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We never really knew who Justin Long was before those annoying Mac/PC ads started airing. And we're pretty sure Tila Tequila didn't, either. But she certainly seemed to be enjoying Justin's "special features "this past Halloween. At least, according to the New York Post's Page Six, who claims the Shot at Love 2 star locked lips with the computer-savvy cutie in (where else??) Sin City.

"Spies said the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long 'asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww,' our spy sniffed. A rep for Long didn't get back to us."

Yo, what's the story, Tila?! Are you trying to make it work with Courtenay "Don't You Know Who I Am??" Semel? Or playing the field (and practicing your gymnastics moves) with Drew Barrymore's ex? Either way, not to get all "I told ya so" or anything but you would've been MUCH better off with Bo.

Hey, forget romance --the guy practically rearranged his face for you...what more could any girl want?? Just sayin'...

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Tags Bo, Courtenay Semel, Justin Long, Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila isn't exactly what one would call lucky in love. After two seasons of Shot at Love, Tila ended up with two failed relationships, one broken heart and a gazillion reasons to throw in the towel. Naturally, we couldn't help but wonder what went wrong.

Was this just the universe's way of telling Tila she was inherently unlovable? Was she destined to live a life of chronic singledom and end up impoverished and alone, like some sort of modern-day/bisexual Lily Bart? Or was she just a lousy judge of character -- you know, one of those people who can't tell a good apple from one that's icky, commitment-phobic and rotten to the core?

Turns out, it was the latter. Our proof? Tila's recent disclosure of her dream BFF: Ms. Amy Winehouse.

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Tags Amy Winehouse, Bo, Courtenay Semel, Kristy, Tila Tequila, Unsolicited Advice

Occasionally, when my heart's pounding, my pulse is racing and my blood pressure's higher than Amy Winehouse at Glastonbury, I find that it helps me to jot down some of my thoughts in poetry-form. And so, with only a few gut-wrenching hours standing in between me and the Shot at Love 2 season finale, I humbly present this rhyming tribute to Tila Tequila.

Tonight's the big Shot at Love finale show
And Tila's kept us all guessing. Will it be Bo
Who wins Tila's love and undying affection?
Or will the bisexual "singer" go in another direction?

Perhaps Kristy will be the big winner!
(Her bro sure bonded with Tila at the family dinner)
And speaking of fams, how about Jersey Jay?
Could you believe Tila just sent him away

After getting his moms to act like cheap floozies
And then getting it on in the family jacuzzi?
Meanwhile, I still can't believe Tila sent Brittany packing
(Ostensibly because the "chemistry" was lacking)

Or Lisa, who proved winning challenges does not guarantee
An oversized Shot at Love McMansion key
So tune in tonight, and find out who Tila chooses
You'll never believe who wins...and who loses

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Tags Bo, Brittany, Jay, Kristy, Lisa, Tila Tequila

Tonight's the highly-anticipated Shot at Love 2 finale! Which means now's your last chance to let us know which wannabe paramour you think has the better "shot" with Tila. Now, if weren't for Bo's bionic chin, I'd say Kristy pretty much has it in the bag, seeing as she has that whole estrogen thing going for her and Tila's undoubtedly sick of those 'Is she, or isn't she a bisexual?' rumors. But then again, you can never underestimate the sympathy vote -- and Jay may have had a point when he hinted that Bo's jaw-dropping metal plate may, in fact, have given him an edge over the competition.

But what do you guys think? Which guy/girl will it be? Or do you think Tila will rip a page out of The Bachelor's playbook and decide to keep that last inordinately large house key for herself? Re-read my rundown of the two finalists and let me know whether you're on Team Bo or Team Kristy!

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Tags Bo, Jay, Kristy, Tila Tequila