• Carson Daly describes Total Finale Live (and, really, TRL in general) as one giant party. So who was the drunkest reveler of all? "Kid Rock had a very very healthy buzz going on," Carson ventures. "And then I'd [have to] say me." (Men.Style.com)

• Bachelor host Chris Harrison to share his behind-the-scenes take on the suitor/suitorettes search for televised fairytale love. (PopWatch)

• CBS funnyman Craig Ferguson quietly tied the knot last weekend, thereby denying paparazzi the opportunity to scream obscenities while snapping unflattering photos of the semi-famous newlyweds. (Usmagazine.com)

• Polarizing pundit Ann Coulter may have finally offended enough left-wingers/non-hatemongering media types to earn herself as lifetime ban from NBC's Today show. (Mediabistro)

• Michelle Trachtenberg to reprise her role as Serena van der Wooden's overly medicated former BFF Georgina Sparks on Gossip Girl.

• Former American Idol-er Nikki McKibbin blames grouchy judge Simon Cowell her descent into drugs, depression. (Newsroom)

• Will Ferrell to star on Broadway? His last movie wasn't that bad, was it?? (TV Squad)

• Britney Spears finds a way to make Gossip Girl's Chuck Bass even more awesome than he already is. (Usmagazine.com)

• View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck wishes people would stop confusing her with that other leggy blonde right-winger, Ann Coulter. (E! Online)

• Dancing with the Stars' Toni Braxton is so traumatized over "losing her booty" that she's resorted to eating carbs. On purpose. (TV Watch)