Anything goes on MTV’s Real World, so it’s not like we were shocked to see some girl-on-girl action during Episode 3. We were, however, taken aback to find out later that a) previously platonic buds Emilee and Ayiiia got down to SERIOUS business, b) it was Ayiiia’s first time getting that “intimate” with a woman and c) Ayiiia has a boyfriend (who’s apparently OK with adultery) back home. That’s a lot of scandy info for one show, nevermind the fact that Emilee and Ayiiia ended up mortal enemies by its finish.
So what did you think about tonight’s lesbianese tryst? Unexpectedly sexy or drunken disaster? (Our verdict: a little of both.) Sound off now!
On tonight’s episode of Real World: Cancun, the guys got all dolled up to hang at a gay club. And because Bronne only owns baseball caps and American Eagle tees, Derek was kind enough to lend him a hand in the style department. So which of Bronne’s looks do you prefer: kegger classic or macho friendly? Take the poll!
Here’s the thing: we actually feel kinda sorry for Ayiiia. Yeah, we know, she was a royal pain in the butt to Joey and Jonna and said some totes inappropriate things to Emilee. But we’re not sure she deserved to be stonewalled by the entire house for refusing to join Em’s I-hate-boys crusade (or for politely asking Jasmine WTF her problem was).
Still, things are only gonna get more and more awkward unless Ayiiia can swallow her pride and beg her roomies for forgiveness. And if she can’t? We’re thinking it might be time she said adios to Cancun.
+ Think Ayiiia can still turn it around — and get back in everyone’s good graces? Or did her fight with Emilee just cost her her best (and only) friends in the house? Take our poll and let us know whether seven’s company … and eight’s a crowd.
When Joey spit on Ayiiia’s taco, Jasmine and Emilee immediately flocked to her side. But when Ayiiia failed to return the favor (during Emilee’s crazy, nonsensical fight with CJ and Bronne), all hell broke loose in girl world and suddenly, Cancun’s reigning drama queen woke up and realized she’d lost her two loyal minions to those evil, conniving boys. So what went wrong?
We’ve got a bone to pick with the Real World: Cancun cast: We can never remember how to spell your stupid names. Take Jonna, who pronounces it Jonn-ay. Would it have hurt to add the “y” at the end? And what about vowel-happy Emilee and Ayiiia? One “i” really would have sufficed, doncha think? And then of course there’s Bronne, pronounced like our fave paper towel spokesman Brawny but for some reason spelled in a way that’s begging to be said in one syllable.
We know, we know, we’re anal-retentive grammar geeks and shouldn’t be talking. (Control Freak? Duh.) Still, we couldn’t go another week without venting our frustration and asking if you’ve noticed (and gotten thoroughly irritated by) the same thing we’re talkin’ about. So, take the poll if you’re on our level and tell us: Which roommate’s name annoys you the most?
Real World: Cancunpremieres this Wednesday at 10pm, but you don’t have to wait ’til then to check out the raw footage. Every day, we’ll be sifting through the ‘Real World Dailies‘ to make sure you’re getting your fill of the Cancun crew. (Tough job, we know, but hey — somebody’s gotta do it!)
Up til now, Emilee’s seemed like the strong, silent type. Sure, she quietly seethed when Joey made fun of her Hooter’s pedigree, and giggled when she (and Ayiiia and Jasmine)ruined his guitar. But we haven’t really seen her lose her s@#$ until right this very mo. And trust us, it was SO worth the wait. Watch as Em unleashes a lifetime of bottled up rage (because it’s 8am? because she’s PMSy? just because??) on this bright, sunshiny morning. Oh, and if you have zero attention span? Skip straight to the 2:18 mark and see her go from pissed-off to out-of-her-effin’-mind in 0.2 seconds. Dayam, girl!
Attention, frat boys! Your (unimaginative) dream of seeing two gorgeous girls drunkenly hook up is thisclose to becoming a reality! (And trust us — it’s WAY hotter than the time Bronne swapped spit with some chick’s mom.) So check out this sneak peek of tomorrow night’s all-new Real World: Cancun and watch as giggly roomies Ayiiia and Emilee stumble, fall, giggle, kiss and (eventually!) hop into bed together. Sorry, Jonna. Looks like you just got sexiled.
Real World: Cancunpremieres this Wednesday at 10pm, but you don’t have to wait ’til then to check out the raw footage. Every day, we’ll be sifting through the ‘Real World Dailies‘ to make sure you’re getting your fill of the Cancun crew. (Tough job, we know, but hey — somebody’s gotta do it!)
Emilee, Ayiiia and Jasmine didn’t exactly get off on the right foot with the guys. So how are they getting along with their fourth female roommate? Apparently, not much better. Watch as the self-proclaimed “mean girls” call Jonna a “monster” for refusing to drop everything and empty ashtrays. Oh, and don’t let those angelic smiles fool you. With three Regina Georges living under one roof, it’s only a matter of time before someone goes under that (metaphorical??) bus …
While there was technically no exchange of bodily fluids, it sure looked like Jonna and CJ were on the stairway to heaven during tonight’s episode of Real World: Cancun. Spooning! Cuddling! Hand-holding! Is that what platonic friends normally do? Not in our world, but then again, we have boyfriends who’d never put up with that kinda crapola.
Only time will tell whether Jonna’s BF Matt will call her out for being emotionally unfaithful, but we want to hear what you have to say about the subject. Take our poll and tell us: Is Jonna (kinda? sorta? maybe?) cheating on Matt by being all snuggly with CJ?
As previously warned, Ayiiia and Joey banged heads on tonight’s episode of Real World: Cancun, and although apologies were eventually offered and accepted, there’s no taking back the outrageously immature behavior displayed by both of them. (Let’s hope their Sunday School teachers weren’t watching!)
Anywho, we’re kinda divided on which roommate acted more insane, so we’re putting the question to you: Who do you think needs a tighter straight jacket? It’s a toss-up for sure, which is why we’ve put together a quick blow-by-blow of J and A’s three-part battle. Check out our Cliff’s Notes of what went down, then pipe up about who deserves a bigger kick in the teeth.
ROUND ONE: Pool Sticks and Stones
While playing pool with CJ, Ayiiia arrogantly claims that she’s naturally good at everything she tries. Then she corrects Joey when he refers to “breaking” as “hitting all the balls.” The following tense words are exchanged:
Joey: “You’re much nicer when you don’t speak.”
Ayiiia: “Yeah, you’re less of an asshole when you don’t speak either.” Read more…
