Sure, Brody and Kristin have been spending a lot of time together -- and, yeah, he DID tell us he and his lady were "on a break" -- but we weren't expecting to see him cozy up to his ex for at least two or three more episodes. Thankfully, we seem to have underestimated the power (and influence) of one Kristin Cavallari.

Yep, things move pretty quickly in Hills universe, and next week, K-Cav and Brody are already starting to think about becoming boyfriend-girlfriend again! But don't worry, Team Jayde-ers -- your girl's not going down without a (very public!) catfight.

Meanwhile, Audrina's finally opening up about her feelings for (the newly single) Justin Bobby, but it looks as though her hard-hearted ex might've finally moved on for good.

+ Get a sneak peek of all the relationship drama coming your way, then tune in next Tuesday night to find out who's making up, who's breaking up and who's ready to rebound on The Hills!

We saw so many great tweets from our Hillzies this week, so we thought we'd give you a peek at some of our faves! Find out what's got Steph Pratt saying she's sorry, Audrina Patridge gushing over Heidi Pratt and Lauren Conrad all a-twitter about the new love of her life. Read 'em and weep in this week's all-Hills edition of MTV Tweets of the Week!

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After weeks of back-and-forth bickering, Brody and Jayde's relationship took another nosedive last night on The Hills when Jayde confronted her man about his maybe-more-than-friendly interest in Kristin. So what happened after Jayde stormed out of Brody's pad in tears? Two words: relationship vacay.

Brody called into The Hills: Live After Show this week to discuss his falling out with Jayde (psst, they're now "on a break" at this point in the season) and to set the record straight about his feelings for Audrina. Check it, and give the boy props for keeping his mama outta all the drama. And for pretending not to notice how badly the audience wants Jayde outta the picture...

We felt pretty sympathetic towards Jayde when Brody reamed her out in front of all her friends -- at the surprise party SHE planned/organized/carried out for him. But this week, it wasn't nearly as obvious who was in the wrong.

Could Brody have been a little more understanding about Jayde's feelings towards Kristin? Of course. Was Jayde wrong to show up to the party unannounced and vent (to who were those girls?) about Brody? Absolutely. And while we see both sides of this story (Jayde's worried about Brody's scheming ex, Brody's feeling smothered by his jealous girlfriend), we thought we'd put it to a vote and find out who you think committed the biggest party foul.

+ Think Brody crossed the line by going to the party in spite of Jayde's objections (and allowing himself to get drawn into a fight)? Or was Jayde looking for trouble when she crashed the party -- and started airing the couple's dirty laundry? Take the poll and tell us whose behavior was the most out of line!

Brody Jenner may have dated Kristin Cavallari when she was just a young girl, but she sure wasn't innocent. Apparently, dude developed a sweet tooth for chicks who like to throw down waaay before hooking up with current Girlfriend Gone Wild Jayde Nicole. Hear the Brodester tell the story of how he pried his hair-pulling, potty-mouthed ex off an unsuspecting female victim on Hollywood Blvd. before declaring love at first sight, and don't forget to tune in to The Hills Tuesday night at 10pm to see if sparks still remain between the two. (Hint: They do.)

With 'Drina and Justin hanging out behind Kristin's back, it was only a matter of time before K-Cav started scoping out other options. Unfortunately for Jayde, her wandering eyes seem to be staring straight at Brody Jenner. But is the feeling (still) mutual? Next week, Jayde gives Brody the first degree, Audrina gives Kristin the trash-talk treatment and Speidi give Holly an earful about her drinking. So sit down and enjoy a sneak peek of The Hills, then tune in Tuesday night to see whether Kristin's gonna stick it out with JB -- or move on over to Brody.

Happy Haiku Friday! In honor of Twitter, fall and all things concise, Remote Control is gettin' all artsy fartsy/experimental today with a pop culturized foray into Japanese poetry. Accordingly, all our posts will be comprised in 5-7-5 meter or non-traditionalist free-form. Stick around, you might learn something!

Star to un-retire?
Lauren speaks to comeback plans
"No! No! No! No! Done." (MTV News)

Brody laughs at ex
K-Cav's bitterness abounds
No vanilla sex. (E! Online)

5,000 Playboys
Heidi's naughty spread lives on
Porn as wall decor. (Digital Spy)

Candy casting call
Lo Bosworth to star in film?!
Dream another dream. (MTV News)

Happy Haiku Friday! In honor of Twitter, fall and all things concise, Remote Control is gettin' all artsy fartsy/experimental today with a pop culturized foray into Japanese poetry. Accordingly, all our posts will be comprised in 5-7-5 meter or non-traditionalist free-form. Stick around, you might learn something!

Blossoming new love
Kristin's hard heart starts to melt
Careful, Brody warns

Elsewhere, Holly drinks
Concerned, her sis begs and pleads
How much is too much?

'Drina torn in two
Old flames rear their greasy heads
Justin's final plea

Right now, Jayde Nicole doesn't seem threatened by Kristin Cavallari so much as ticked off. But if Brody and Kristin keep spending all that one-on-one time together (and Brody's mom keeps giving K-Cav those clingy, please-be-my-daughter-in-law hugs), we're thinking that frustration will quickly turn to anger, rage and, ideally, the best catfight reality TV's ever known. And since we like to stay a few steps ahead of the curve, we thought we'd cut to the chase and find out who you think would win the (hypothetical) throwdown.

+ Hear what Brody Jenner told MTV News about a possible Kristin/Jayde catfight!

On last night's Hills, Jayde Nicole had to sit back and watch as Brody Jenner's ex-girlfriend showered him with sex toys, sucked up to his mom, got beaned in the face by a water balloon (okay, that part was actually kinda fun) and lured him away to an after-party at Casa de Kristin. So how does she really feel about K-Cav? "I like her honesty," Jayde told the After Show's Jessi and Dan. "That's about it."

And since Little J was on such an honesty kick, she also weighed in on Kristin and Justin ("he looks a lot better now that he's not all beardy"), insisted she's not the possessive type and defended her (alleged) "vanilla" sex life with the Brodester ("[Kristin] must be doing something wrong"). Ouch! Better watch out, K-Cav -- something tells us this chick's not going down without a fight...