Let's face it: the question isn't "Why didn't Femi win?" so much as "How in the hell did he make it this long?" From the moment he started in with the animal chants, we all knew Femi wasn't what one would call "Bromance" material. And looking back, there were definitely a few more instances that sealed his fate.

A quick review of where poor, misguided Femi went wrong:

1. He was not nearly complimentary enough of Brody Jenner's mom, Linda. (Trust us, it matters.)

2. He continued to insist that he's a "Fashion King," while providing no concrete evidence to support this theory.
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After six weeks of searching for true bromance, Brody Jenner finally settled on happily chose Luke to become the fourth member of his VIP posse. We're not gonna ask if you think he made the right decision -- cuz clearly Femi belongs back in Jacksonville kissing his girlfriend's lips (as opposed to Brody's ass). The real question is whether these new besties can stand the test of time. For reals, can a wicked down-to-earth guy like Luke keep up with BJ's lavish lifestyle? Will Brody even want Luke as his wingman after the dust has settled? You tell us: What's this bromance's expiration date?

The truth hurts -- and so does getting asked about your porn preferences on national TV. Fortunately, Chris F., Femi and Luke came out (mostly) unscathed after being hooked up to a lie detector test and grilled by Brody's mom, Linda Thompson.

And while we had to give Linda props for some of her more imaginative questions (i.e. "Do you think you'll have any fantasies about me once you get out of this room?"), it seemed like a disproportionate number of her inquiries centered around ... herself.

+ Think Brody's mommy was just trying to make the guys uncomfortable while she screened them? Or was she secretly fishing for compliments? Either way, here's a couple of questions we think Linda "forgot" to ask.

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We've got three guys left -- Femi, Luke and Chris F. -- but only one spot in Brody's Hollywood entourage. And in order to decide who gets it, the Jenner jeans entrepreneur is introducing the boys to his (Elvis-dating!) mom -- and heading to their hometowns to do some behind-the-scenes recon. So who's Brody gonna pick? Scan these scenes from next week's finale, then take our poll and tell us who deserves to get Bromantic!

The latest episode of Bromance put the boys' panties in a bunch ... literally. And while the whole lot of 'em thought the bedazzled, low-riding  Brody Jenner Jeans were a bad look, they stepped onto the red carpet with big cheers for their BJs. Watch the clip!

BONUS: Rememba that scene from The 40-Year-Old Virgin where Steve Carell gets his chest hair waxed? Sure looked like it hurt, right? That's cuz it does. Lots! And now Luke has firsthand knowledge of the pain. Watch this clip of his bro-mandated trip to the spa and feel the burn...

On last night's Bromance, Brody booted Alex for hiding in the shadows (and also for becoming besties with fellow bro-peful, Luke). And while we're not fully convinced that Alex was "holding back," we DO agree with Chris F.'s assessment that Luke & Alex had a blossoming "Broback Mountain" thing happenin'.

Turns out, it all started WAAAAAY before the camping trip. Take another look at last night's beautiful bromontage, and tell us whether you think Alex's BFFship with Luke ended up costing him a spot in Brody's entourage.

After dressing the boys up in "lame-ass jeans" and making them walk the red carpet, Brody turned up the heat tonight by introducing the final four bros to some Playboy Playmates. And despite Femi's (admitted) overconfidence and Chris' whiney anti-clique rant, Brody decided to sake it to Alex for hiding behind Luke's shadow. Think he sent the right bro packin'? Take our poll and let us know which dude should've been chucked faster than a pair of Jenner jeans.

If you like seeing guys rock skintight, ladies-cut denim jeans (with bedazzled-on crosses), then you'll fall head-over-heels for next week's Bromance. Amazingly, Brody's got the guys thinking he's serious about starting a fugly new fem-denim line, so expect to see Luke, Alex and the gang in their best Zoolander poses. Just don't get too attached, cause one of these bros is about to get dumped.

Another week, another tough elimination. At this stage in the game, we’ve got four bro hopefuls left — and zero margin of error. Think Brody made the right call by booting Gary on tonight's Bromance? Take our poll and tell us who you would’ve sent packing!

Now that Brody has a better idea of what the boys are all about, he's taking them into the wild for an outdoorsy weekend filled with tent pitchin', trust exercises and giant mystery reptiles. Watch the final five (Gary, Chris F., Luke, Alex and Femi) perfect their primal screams in these scenes from next week's Bromance, but don't get too attached -- one of them dudes is getting dissed and dismissed after his return to civilization.