Unlike some of his co-stars, Spencer Pratt's made it clear that he'll keep doing The Hills til he's "90 with a cane and a walker." Which isn't to say he doesn't have any other ambitions.

Turns out, Spencer's got big plans of his own ... plans that don't involve promoting Heidi's music career. So what's next on his to-do list? Well, right now dude sez he's mainly focused on posing for the paparazzi (done and done!) and stealing Arnold Schwarzenegger's job, although not necessarily in that order.

Yup, you heard right. Spencer's confirmed that he's definitely running for political office. And soon!

"I don’t know if I’ll be getting elected any time in the next century or so," Pratt told Pop Sugar. "I'm definitely going after mayor of L.A. and at least governor, but I’ll prob stop at governor. I mean, if people are really pushing for me [to run for president] at that point, I’ll probably have to step into that role. That pressure may be a little much."

Hey, if the Terminator can do it, why not the Prattinator?? Now if you'll excuse us, we've got our first "Pratt for Prez" rally to attend!

+ Former Nanny star Fran Drescher has announced that she'll be making a play for Hillary Clinton's soon-to-be-vacant Senate seat. When reached for comment, California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger replied "Zat ees da craziest zheeng I eva heard." (USA Today)

+ Not long after Chuck Bass and Vanessa Whatsherface's alleged airport smoochfest comes word that Nate Archibald is gettin' it on with Jenny Humphrey. Well played, Little J! (Page Six)

+Meanwhile, elsewhere in Unsubstantiated Rumorville, Gossip Girl Serena Van der Woodsen was reportedly spotted swapping spit with someone other than her real-life bf, Dan Humphrey. Nooooooo! (E! Online)

+ Lance Bass' ex-dancing partner, Lacey Schwimmer, says she'd love to tango with Jackass' Steve-O on next season's Dancing With the Stars. "I would be totally down to dance with him!" Schwimmer says of the man best known for dropping trou on the red carpet (and taking a stapler to his you-know-what.) "I'm not kidding," she insists. (Usmagazine.com)

+ Bachelorette reject Jason Mesnick (who stars on the upcoming season of ABC's The Bachelor) says he's finally found his happy reality tv ending. "I'm engaged!" Mesnick revealed. "I'm completely in love. I can't believe it's this great." (TV Watch)