When it comes to the fine art of "Jersey Shore" pranking, Sam typically acts as Switzerland. But when the group gathers for dinner on the deck one night and a unique opportunity presents itself, she decides it's time to tuck the white flag away and jump into battle.

Deena plays waitress to needy clientele (i.e. her housemates) in this Jersey Shore Dailies clip, and while she tends to the table, Sam kindly excuses herself. As D dives into the nightly specials and deals with Pauly's untimely sickness, Sam sneaks upstairs, grabs a water balloon and preps for D-day. After a knot is secure and ready, and Deena delves into the restaurant's slaughter policies, Sam makes her way out to the balcony, leans over the banister and lets the bomb drop, clearing the table and sending its patrons for the hills. Success!

+ Check out the clip below for the Sweetheart's dark side and tell us if you think she'll be able to handle the counterattack.

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Ever spotted a squirrel at the base of a Spruce tree, foraging and hiding its nuts in the ground? A bushy, disproportionate tail flops around like a Golden Retriever's while its tiny little head remains still. Why are we getting all Animal Planet on you? Because in the "Jersey Shore" Episode 6 bonus scene below, Deena and her jovial meatball-in-crime behave like a pair of squirrel monkeys in the wild.

Take a look at the clip, in which Deena rips open a highly pressurized bag of potato chips and stands motionless as each innocent grease wafer crashes to the floor. In Seaside Heights, the three-second rule does not apply to snack foods, so instead of eagerly gathering all of her munchies and placing them back into their bag, Snooki joins her on the ground for an impromptu picnic. (Guess if you can leave a UTI untreated, surely you have no probs eating off a hardwood floor coated in days-old Ron Ron Juice.)

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He's known around Minden as the guy who brushed off a broken hand and can knock someone out in seconds, but Wes is nothing more than a big softie when he's with his son, Jax, and the "Caged" fighter says he never understood unconditional love until he met his child.

The consummate weight-cutter readies himself for work in this Episode 6 bonus scene, and is taken aback by his own adoration of his child. Wes says he would subsist on cheap noodles for the rest of his days if it meant Jaxon could have everything, and vows to never repeat the mistakes made by his mother, who gave birth to Wes when she was only 16 and counted on him for welfare checks. Even a diaper change and a puddle of spit-up, courtesy of the little one, can't wipe the smile off the young father's face, who politely asks Jaxon if he'd prefer to watch the news or cartoons over breakfast.

Check out the clip below for a surprise departure from the rough-and-tumble Wes.

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It's safe to assume that a significant portion of the world knows about Snooki's UTI--even her dad got an earful of the dirty details. While she raised awareness about her bladder issues, bathroom accidents are hardly just a Meatball Problem--they effect the entire "Jersey Shore" house. To prove our point, we rounded up five memorable potty fouls.

1. JWOWW Pops A Squat: Remember when JWOWW peed behind Karma's deserted upstairs bar because the line for the ladies' room was too long? We sure do! She hosed the evidence down with fountain soda while Snooki--and millions of viewers--looked on in amusement.

2. Sitch Gets Stuck: Instead of having an issue getting into a bathroom, Mike had trouble getting out. Thanks to a faulty water closet door at the gang's Italian villa, he was forced to hang by the toilet way longer than duty called for.

3. The Case Of The Clogged Toilet: During Season 3, the downstairs bathroom was busted for weeks before the cast finally called the plumbers to unclog the prob. What did they find? A wifebeater! No one ever fessed up to sticking that tank top down the tubes, but everyone was very happy to see removed.

4. Panties In The Potty: Who can forget the case of the dirty drawers? Pauly discovered some skanky underoos in the restroom while he was using it one day, then left the unmentionables in the middle of the living room. While no one claimed ownership of the goods, Deena didn't have a issue picking them up with her bare hands. Hmm.

5. Mike's Sit-Down Stance: In a recent Jersey Shore Dailies clip, Sitch revealed he's got more than one method when draining the main vein. Dude wasn't ashamed to admit he sometimes takes a seat, thought his boys found it rather perplexing. Watch the clip here:

+ Any moments we forgot to mention? Let us know what you think of the Seaside crew's toilet track record in the comments!

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Though her relationship with Roger might currently be on the rocks, JWOWW is a seasoned enough dater to offer some insight to those struggling with the Valentine's Day blues. No matter what your relationship status, anyone can enjoy the occasion, she says, so long as each approaches it in the right way.

In the Cambio video below, Jenni advices the ladies that coercion is not romantic, and terrifying a guy (especially an ex) into submitting to love will not do the trick. Instead, "ignore the sh** out of him!" That's right, nothing heats him up like an icy-cold shoulder. (Personal note: Boneless buffalo anything or pizza also work wonders.)

Also, for all you singles, don't plan a first date around V-Day--it puts entirely too much pressure on one isolated occasion. Embrace your freedom and go flirt with some randoms at a club (Karma, perhaps?). No matter what, do NOT spend the night feeling sorry for yourself while weeding through cheesy sales pitches on eHarmony.

+ Check out the clip for more of JWOWW's tips and pontifications and tell us how you'll be spending the Hallmark holiday.

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"Danger" has been clear about his goals from the start of "Caged": He wants to be a professional MMA fighter, and anything that could potentially derail him is not worth consideration. But he's since quit his job, was dealt a tremendous responsibility by Karate Mafia and, tonight, his recently separated mother reached her breaking point and was hospitalized after shooting a bullet through her kitchen's drywall. The state of things has certainly changed.

Laura, the girl Matt has been dating, was quick to give help as soon as his personal life started going downhill. Whether it was through cleaning up after a house party or offering emotional support, she seemed to understand he was in pain, even though he tried not to show it. She told him that though he was resistant to the idea of a relationship, she still felt like they were a couple. Matt agreed in order to placate her, but then later confessed he wasn't sure it was the right thing.

+ What do you think--should Matt stick to his guns and remain single? Or, should he let down his guard and accept Laura's love?

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With the pressure of Valentine's Day mounting, what better way to soothe your aching for an ex than by perusing other singles on the market? We happen to know a few people on "The Challenge" who seem ripe for meeting someone new. Resuscitate your anti-love lungs and take a peek at our attempt to pimp out MTV talent:

CT
Seeking: A fast-talking Southie with a wicked sense of humahhh and calming presence.
Best Trait: His baby blues.
Most Romantic Moment: He brought his former girlfriend, Diem, out of a very dark place, when she was battling cancer and feeling very uncertain of herself. Watch their relationship grow--and unravel--here:

PAULA
Seeking: Someone who's not a di**.
Best Trait: Her witty one-liners.
Most Romantic Moment: She let nice guy Mike steal a goodnight kiss from her after a boozefest on "Rivals."

MARK
Seeking: A gym rat that doesn't moonlight as a vampire.
Best Trait: He's got, like, a 20-pack.
Most Romantic Moment: The studly beefcake once said "I'll love her forever," about Robin. Waaaaay back in the day, of course.

JASMINE
Seeking: A verbal punching bag.
Best Trait: Her fiery personality and spontaneity.
Most Romantic Moment: If your idea of a night of passion involves hooking up while straddling a toilet, this is your girl.

EMILY
Seeking: A guy (or gal) that can keep up with her athletically and intellectually.
Best Trait: Her brains! (Legs at a close second.)
Most Romantic Moment: Back in D.C., she and Ty shared a tender embrace after her sister placed judgment on her lifestyle. Em allowed Ty in after that, both mentally and physically.

ANEESA:
Seeking: A mega-athletic chick with the patience of a saint.
Best Trait: Her no-nonsense approach to life and relationships.
Most Romantic Moment: 'Neesa proved her undying love for Rachel when she tried to dismantle her then-relationship with Jenn.

CAMILA
Seeking: A man that reminds her of Johnny Bananas. (Or, a man that is Johnny Bananas.)
Best Trait: She commits to her guy, even if it means turning her back on her own team.
Most Romantic Moment: During our interview with Camila, she bashfully complimented her crush (and partner) while batting her eyes and casually brushing up against him. Body language, people!

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Fans spent years waiting for the triumphant return of "Beavis and Butt-Head" before the series finally returned to MTV in 2011. And now, though another second without Season 9 on DVD seems too long, a new contest might make the wait entirely worth it.

Ten lucky fans of the show will win the fourth volume of B&B on DVD in the coming weeks, and one grand prize winner will get a Blu-ray edition (a first for MTV!) to match, as well as couple of novelty pint glasses, a nitwit-endorsed lunch box and even more shwag. So if catching Cornholio again or watching the big-headed friends try to become werewolves once more strikes your fancy, head over to the show's Facebook page starting tomorrow, enter in some basic information and keep your fingers crossed. All submissions must be received by the end of February, and entrants must be at least 14 to qualify.

Winners will be notified in early March, and unless you want this guy to claim each last copy (which now includes full versions of the pair's music video-mocking), make sure to get up bright and early on Valentine's Day and put yourself in the running. Then go back to bed--love, like, sucks. Heh heh.

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The road leading up to the "Teen Mom 2" season finale has been an incredibly rocky one for all four cast members, particularly for Leah, whose painful introduction to the reality of unplanned parenthood showed little mercy. On last week's episode, the young mother of twins filed for divorce from her husband after it came to light that she'd cheated on him around the time of their wedding. Corey confided in his father that he'd lost all trust in Leah, as she'd been unfaithful once before while they were dating, and his reaction was to shut her out completely.

In the below sneak peek of Tuesday night's show, Leah is given a devastating look into what life will be like once the divorce is final. It's been a while since Corey has seen the kids, and Leah hesitantly hands them off in a neutral environment--the attorney's office--for an overnight visit with their dad. Both parents are visibly shaken, as this is their first experience navigating the complicated dynamic of a broken family. Check out the video clip, and be sure to tune in for the 90-minute Season 2 finale Tuesday night at 10/9c.

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While Jason may not be thrilled with the results of his sexual escapades--it's hard to consider boning a crazy bartender who desperately wanted you to be someone else a success--but at least he's seeing some action. Following the most recent episode of "I Just Want My Pants Back," we wondered if his obsession with finding Jane was holding him back both professionally and romantically (60 percent of you said he needs to let her go), but we'll have to wait and see if he ever gets over his mysterious fridge fling.

In the sneak peek of this week's all-new episode, Jason finds himself rolling stag to a wild chick's bachelorette party. The obliterated bride-to-be scores a quiet spot in the back of a bar and drags Jason there for a little quickie. Dude's been known to engage in weirder trysts, but this just seems oh-so-wrong. Good thing Tina walks in to (hopefully) prevent it from happening.

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