Let's face it: the question isn't "Why didn't Femi win?" so much as "How in the hell did he make it this long?" From the moment he started in with the animal chants, we all knew Femi wasn't what one would call "Bromance" material. And looking back, there were definitely a few more instances that sealed his fate.
A quick review of where poor, misguided Femi went wrong:
1. He was not nearly complimentary enough of Brody Jenner's mom, Linda. (Trust us, it matters.)
2. He continued to insist that he's a "Fashion King," while providing no concrete evidence to support this theory.
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After six weeks of searching for true bromance, Brody Jenner finally settled on happily chose
The truth hurts -- and so does getting asked about your porn preferences on national TV. Fortunately, Chris F., Femi and Luke came out (mostly) unscathed after being hooked up to a lie detector test and grilled by Brody's mom, Linda Thompson.
And while we had to give Linda props for some of her more imaginative questions (i.e. "Do you think you'll have any fantasies about me once you get out of this room?"), it seemed like a disproportionate number of her inquiries centered around ... herself.
+ Think Brody's mommy was just trying to make the guys uncomfortable while she screened them? Or was she secretly fishing for compliments? Either way, here's a couple of questions we think Linda "forgot" to ask.
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We've got three guys left -- Femi, Luke and Chris F. -- but only one spot in Brody's Hollywood entourage. And in order to decide who gets it, the Jenner jeans entrepreneur is introducing the boys to his (Elvis-dating!) mom -- and heading to their hometowns to do some behind-the-scenes recon. So who's Brody gonna pick? Scan these scenes from next week's finale, then take our poll and tell us who deserves to get Bromantic!
Another week, another tough elimination. At this stage in the game, we’ve got four bro hopefuls left — and zero margin of error. Think Brody made the right call by booting Gary on tonight's Bromance? Take our poll and tell us who you would’ve sent packing!
Now that Brody has a better idea of what the boys are all about, he's taking them into the wild for an outdoorsy weekend filled with tent pitchin', trust exercises and giant mystery reptiles. Watch the final five (Gary, Chris F., Luke, Alex and Femi) perfect their primal screams in these scenes from next week's Bromance, but don't get too attached -- one of them dudes is getting dissed and dismissed after his return to civilization.
If last week's Bromance was all about Bro-prah moments and passing out in parking lots, then this week was all about perfecting your game -- and showing off your fun-lovin' personality. And while some of the boys missed the mark when it came to activity time (Paging Dr. Femi!), Jered managed to tank both of this weeks' challenges. Below, Jered's Top 4 Bonehead Manuvers from Week 3:
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There were awkward moments a-plenty on tonight's episode of Bromance. From Chris P.'s lame-o standup routine (Nice Dane Cook impression, bro!) to Gary's ballet flop to Jered's "bottom" line, it seemed like everyone had their fair share of dropped balls and overall uncomfortableness.
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In honor of tonight's weeptastic episode of Bromance, we've decided to do a roundup of all the Big Cryers. Below, the dudes who dared to break out the waterworks -- and our professional assessment of each and every tear-shedding moment.
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Now that we've met all the Bromance-ers, it's time to play a little game called "Who We Like The Most." Call it a popularity contest, call it a scouting report, call it whatever you want -- but read on to find out who's sitting pretty (in one manner of speaking, anyway) and who's got nowhere to go but up.
Our Top 3 from Week 1:
Not everyone was a standout this week, but we're guessing you'll recognize these familiar fellas from last night's episode. There's Weird-Haired Gary, who surprised/impressed Brody with his unexpected luck with the ladies, Comedian Chris F., who won us over by hitting up Hooters (and honing in on the awkwardness level of the hot tub eliminations) and, of course, Alex, the self-professed "bromosexual," who hit it out of the park with his delightfully refreshing "broast."
'Course, you can't have the good without the bad. Here are the three dudes (other than Michael and Jacob) whose Bromance debuts were a big swing and a miss.
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