Kristin Cavallari thinks reports of her beyotchery are highly exaggerated. But that doesn't mean the bossy beach babe can't have a little fun at her own expense.

In this new FunnyorDie.com clip, K-Cav's embracing her badass rep -- and mouthing off about everything from President Obama's healthcare plan to Kate Gosselin's love life to, well, ugly people.

Check it, and let us know whether you think the Queen of Mean is acting up a storm -- or just being her charming old self!

For a woman best known for her naughty MySpace pix/getting dumped on her own reality dating show, Tila Tequila's actually got a good (if slightly plastic-y) head on her shoulders. Turns out, when she's not using her noggin to dream up fake pregnancy rumors (um, about herself??!) she's petitioning President Barack Obama on behalf of gays in the military. Even stranger? Girl's actually done her homework.

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Thanks to Snoop Dogg, we've gotten to see Paris Hilton rap, Nick Cannon stake out a ladies room and Hugh Hefner's ex-girlfriend stuff her face with BBQ ribs. And tonight's round of celebrity interviews yielded another crop of memorable moments at the Dogghouse.

Did ya like hearing about Robin Thicke's Chronic fetish? How 'bout F.O.B.'s cartoon obsession? Take our poll and let us know which of Snoop's sit-downs had you glued to your seat this week.

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• A-List actor George Clooney has generously agreed to appear on the crappy NBC sitcom that helped kickstart his career. (Entertainment Tonight)

• Actor Chace Crawford had some trouble remembering his lines for a recent PSA shoot. Fortunately, his Gossip Girl alter ego is more about spacey stares and sex with cougars than public speaking. (Usmagazine.com)

• And speaking of line-flubbers, Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court John Roberts privately swore in President Obama one more time yesterday. This time, we're told, he got all 35 words of the oath of office correct. (LA Times)

• Mad Men hottie Elisabeth Moss gives renewed hope to semi-attractive funnymen everywhere by agreeing to marry awkward/hilarious SNL castie Fred Armisen. (E! Online)

• Although The O.C. stopped airing new episodes a long, long time ago, our obsessive crush on Adam Brody will live on forever. (Just Jared)

• The Sex and the City sequel has just been "confirmed" by an unidentified (but clearly in-the-know!) source. So what's in store for the female foursome? "I would love to see [Miranda] and Carrie and Charlotte and Samantha all go off on some wild mad cap adventure somewhere!" sez SATC actress Cynthia Nixon. Madcap, check. Oh, and don't forget freewheeling! (Usmagazine.com)

• Kelly Rutherford's soon-to-be-ex-hubby (who once accused the Gossip Girl actress of hurling her laptop at him) is fighting for custody of the couple's 2-year-old son, Hermes. And in other news: Who names their son Hermes?? (E! Online)

• Meanwhile, Dancing with the Stars' Karina Smirnoff joins ABDC's Shane Sparks in critiquing the Obamas' fancy footwork: "They were fairy-tale-like, but a little stiff," sez Smirnoff of the president's inaugural danec. (E! Online)

• This year's Top Chef finale will take place in New Orleans with special guest judge Emeril Lagasse. We're just hoping the final challenge involves Padma Lakshmi and a bunch of Mardi Gras beads. (TV Watch)

• The starting date for the Law & Order we don't care about (Law & Order: Criminal Intent) has just been pushed back til summer '09! Possibly because Vincent D'Onofrio is on a bender. (TV Squad)

Last night, a tuxedo-clad Barack Obama waltzed his wife, First Lady Michelle Obama, across the floor to the musical stylings of Beyonce -- who sang Etta James' "At Last" -- and the delight of the millions of Americans glued to their tv screens.

And while most of us took the opportunity to cheer on the new prez (GOBAMA!) and let our minds wander ("Is Michelle's dress off-white, ivory or eggshell?"), some eagle-eyed viewers were more concerned with Commander-in-Chief's dancing prowess.

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"While watching the events of today's inauguration all morning, I couldn't help but be overwhelmed with tears of excitement at the prospect of change!!! I have never been more proud to be a young, American adult.

We have witnessed one of the most momentous occasions in our country's history and must remember these feelings of hope forever and ever."

-- City gal Whitney Port, on watching the inauguration of President Barack Obama. (via Whitney's blog).

It's been nine months since Heidi Montag endorsed John McCain, six months since she grabbed lunch with McCain's daughter, Meghan, three months since she and Spencer got their pics taken wearing McCain-Palin tees and approximately 10 weeks since Republican nominee John McCain called Heidi out as his sole celeb supporter.

So natch, we were a teensy bit surprised when we saw Spencer and his betrothed show up on inaugural weekend wearing "Barack and Baroll" shirts, flashing big Barack-sized grins and giving left-leaning thumbs-ups all around.

Not that we're suggesting Speidi's newfound allegiance to Obama is highly suspect or anything  -- we're merely pointing out that those two picked a really, really, really good time to switch their party affiliation.

Ever wanted to be a fly on the (interior) wall of Aubrey O'Day's proverbial tour bus? Well, now's your big chance! Watch this surprisingly addictive footage of Aubs bumping and grinding the day away to Soulja Boy's "Donk," and give it up for the Obama-loving/red undies-wearing mystery man, then tell us your vote for Most Disturbing Moment!

(We're thinking it's around the 1:50 mark, when a still-gyrating Aubrey suggestively air-spanks her puppy, Ginger, while the dog looks on in quiet despair.)

+ American Idol producers seem to think "America loves Paula [Abdul]." We'd argue, if we weren't so soul-crushingly apathetic. (Damn you, Seinfeld, damn you!) (TV Watch)

+ Meanwhile, British children have voted: and they think Simon Cowell's even more famous than God! We'd be willing to bet he's infinitely more recognizable, too. (TV Squad)

+ Breaking: Lipstick Jungle isn't officially canceled yet! Which means there's still at LEAST two more episodes to ogle that hot twentysomething Kirby fellow who never, ever wears a shirt. (E! Online)

+ Good news, ATL lovers! Bravo has just picked up The Real Housewives of Atlanta for a second groundbreaking season. Bring on the crazy! (Usmagazine.com)

+ The Today Show copies Barbara Walters does something completely new and unexpected and offers up their own picks for the 10 Most Fascinating People Top 5 People of 2008. (Psst...our money's still on Obama). (E! Online)