Heidi Pratt's made no secret of how hard she worked to get her bod Playboy ready. But after seeing these pics of her hubby, Spencer (nice lats, dude!), we're thinking she's not the only one who's been hittin' the gym. Yep, less than 24 hours after Heidi's Miss Universe debut, Spencer rolled through LAX airport security with a coupla not-so-concealed weapons underneath his shirt. (Wait, is this Southern California or Muscle Beach??)

So what's he been doing besides pumping iron? That'd be writing the book on How To Be Famous. (Yes, really.) And FYI, he's already raised some eyebrows by saying he's ready to become the next Brad Pitt.

"There literally is not another situation in the history of Hollywood where a man left a woman as beloved as Jennifer Aniston for someone like Angelina Jolie (a home-wrecking head case) and still ended up the good guy," the Hills baddie sez in his book (due out next November). "We salute you, Mr. Pitt!"

+ Hugh Jackman (a.ka. the X-Man who's bringing sexyback) will be hosting this year's Academy Awards. Snicky, snicky, soine! (FYI, that was us imitating Wolverine's berserker attack with his Adamantium claws. As if you didn't know.) (TV Squad)

+ Demi Lovato's rep says her client's scary wrist injuries were actually the result of a "gummy bracelet" gone wrong. Well, obvs. (MTV News)

+ Um, has Paris Hilton been stealing style tips from Gumby? Just askin'... (Scandalist)

+ Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg to release a new comedy album, Incredibad, with a little help from his famous friendzies like Justin Timberlake and Natalie Portman. Why? Well, for starters, cause "D--k in a Box" is still funny as hell. And, yeah, Mr. Pibbs + Red Vines are still crazy delicous. (MTV News)

+ Brad Pitt to George Clooney: Stop rockin' my 'stache, yo! (People)

+ Candace Cameron (you know her as D.J. Tanner from Full House) is now officially a skinny mini! And she says she dropped the weight without a super-expensive personal trainer/private chef/crazy fad diet! After all, we're in a recession. (Usmagazine.com)

• Only Kim Kardashian would get all freaked out over claims that she WON'T be stripping down to her skivvies and posing in Playboy. (Celebuzz)

• Overly perky morning show host Kelly Ripa denies rumors that she and hubby Mark Consuelos are headed for Splitsville. (Usmagazine.com)

• Real Housewives of Atlanta star NeNe Leakes and her husband Gregory were evicted from their 5-bedroom home. But don't feel too sorry for them. Nene claims she and Greg are "financial able [sic] and stable to live where ever we feel fits." (Atlanta Journal-Constitution, via Us)

• Late Show host David Letterman unforgivably mistakes gross eyeball-fondling woman for talented newcomer. (Best Week Ever)

• Brad "Groucho Marx" Pitt sez he's trying to bring mustaches back, plus he tells Ellen DeGeneres the surefire way to lure George Clooney onto her talk show: "Send him "a bunch of Chippendales [dancers]": "He’s yours...three, four—no less than three." (E! Online)

+ Brad Pitt tells Oprah Winfrey some cute things about being a dad while she stares dreamily into his eyes, nods and tries not to drool all over her yellow sweater. (Usmagazine.com)

+ Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has an important message for whoever just hacked into her YouTube: Get a life. (Buzzworthy)

+ Dancing With the Stars star Brooke Burke admits she can't jive to save her life. (TV Watch)

+ Former SNL-er Amy Poehler successfully recruits Rashida Jones to star in her as-yet-untitled solo project/Office wannabe. (E! Online)

+ Apparently, actress Brooke Shields isn't the only one who thinks Lipstick Jungle still exists! She is, however, the only one who seems to think the show might be re-upped for another season. (NYT Blogs)

• Apparently, Sarah Palin asked Tina Fey if she needed a babysitter during SNL last weekend -- and offered up her daughter, Bristol, for the job! Sadly, Tina turned her down, most likely because (a) she already had a sitter lined up (b) that would've been weird, and (c) last Saturday just happened to be Bristol's birthday. (HuffPo)

• DWTS's Julianne Hough is taking a 2-week break from dancing to undergo an appendectomy. But then...it's back to ballroom! (MSNBC)

• Meanwhile, Cloris Leachman won't be Dancing anytime soon, but she already has her next gig lined up: a role in Brad Pitt's new movie! (OK!)

• The View denies rumors of an Elisabeth Hasselbeck/Joy Behar rift, despite strong on-air evidence to the contrary. (Usmagazine.com)

• Grey's Anatomy update: That hot/slightly insane army surgeon Cristina smooched in the season opener is returning to Seattle Grace. Welcome back, McSociopath! (E! Online)