Kristin Cavallari might be expecting her first child, but her former "Hills" frenemy Lauren Conrad already looks the part of mom. At least, that's what LC recently told Chelsea Handler on E!'s "Chelsea Lately." That's right, the Paper Crown designer may have let it all hang out for the cover of Glamour, but it seems she's a bit more bashful when it comes to vacationing with friends or family.

Apparently, while she was in the Bahamas with her parents, Conrad covered herself head to toe in a muumuu, and fellow ocean-seekers confused her for the mom of her own siblings! "It happened three times," she told Chelsea.

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We know what you're thinking: How could the lively Guadagnino clan possibly have room for TWO lewd and crude uncles? Welp, it's the truth--and we couldn't be more pleased about it.

In Episode 11 of "Vinny & U," the "Jersey Shore" castie's self-produced YouTube show, Vin invites his seriously pint-sized Uncle Pinot to join him for a chat session. Unlike his brother (?), Nino, P-Guad sports a mustache and is made of felt, but the two middle-aged, potty-mouthed guidos do share in common a love of partying with young beauties, as relayed in the video below. Pinot happens to have some top secret info about the real father of Snooki's baby: it's him!

Normally, our journalistic integrity would cause us to immediately question an accusation of this sort, possibly ignore it entirely. But this could have some truth to it--Snooks does have a thing for stuffed animals.

World, here is Uncle Pinot:

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Well, hello there, Stiles. Boy is it A RELIEF to see you standing there, alone in the woods, looking all dark and serious-like (yet still endearingly innocent). We have missed you, as well as the rest of the "Teen Wolf" cast, in a bad, bad way--it's about time you showed your (very attractive) faces and provided this awesomely ominous tease of the new season! And what's that you're saying in it? Something about a "moment" coming, and thinking you'll know exactly what to do?

What moment?! What are you going to do?! When do the shirts come off?!?!?

This here promo sure does do its job. All it took was 30 seconds to stir our salivary glands and start us on a frantic solo game of 20 Questions. See how long it takes for you to follow:

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We all know Pauly D is a regular walking holiday--dude's "Jersey Shore" one-liners have kept us belly laughing throughout five seasons. "OH YEAH, WAKE UP YEAH!" "Cabs are heeeeyah!" "They're talking about relationships, my sneakers are dirty!" (Apologies, we could snort all over Memory Lane for days.)

But times have changed, and Pauly's no longer the only Rhode Island jokester in town. Thank the Palms that Biggie, Ryan and Big Jerry are now here to give PD a run for his poker chips. A few of their funnier moments from "The Pauly D Project" thus far:

Biggie: When he got pranked mid-snooze with a drastic rise in temperature (90 degrees!), the bro with a heart of gold did what any groggy, sweaty person would do. Or maybe not. He ripped the thermostat off the wall and hid it under his pillow. "Don't f*** with a fat guy's thermostat."

Ryan: When he's not getting into drunken bar fights, Pauly's resident partner in crime is oft surprising us with his sillier side. Whether calming a feisty slop tart with one hand and scarfing a slice of pizza with the other, or taking a pee-pee prank like a champ, Ryan brings out our inner LMAO. "I'd have to piss like eight different ways in order to really pee pee like that."

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Pauly D earned his DJ cred amping up Rhode Island clubs, and lately, he's been setting the Las Vegas strip on fire, but never before has the blowout king lent his music-spinning to our country's armed services, and America's bravest are about to get a taste of fist-pumping, "Project" style.

PD adds some untz-untz to the soldiers' routine in the below sneak peek of Thursday night's all-new episode, and mere moments after his equipment comes to life, so does the crowd. While Pauly says he's not used to playing for stone-cold sober crowds, the troops are quick to move their feet, throw up their arms and even do the worm. Big Jerry's thrilled to see the group at-attention, but still can't stomach being shown up, so when he spots a clear floor he goes for one concerted "big man worm." That's how it's done, ladies and gents.

+ Check out the video below, and tune into "The Pauly D Project" Thursday night at 10:30/9:30c to see the stars and stripes at their finest.

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MTV's newest resident sex and relationship guru Dan Savage is trekking across the country to enlighten America's coeds and help them better understand the sexual culture that exists today. But what happens once Dan offers his pearls of wisdom to the eager undergrad? We usually don't get to see the students put his advice into practice, but luckily our own MTV family members can show us all how it's done. This week's advice in action: Play hard to get.

On last week's episode of "Savage U," Dan and Lauren headed down south to share their sexpertise with students at Eastern Carolina University. Upon arrival at "Easy U" (the students' nickname, not ours), a singular facet of campus life became crystal clear: The school was a major clambake (again, we can’t take credit for the term, which means the opposite of sausage fest). In between helping the many Lady Pirates of ECU with their oral sex conundrums and online dating fiascoes, Professor Savage and his producer talked to Ervin, a guy who wanted his casual eff buddy to take a more active role in the bedroom.

Ervin was grateful that he had a steady hookup on speed dial--the only problem, as he saw it, was that he always had to make the first move when they got together. This routine led to standard-issue (i.e. boring) banging, he felt, and so our advice sensei encouraged Ervin to pull back a bit after the next encounter. Check out the clip:

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Whether Rob Dyrdek and his "Fantasy Factory" employees got their medieval live-action role play on or Big Black solely transformed into a giant ass for a celebratory musical, outrageous costumes were de rigueur during Season 5. Sure, the skateboard legend also nailed some sick stunts and created hilarious viral videos, but it was his visual creativity and follow-through that will stick with us the most. Here, we've picked our five favorite guises and left it up to you to select the best. Check 'em out and vote in the poll!

1. Rob summons extraterrestrial life (Episode 12)

2. The Factory crew gets their LARP on (Episode 9)

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Blow-dumping through your shorts... isn't that everyone's lunchtime goal? OK, maybe not, but it's what Rob and Big Black theorized during tonight's episode of "Fantasy Factory."

After canvassing the food truck scene in Los Angeles and realizing it was missing a menu that could clean out anyone's backed-up bowels, the two culinary explorers solved the problem by establishing Big Black's Dump Drunk: Just One Bite Makes Your Butt Right. (That's music to any foodie's ears, eh?) It's hard to believe their offerings couldn't generate any interest on opening day, but that doesn't mean Rob and Big should have closed up shop so quickly (ever heard of the juice cleanse craze?...they were onto something).

+ Would you have eaten from Big Black's Dump Truck, or were you turned off that the lead chef passed gas the very second he stepped inside his fancy kitchen on wheels? Take the poll and let us know if you would've given one of their dishes a taste.

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Two sets of 6-packs may just carry Snooki all the way to the bestsellers list.

Pregnancy cravings, wedding planning, a "Jersey Shore" spin-off...our little Snooki sure has been busy, but not too busy to prevent her from completing her latest weighty tome, "Gorilla Beach." On the heels of last year's successful "A Shore Thing," the new novel follows Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli as they tear up the surf and sand in search of love. "Gorilla Beach" is slated to hit shelves May 15 (although it's available for pre-order now), and just today, the spunky author leaked an image of her colorful book cover on Facebook. (That's one big byline, Snooks!)

Earlier this year, MTV's literary luminary shared cover options from the shoot, and it appears as if she listened to her fans, who said they preferred the above image to a second choice of her squeezing the life out of a beefcake's bicep.

+ Take a look at the art, and tell us if you'll be picking up the meatball's novel when it's hot off the press next month!

Snooki's the modern-day Coppertone girl.

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MTV has one question to ask you: Wanna make a quick thousand dollars?

Yeah, we figured as much. All you'll need to do is embarrass yourself in a pet shop by placing a squeeze toy in your mouth, or annoy a sandwich maker so much with your absurd lunch request that he's forced to call the cops on you. Really, that's it, and you'll walk away with major bank from the network's newest game show, "Money From Strangers."

In the series' trailer below, host Jeff Dye and his comedic accomplices pluck unsuspecting contestants right off the street and ask them to complete a series of escalating dares, from making an absolute mess inside a grocery store to getting someone to request a Charlie Chaplin mustache from a barber (which also kind of looks like that of a certain infamous German dictator). Be sure to tune in for the premiere (airs April 30 at 10:30/9:30c) to see who--if anyone--makes it all the way to a thousand bucks.

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