Also, check out this video of LC chastising Brody and Frankie for laughing at Audrina the night of her parking lot brawl with Justin Bobby… right after the jump!

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With most of them working in the fashion industry, The Hills cast is bound to look super swank at Monday night’s finale event. Who’s individual style is your favorite? Who’s in need of a makeover? How would Brody look in Heidiwood? I asked those very questions to Project Runway winner, Christian Siriano, and he had loads to say about each cast member’s previous fashion wins and losses. Watch the videos and see if you agree with his controversial commentary.

On Lauren, Audrina, and Whitney:

On Heidi, Brody, and Spencer:
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Heidi and Spencer are well aware of their status as tabloid darlings and aren’t afraid of playing the right game to land the spotlight exactly where they want it: on them.

From People.com: Says Montag, “Obviously we’re entertainers. We are trying to entertain in every aspect of our lives. Whether it’s on the show or in the tabloids.”

And why not? “No celebrity does anything, really,” Pratt says. “Unless you’re a famous athlete who actually physically does something, like, how much work is reading lines from a script? We’re improv TV personalities. That’s way harder.”

Pratt goes on to compare himself and his other half to Brangelina and Tomkat, reminding us that readers can’t get enough of the Speidi sensation. He may have a point. I’m dying to know what kind of a mess he makes in Vegas next week with yet another impromptu visit to win back his girl.

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Looks like I wasn’t the only Chloe Lattanzi fan who felt cheated on last night’s Rock the Cradle finale. Our D-Listed blogger friend hints that Crosby Loggins’ win may have been part of a larger conspiracy (to revive Kenny Loggins’ career?), but is holding out hope that Chloe hits big in Lithuania. Watch her perform again, and keep the dream alive…
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Some critics have accused Heidi Montag of being a phony on The Hills… Now word is surfacing that she has dreams of putting any and all acting abilities to good use. People.com has a list of “fun facts” about our fair lady. Among them? This quote from a Blender interview: “I also plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious.”

Now that Audrina has a big movie role in the works, Heidi better get crackin’.

For her first gig, I’m thinking a period piece, with Heidi all dolled up in flowy gowns and reciting Shakespearian verse.

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Crosby Loggins stole the Cradle crown tonight, right from under Jesse Blaze Snider’s dumbfounded face. Truth be told, it was a snoozy show after Chloe got kicked off. I will be replaying her sad and confused version of “I Honestly Love You” for many days to come.

Well, it’s been a blast y’all, but now it’s time to kick up my Sunday shoes and cut loose (i.e., redirect focus back to The Hills).

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Well, I’m not going to lie: I still can’t get through watching the whole episode without fast-forwarding through some of the parts. It’s really hard for me to sit back and watch how I look and act while under the influence. But in a sense, I feel it is good “additional” therapy for me.

During parts of the show, a few of the roommates hinted that “something” must have set me off. I’m a man, and ultimately, I make the final call on what I choose to do or not do, so I will NOT make any excuses for my behavior and what happened. I will admit that with the mixture of being out of my element, in this lockdown environment, and the recent fight I had with Brianna, it all started to chip away at me. In the past, when I felt I couldn’t deal with everyday pressures, I usually turned to alcohol.

You can see from Episodes 1-4 that my aggressions and aggravations were building, and on Episode 4, it just all spilled over into one huge BOMB!

When I saw the episode, it was almost like watching a scene from The Incredible Hulk. When I’m sober, I act and even look different. I’m a totally different person — a mean Hulk of a person.

I’ve gotten nothing but support from new friends and fans out there, and I thank you very much for taking this journey with me and not turning your noses down. You’ve seen that there is more to me than just a raging alcoholic.

If you or someone you know has a problem with alcohol, drugs, etc., I hope that you will seek help like I did. It’s very hard to admit you have a problem, but just remember that if I can do it on NATIONAL TV, you should be able to confide in a friend or family member and get the help you need.

Thank you so much and I love you all so deeply.
Joey

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Recently, Project Runway winner Christian Siriano made big news when he let loose a little Hills dis. The sassy seamstress voiced some distaste with Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad’s clothing collections, thus causing quite a stir amongst the religious celebrity right. Christian dropped by the office yesterday to meet about hosting MTV.com’s Red Carpet Fashion Review at this summer’s MTV Movie Awards, and I was able to pull him aside for some pointed questions (specifically, what will he say to LC and Heidi when he sees them there?). Watch the video to hear him elaborate on his prior Hills infraction, and swing back here tomorrow for a our Hills fashion exclusive, in which Christian (aka. Ferocia Coutura) critiques the cast’s individual style. Hint: Brody Jenner gets rave reviews.
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Patridge said she’ll play “the girlfriend of this cocky guy who thinks he’s the s–t … and I kind of have him wrapped around my fingers.” “It’s cool,” she added, “because on The Hills, I don’t have that.”

Audrina came to L.A. to be an actress and got tangled in a flashy web of Hills superstardom. Can she make the leap back to her original passion? Truth and time tell all…

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