We saw Pauly D shoot down a grenade or two during last week's episode of "The Pauly D Project," yet one chick made it past the velvet curtain, earning some hand-holding, a bit of "Real recognizes real" gibberish and even (huh?) the L-word. While something tells us Pauly's romance with Christina will be short-lived, we can't help but wonder: PD has his pick from the freshest dames in Vegas, so how'd homegirl do it? Until we unlock the mystery, we can sure as hell tell you what she didn't do…
1. Touch his hair. Oh, hai, Captain Obvious. Pauly's blowout is on par with The Situation's abs and Snooki's pouf (RIP). Yes, it's tempting to cop a feel--like, is it really as stiff as it looks? (That's what she said.) But even grazing his coif with your perfectly proportioned teets will have the man running for the Shore faster than you can pump your fist. And a blowout boob-slap? Fuggedaboutit.
2. Behave like a drunken trash bag. Few things are more hideous than a lady (or lad) who can't hold their liquor, as evidenced by last week's Elvira pizza party-crasher who all but carried an entire bar inside her imitation handbag. You know you have issues when Biggie asks, "So how long ya been an alcoholic?"











