Forget about 15 minutes. Now, Spencer and Heidi Pratt are well into their third year in the spotlight, and the Hills' newlyweds (they got hitched on the show ... twice ... after three proposals) have never looked back. Their secret? They've got the paps on speed-dial, over a million combined Twitter pals and a special talent for churning out celebrity feuds, TMI interviews and the best reality TV meltdowns we've ever seen.

So what'd the press-loving pair -- who, literally, wrote the book on fame -- do for Halloween this year? They grabbed eight plastic baby dolls and dressed up as fellow reality stars-turned-tabloid fixtures Jon and Kate Gosselin. Natch, they were (likely) going for shock factor, exposure and an easy punchline, but seeing Speidi all decked out in their Gosselin garb made us wonder: has the reality torch been passed?

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Stop the presses! Serial dater/celebrated author Tila Tequila says she might just be ready to settle down, move to the suburbs and pluck an unsuspecting child out of third world obscurity (just like Brangelina!) and spoil him rotten! Well, not today -- or tomorrow -- but someday! That is, assuming the Shot at Love 2 alum ever gets rich enough to buy her way into Bill Gates' country club...

"Sometimes I think, like, let's just run away from Hollywood and adopt a son, and do my own thing," Tila told reporters at Usmagazine.com. "But then I realize, you know what? I want to make at least another billion dollars before I adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an island and give them everything."

Um, Tila? In case you haven't noticed, we're kinda on the brink of an economic depression here. (You know, the one that's already left thousands of Americans overmortgaged, jobless and strapped for cash and even inspired blingmaster P. Diddy to hang up his pimp jewelry in solidarity?)

So we're guessing the whole private isle/parenting thing will have to wait just a bit. (Unless you count Roosevelt Island, of course, but FYI, watch five minutes of campy horror flick Dark Water and you'll never ride the tram again.)