Everyone was thrilled to see rapper Chamillionaire swing by From G's to Gents to teach the gentlemen-in-training about proper speech and eloquence. And while we're not sure which other special guest speakers are lined up this season, we have a few helpful recommendations:
• Kanye West, the self-proclaimed "end-all, be-all of music," to act as an example of humility.
• Hollywood playboy Brody Jenner, to speak on the importance of monogamy.
• The members of failed girl group Danity Kane (RIP), to serve as models of compromise.
• A lecture on "The Joys Of Moderation" from visiting professor, Amy Winehouse.
• Blinged-out Bad Boy Diddy, to opine on the long-lost art of subtlety.
Anyone else you would like to see on this season's G's to Gents? Let us know in the comments below!
Tila Tequila isn't exactly what one would call lucky in love. After two seasons of Shot at Love, Tila ended up with two failed relationships, one broken heart and a gazillion reasons to throw in the towel. Naturally, we couldn't help but wonder what went wrong.
Was this just the universe's way of telling Tila she was inherently unlovable? Was she destined to live a life of chronic singledom and end up impoverished and alone, like some sort of modern-day/bisexual Lily Bart? Or was she just a lousy judge of character -- you know, one of those people who can't tell a good apple from one that's icky, commitment-phobic and rotten to the core?
Turns out, it was the latter. Our proof? Tila's recent disclosure of her dream BFF: Ms. Amy Winehouse.
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For the most part, the crimes we see committed on Busted are all pretty petty, and being caught on camera at your very worst (eg. drunk/stumbling, dressed like a stripper and jonesing for Pizza Hut) can be punishment enough for a person. So, in honor of those of us who've been completely humiliated in front of a wide-eyed audience of people, we're taking a moment to sort through the most "character-building" public embarrassments of all time. Drumroll, please....
Jim McGreevey Leaves Closet Involuntarily
In 2004, New Jersey's Governor resigned after 1) publicly declaring his affection for the opposite sex, and 2) Admitting to having an extra-marital affair with the Israeli man he had appointed homeland security adviser. Becoming the first and, to date, only openly gay state governor is certainly no embarrassment, though McGreevey's taste in himstress left much to be desired. I mean, did you see that guy's shoes?
A Day in the Life of Amy Winehouse
It's hard to choose which moment has been her most embarrassing, as the British singer never quite seems regretful when the pics of her bombed and only wearing a sequenced bra surface the next morning. A day in Amy's life meets all the requirements of public humiliation: paparazzi snapping pics of her diseased skin, on-stage fighting with fans, field trips to her husband's prison ward... yeah, it's about time she became mortified by herself.
Pat O'Brien Stalks a Stranger for Sex, Drugs, and More Sex
Need a reminder to never drink and dial? The Insider's Pat O'Brien learned his lesson a few years ago when a string of scandalous voicemails made the Internet rounds. It seems that Pat had been partying a bit too hard one evening, and between the hours of 7pm and 9pm he left a total of six messages for a woman he'd just met containing some hardly subtle sexual advances, as well as a total of 30 F-bombs. Refresh your memory at Newgrounds.com, or really, don't -- it's icky. Following the incident, O'Brien went directly to rehab and has been sober ever since. Yay for him -- and unsuspecting women everywhere!
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