Usmagazine.com)

• Breaking: Tila Tequila running for president! Naked! Or...something. (Indecision 2008)

• Brooke Hogan refuses to accept her mom's much-younger boy toy. (E! Online)

• Spotted: The CW execs, changing their minds about not streaming Gossip Girl episodes online. OMFG!! (NY Times)

• The annoying cowboy might be next on the Big Brother chopping block. (People)

• Project Runway helps to usher in an era of "New Old Gays." (NY Observer)

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Tags Audrina Patridge, Big Brother, Brooke Hogan, Gossip Girl, Hogan Knows Best, Justin Bobby, Lauren Conrad, LC, Project Runway, Reality Check, Tila Tequila

• Spoiler alert! Project Runway's next four eliminations were leaked to -- then very quickly removed from -- Wikipedia. (Gawker)

• Jimmy Fallon will be making his Late Show debut online. (Access Hollywood)

• Khloe Kardashian blames her dead father for her recent DUI. Classy. (E! Online)

• Apparently, Brooke Hogan was never a "Team Hillary" supporter. "I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running," says Hogan. "Because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country." Fortunately, Brooke also reveals she's "actually not that much into voting," either. (Yahoo)

Tags Brooke Hogan, Hogan Knows Best, Jimmy Fallon, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian, Late Show, Project Runway, Reality Check

• FNMTV host Pete Wentz is so secure in his sexuality that he's on the cover of this month's Out mag RIGHT NOW...talking about all those boys he kissed. While wearing guy-liner. Take that, homophobes! (Popcrunch)

• Michael Lohan takes a DNA test to prove whether Lindsay's illegitimate sister is, in fact, legitimate. (E! Online)

• Only Paris Hilton and Bill Gates could get away with carrying a gangsta roll comprised solely of hundreds. (Perez Hilton)

• Brooke Hogan doesn't approve of her mother's dating habits, so naturally, she does what any crazed D-lister would do...calls up the tabloids and sells her story to the highest bidder. (TMZ)

• Danity Kane explores their dark-and-twisty side. (MTV)

Tags Brooke Hogan, Danity Kane, FNMTV, Lindsay Lohan, Living Lohan, Making The Band, Paris Hilton, Pete Wentz, Reality Check

• Brooke Hogan awkwardly attempts to rationalize pics of her pro-wrestler dad lotioning her rump by explaining, "It's like he's touching an old car." Aw, don't be so hard on yourself, Brooke. You've still got a few miles left on those tires. (Usmagazine.com)

• The Hills' Audrina Patridge and ABDC's Mario Lopez show off their "Hot Bods" on the cover of TV Guide, a magazine geared towards...inactive couch potatoes. (Perez Hilton)

• Note to Ice T: Next time you want to defend your "street cred," you may want to consider a venue besides Celebrity Family Feud. (TMZ)

• Things are heating up for the final three chefs in Hell's Kitchen. Fortunately, Gordon Ramsey's eyebrow's aren't singed (again). At least, not yet. (YumSugar)

Tags Audrina Patridge, Brooke Hogan, Hell's Kitchen, Hulk Hogan, Ice T, Mario Lopez, Reality Check