• Yes, it's weird that The O.C.'s Mischa Barton just called Victoria Beckham unstylish and questioned her status as a British fashion icon. But it's even weirder that Perez Hilton just called Mischa "0% Body Fat" Barton "Thunderthighs." This is how eating disorders get started, people! (Perez Hilton)

• Brooke Hogan inexplicably turns down a Playboy pictorial. Because, apparently, she has (newly acquired) standards. (Usmagazine.com)

• The Pillsbury Doughboy formerly known as Brandon Walsh is officially returning to 90210! Well, sort-of... (E! Online)

• SNL apologizes for implying that they sanction the practice of shooting annoying people in the face. Clearly they're opposed! Otherwise, no WAY would Chris Kattan still be here. (TV Squad)

• Rocco DiSpirito and Karina Smirnoff get a stay of execution on Dancing with the Stars. Take that, Kim Kardashian! (TV Watch)

In honor of Dr. Drew's new show, Sex…with Mom and Dad, premiering tomorrow night at 7pm, we've decided to round up a list of familiar faces who could use a little family therapy...and maybe even a refresher course in sex ed.

Famous Patients: The Hogan family -- former WWF wrestler Hulk Hogan, his soon-to-be ex-wife, Linda, and their kids, Brooke and Nick.
The Issue: Relations between mother and daughter are strained now that Linda's dating someone new...who just happens to be the same age as Brooke. Also, Nick's currently incarcerated, but that's neither here nor there for the purposes of this discussion.
Our Prescription: The Hogans need to work on rebuilding their relationship through a variety of trust exercises. We suggest forcing Linda to write "I Will Not Sleep With My Daughter's Friends" on a blackboard 1000 times -- or until Brooke finally agrees to stop referring to her mom as "that tramp."
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• Recovering lady-groper (and honorary cast member of RW: Hollywood) Andy Dick is reportedly checking himself into Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab facility. Everybody loses. (E! Online)

• Brooke Hogan calls reporters a bunch of "jerks," which is generally a surefire way to reap in the positive press. (OMG! Yahoo)

• Gossip Girl meets Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants? Imagine the boring crossover possibilities! (Popsugar)

• Mario Lopez's ex, Karina Smirnoff, was spotted getting touchy-feely with The Bachelor's Andy Baldwin. (Usmagazine.com)

• Meanwhile, fellow Saved by the Bell alum Mr. Belding has officially graduated from high school principal to underage girls gone wild. (TMZ)

• Rumor has it Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are getting ready to supersize their digs... by moving into a multimillion dollar mansion. Sign me up for the garage sale -- I've got dibs on the freestanding arcade game! (The Gossip Girls)

• Brooke Hogan debates taking it all off for a spread in Playboy. Quick, somebody get that girl a no-nudity clause! (Usmagazine.com)

• So You Think You Can Dance cecap: New partners! Hot brunette continues to wear her trademark half-dresses. (People)

• Have you heard about the new Gossip Girl campaign? Basically, it's "a series of posters of the young, beautiful cast in risqué poses juxtaposed with quotes from the show's bad reviews." You know you love it. (Dose.ca)

• What can brown do for you? Apparently, it can get you booted from Project Runway faster than Nina Garcia can say "Shiny, tight and short is the quickest way to look cheap." Ouch! (Reuters)

• Everybody say "Awkward past!" Actually, don't. Because over the weekend, Lauren Conrad, Audrina and Justin Bobby shrugged off any residual weirdness -- and crammed into the "Make-Out Booth" for a goofy bonding sesh. (Just Jared)

• Meanwhile, Joe Jonas learns to cope with being LC's reported celebrity crush. Oh, the price of being young and famous... (Usmagazine.com)

• Breaking: Tila Tequila running for president! Naked! Or...something. (Indecision 2008)

• Brooke Hogan refuses to accept her mom's much-younger boy toy. (E! Online)

• Spotted: The CW execs, changing their minds about not streaming Gossip Girl episodes online. OMFG!! (NY Times)

• The annoying cowboy might be next on the Big Brother chopping block. (People)

• Project Runway helps to usher in an era of "New Old Gays." (NY Observer)

• Spoiler alert! Project Runway's next four eliminations were leaked to -- then very quickly removed from -- Wikipedia. (Gawker)

• Jimmy Fallon will be making his Late Show debut online. (Access Hollywood)

• Khloe Kardashian blames her dead father for her recent DUI. Classy. (E! Online)

• Apparently, Brooke Hogan was never a "Team Hillary" supporter. "I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running," says Hogan. "Because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country." Fortunately, Brooke also reveals she's "actually not that much into voting," either. (Yahoo)

• FNMTV host Pete Wentz is so secure in his sexuality that he's on the cover of this month's Out mag RIGHT NOW...talking about all those boys he kissed. While wearing guy-liner. Take that, homophobes! (Popcrunch)

• Michael Lohan takes a DNA test to prove whether Lindsay's illegitimate sister is, in fact, legitimate. (E! Online)

• Only Paris Hilton and Bill Gates could get away with carrying a gangsta roll comprised solely of hundreds. (Perez Hilton)

• Brooke Hogan doesn't approve of her mother's dating habits, so naturally, she does what any crazed D-lister would do...calls up the tabloids and sells her story to the highest bidder. (TMZ)

• Danity Kane explores their dark-and-twisty side. (MTV)

• Brooke Hogan awkwardly attempts to rationalize pics of her pro-wrestler dad lotioning her rump by explaining, "It's like he's touching an old car." Aw, don't be so hard on yourself, Brooke. You've still got a few miles left on those tires. (Usmagazine.com)

• The Hills' Audrina Patridge and ABDC's Mario Lopez show off their "Hot Bods" on the cover of TV Guide, a magazine geared towards...inactive couch potatoes. (Perez Hilton)

• Note to Ice T: Next time you want to defend your "street cred," you may want to consider a venue besides Celebrity Family Feud. (TMZ)

• Things are heating up for the final three chefs in Hell's Kitchen. Fortunately, Gordon Ramsey's eyebrow's aren't singed (again). At least, not yet. (YumSugar)