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• A-List actor George Clooney has generously agreed to appear on the crappy NBC sitcom that helped kickstart his career. (Entertainment Tonight)

• Actor Chace Crawford had some trouble remembering his lines for a recent PSA shoot. Fortunately, his Gossip Girl alter ego is more about spacey stares and sex with cougars than public speaking. (Usmagazine.com)

• And speaking of line-flubbers, Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court John Roberts privately swore in President Obama one more time yesterday. This time, we're told, he got all 35 words of the oath of office correct. (LA Times)

• Mad Men hottie Elisabeth Moss gives renewed hope to semi-attractive funnymen everywhere by agreeing to marry awkward/hilarious SNL castie Fred Armisen. (E! Online)

• Although The O.C. stopped airing new episodes a long, long time ago, our obsessive crush on Adam Brody will live on forever. (Just Jared)

In a perfect world, we would date the person who treats us best, the guy who's just as infatuated with us as we are with him. But as each of us knows -- most likely from personal experience -- the heart wants what it wants. Even if that's unrequited love.

LC is certainly no stranger to pining over unattainable men (ahem, Brody/Stephen). Even Miss Independent Audrina is being forced to see that JB might not ever become a dedicated BF. I'm starting to think the Hills gals might need a little help moving forward in the dating department. That's why I'm offering up my own suggestions as to who I think would truly make them happy (while still providing sweet arm candy):

Lauren Conrad: As evidenced, LC surely digs the tall, dark and handsomes -- but I'm thinking her next boy should have less "bad" in him. And that doesn't mean he has to be boring! My pick for Lauren is Adam Brody. Older, mature and rumored to be rather respectful (yet still her physical type!), the sensitive dude formerly known as Seth Cohen might really show Lauren what it means to be treated like a princess. After all, Summer Roberts was one lucky chicky.

Audrina Patridge: We already know Audrina likes them a little rough-around-the-edges. And now that John Mayer has his arm fully inked up -- and has unabashedly made his way through 99% of hot young Hollywood -- I'm thinking she and this guitar God might share more in common than tattoo pride. Not to mention BFFs LC and Lo would happily bob their heads at his his low-key, unweird shows.
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