Believe it or not, it wasn't hate at first sight for Audrina Patridge and her Hills rival Kristin Cavallari. In fact, 'Drina had seen K-Cav around town long before Speidi's wedding (a.k.a. the night Kristin made come-and-get-me eyes at a pre-manscaped Justin Bobby). Even weirder? She actually thought they'd be gal pals!

"I met Kristin a few years ago when I was with Justin," Audrina told OK! magazine this week. "She was dating one of his friends, we were all at the same party, and I was like, 'Wow, this girl is really cool.' And then she came on the show, and I thought we were going to be friends." And they almost were! 'Til Audrina's future bestie went after her ex.

"I was in love with Justin and Kristin knew that," 'Drina pointed out. "For her to go after that one guy…" Well, as Liz Lemon would say on 30 Rock, "that's a dealbreaker, ladies!"

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After a hiatus this past Sunday, Detox is back with a video recap of the latest episode of From G's To Gents! The good news: Grizz and Dot Com from 30 Rock stopped by Chez Detox. The awful truth: they bolted when they heard what show I was recapping. Who knew those dudes hated Mr. Bentley so much?

In all honesty, what's not to love about From G's To Gents? There's drama, suspense and life tips to boot. We learned that fortitude means camping, and we also learned what deja vu means. (Any Bromance fans might recall a similar night in the woods / life coach scenario.

Oddly enough, both shows were produced by a dude named Cris Abrego, who also produced VH1's The Surreal Life and Charm School. Hey, now that I mention it, those shows had "camping" episodes, too!

Finally, G's To Gents taught us the recipe for All In's Salad Explosion! It's just a tiny bit of lettuce, a gallon of ranch dressing and a healthy dose of "DAMN!" Watch your back, Emeril Lagasse!

So before your stomach pings from hunger, have a healthy plus-sized helping of the latest MTV Detox...

• Girls Next Door star Holly Madison gives us icky mental pictures (and ickier real-life pictures) of her swapping spit with her new Albino boyfriend, Criss Angel. (Scandalist)

• Steve Martin has just been announced as 30 Rock's latest desperate ploy for ratings celeb guest star. Hooray! (E! Online)

• Sarah Palin pardons one lucky Wasilla turkey while the bird's not-so-lucky brethren meet an untimely death at the slaughterhouse. Also, peep that (newly purchased?) Burberry scarf! (BuzzFeed)

• Kathie Lee Gifford is the best/worst Today Show host ever! (Defamer)

• Ashley Dupre's belated heart-to-heart with Diane Sawyer makes us nostalgic for the days when "Client 9" jokes were all the rage. (Gawker)

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jeremy "Turtle" Ferrara's real life maybe-coupledom is an inspiration to chubby freeloaders everywhere. (Scandalist)

• Alec Baldwin says making out with Jennifer Aniston (who recently guest-starred on 30 Rock) was "painful." (Usmagazine.com)

• Rosie O'Donnell wants you to know that the ladies from The View get along about as well off-camera as they do on the show. (LA Times)

• Dancing with the Stars' Julianne Hough says she's quitting the show because it's hard to dance and sing at the same time. Also hard? Walking and chewing gum! (TV Watch)

• TLC unveils plans for its newest series: Toddlers in Tiaras, a pageant-themed show aimed at exploiting the exploitation of underage girls. Hey, sounds neat! In a disturbing JonBenet Ramsey meets the chubby girl from Little Miss Sunshine meets Lolita kinda way.

• Apparently, big stars don't always translate into big ratings (**except when your name is Oprah). Jennifer Aniston's episode of 30 Rock was the sitcom's lowest rated show this season. (E! Online)

• Rosie O'Donnell says she'd love to share a brewsky with Sarah Palin! But that doesn't mean O'Donnell wanted Palin anywhere near the Oval Office. "If [John] McCain won," says the former View cohost, "I would be in the depression unit of the ICU." (Usmagazine.com)

• MADE coach-turned-Bachelorette ex Jesse Csincsak says he and DeAnna Pappas are still friends despite the whole not-getting-married thing. But for now, he's taking things "one day at a time." (OK!)

• Holly Madison on stepping on her sugar daddy/employer Hugh Hefner with creepy magician/boyfriend Criss Angel: "I thought I'd be fired!" (Scandalist)

• Rumor has it Eliot Spitzer's callgirl, Ashley Dupre, may have had an on-camera heart-to-heart with Diane Sawyer. Hope she wasn't charging ABC by the hour! (Gawker)

• This just in: presidential hopeful John McCain to spend the last Saturday before next week's elections on SNL! With luck, his performance fall somewhere in the realm of Better Than The Last Time and Worse Than Sarah Palin. Only this time around, we're thinking he should lose the whole 'Haha, I'm really old' shtick. (People)

• Apparently, Sarah Silverman's appearance on her ex-boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel's late night talk show made for some pretty awkward moments! Yep, didn't see that one coming... (Usmagazine.com)

• What happens when the Girls Next Door move out of the neighborhood? We're not sure, but rumor has it Hef's girls Holly and Kendra are in search of new digs. (Usmagazine.com)

• The first rule of TV 101: If you're gonna make a show called Cougar Town, you must (we repeat, MUST) get Courteney Cox to star in it. Capiche? (The Insider)

• And speaking of cougars, word has it there's already a Melrose spinoff in the works! We're just hoping Amanda Woodward's still rocking three-inch roots -- and dressed like some sort of high-class, boardroom hooker. (Fox News)

• 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan's leaving the dimly-lit world of strip clubs behind...but that doesn't mean he can't still get his money's worth... (NY Daily News)

• Believe it or not, Audrina Patridge wasn't exactly Miss Popularity back in high school. "I got picked on," the Hills star admitted. "Girls... would call me names and spread terrible rumors." (Fox News)

• And apparently, some things never change! "I have a lot I need to get off my chest lately, as there are a lot of false and malicious things being said about me," 'Drina wrote on her MySpace. Geez, no wonder her current mood is listed as "Drained." (Audrina's MySpace)

• Oh, and if all that wasn't enough? Audrina totes busted her ankle while doing a stunt for Ellen Degeneres' talk show. (Audrina's website)

• Will America's Next Top Model spinoff become the new Queer Eye? Yes! That is, if Mr. and Mrs. Jay have anything to say about it. (Usmagazine.com)

• Check out a sneak preview of Oprah and Jennifer Aniston's cameos on 30 Rock. (E! Online)

• 90210's Jason Priestley is looking forward to reuniting with his TV ex-girlfriend and fellow Minnesota Twin. (TV Watch)

• In addition to perfecting her Sarah Palin impression, Tina Fey's been busy recruiting A-listers for her hit show, 30 Rock. First Jennifer Aniston, then Oprah, now Salma Hayek? Who's next, the pope? (Gossip Girls)

• Despite having nothing but the utmost respect for Fox News, Elisabeth Hasselbeck denies she's leaving The View. (Usmagazine.com)

• Project Runway sneak peek! Here's a preview of Jerell, Kenley, Korto and Leanne's Bryant Park collections, for those of you with no patience -- and no Getty images subscription. (E! Online)

• Time magazine's picks for the top ten most unnecessary tv spinoffs. And yes, Joey from Friends' short-lived solo project made the cut. (Time via TV Squad)

• Fox 5 news anchor John Roland on why he decided to go commercial. (NY Daily News)

• Jimmy Smits stabbed a stuntman on the set of Dexter when he grabbed a real knife instead of the plastic prop. (Perez Hilton)

• The Hills' Heidi Montag pulls a Frankie Delgado, rings in Part Deux of her 22nd birthday, Vegas-style! (Gossip Girls)

• Plus, the future Mrs. Spencer Pratt reveals that her wedding dress will be a Heidi Montag original! Awww, and here we thought she was gonna shake things up and go with something from the Lauren Conrad Collection! (Just Jared)

• In case you missed it (and odds are you probably did!) here are your Emmy's highlights and lowlights! Emphasis on the latter. (E! Online)

• Ok, fine, all you reeeeally need to know about the Emmy's is this: Tina Fey and 30 Rock won everything. (NY Daily News)

• Lindsay Lohan preemptively hired as guest judge for next season's Project Runway. (TV Squad)

• Audrina "Ceiling Eyes" Patridge took time out of her busy sched to drop by The View this morning. (Audrina's blog)

• Check out exclusive footage of Jennifer Aniston's 30 Rock guest spot! (Usmagazine.com)

• ABDC's Mario Lopez lands the best magazine cover of all time! (Best Week Ever)

• Paula Abdul and the newest American Idol judge are totes BFF! Or else, you know, they're faking. (NY Post)

• Chef Gordon Ramsay confuses reality show with boring 2-hour self-promotional stunt. (NY Daily News)