Heidi Pratt's made no secret of how hard she worked to get her bod Playboy ready. But after seeing these pics of her hubby, Spencer (nice lats, dude!), we're thinking she's not the only one who's been hittin' the gym. Yep, less than 24 hours after Heidi's Miss Universe debut, Spencer rolled through LAX airport security with a coupla not-so-concealed weapons underneath his shirt. (Wait, is this Southern California or Muscle Beach??)

So what's he been doing besides pumping iron? That'd be writing the book on How To Be Famous. (Yes, really.) And FYI, he's already raised some eyebrows by saying he's ready to become the next Brad Pitt.

"There literally is not another situation in the history of Hollywood where a man left a woman as beloved as Jennifer Aniston for someone like Angelina Jolie (a home-wrecking head case) and still ended up the good guy," the Hills baddie sez in his book (due out next November). "We salute you, Mr. Pitt!"

Does what happens in Hawaii stay in Hawaii? Probs not when The Hills cameras are recording the juiciest bits -- for instance, when BRODY CHEATED ON HIS GF WITH AUDRINA!

While we're proud of the two culprits for at least copping to their party foul, that doesn't excuse the suckiness that's sure to ensue when Jayde discovers her boyfriend was unfaithful. And what about 'Drina's part in all of this? She's not exactly innocent.

But here's our 'lil conundrum: Brody's really hot. We know you think so, too. And it's possible that maybe if we were drinking some alcoholic bevs, like, under the stars on a super romantical beach, we might fall prey to the temptation of a taken man who we've always had a crush on -- and who's looking at us like he wants it (bad!). We know, we're "uncool" like Jen Aniston said about Angelina Jolie, but be honest here: Might you have done the same thing if put in Audrina's place? Take the poll!

• Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt tackle the penultimate philosophical question: Who would look better in Playboy -- Jennifer Aniston, or Angelina Jolie? (Usmagazine.com)

• Next week's Gossip Girl: More Dan/Serena incest mania, the truth about Rufus Humphrey's secret love child and another chance for Blair and Chuck to f--- things up. (E! Online)

• Mary Kate Olsen went to the restroom and she, like, did NOT wash her hands. (P6)

• In the current issue of Vibe, Kanye West appears to sport a salt-and-pepper beard. Apparently, this is only an extremely elaborate illusion. "I DON’T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE," 'Ye insists. "THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON’S S---!" Hey, whatever ya say, Crazy Old Guy! (Buzzworthy)

• Former Cosby Show star Lisa Bonet has just tipped the crazy scales by naming her bundle of joy Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. For serious. (Huffington Post)

• Taylor Swift kicks off 2009 the right way: by not dating a Jonas Brother, shmoozing with Neil Patrick Harris and appearing on SNL. (Newsroom)

+ Gossip Girl's Blake Lively (a.k.a. THE Serena Van der Wooden) denies that she and co-star Leighton Meester (a.k.a. Blair Waldorf) are real-life frenemies. "Everybody just works 18-hour days and goes home to sleep," she insists. Yep, nothing says drama-free quite like working a full day on no-sleep...with a bunch of attention-starved up-and-comers. (W Magazine)

+ With Dr. Erica Hahn booted from Grey's, it's time to bring on da new characters! Introducing...Melissa George and Mary McDonnell! (E! Online)

+ Oh, and did we mention that Kevin McKidd (a.k.a. Dr. McCrazy) was signing on as a series regular? (TV Watch)

+ Desperate Housewives' Jesse Metcalfe fell forty feet...and (miraculously) lived to tell about it. (The Sun - UK)

+ This doesn't exactly qualify as reality tv news, but when Jennifer Aniston starts going around saying Angelina is "totally uncool," it's enough to grab our attention. (Usmagazine.com)