She may not have left the mansion tonight as Paris Hilton’s ‘New BFF,’ but Desirae definitely made some friends for life! Plus, she went home with a few invaluable fashion pointers. Tip No. 1: Price tags should always be kept private…

I’m not offended that Paris eliminated me. I actually woke up that morning and knew I was going home — my heart just wasn’t in it anymore. I was sick, throwing up and sleeping the whole day. Plus, I gained 10lbs because I wasn’t eating healthy meals. Worst of all, I was getting annoyed with myself and my roommates, which isn’t in my nature.

As for my fashion faux pas, we’ve all made mistakes when it comes to clothes haha. I guess I just figured Paris was going with the whole “doll” theme that day. And let me just take a second to clear up what happened in Episode 3, when I thought it was OK to mention the price of my dress.

In 2001, Paris herself wore a dress with POKER CHIPS on it and then mentioned on the red carpet that the chips added up to one million dollars! Now, I put Paris in the same category as Rihanna and Megan Fox — they wear what they want and do what they want — therefore, I didn’t consider it tacky to bring up the cost of my dress because she had done the same thing! But silly me, this isn’t 2001 anymore. Paris has grown up a lot since her early 20s.

As for the other contestants … I came into this crazy escapade with a very open mind. I wasn’t so much trying to find a BFF but rather offer my BFFness to Paris. At the start, I didn’t care to meet anyone else, but that changed VERY quickly.
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By booting Desirae for her “unforgivable” lack of fashion sense, Paris tossed David, Amanda and Tiniecia a lucky break. And even though she scolded all three for acting like babies (and told David to be more “sensitive”), P. Hizzle mostly left bad enough alone. After all, she’s here to find her new BFF, not play referee!

But since we have no prob pointing fingers, we wanna know how the Shoelace Prank turned into a big, screamy mess. Was Amanda a tad overdramatic? Was David outta line for bashing her boyfriend? Was Tiniecia about twelve hundred decibels too loud? If you ask us, they’re ALL drama queens, but take our poll and let us know which BFF-to-be has the world’s shortest fuse.

We know, we know, Paris‘ trashy hat/sunglasses getup wasn’t exactly a fashion tour de force. But you can’t be a style icon without taking a few chances, and at the risk of sounding like Desirae, we didn’t totally hate it. Sure, it was slightly ridic and old ladyish — but nothing like the homeless/septuagenarian concoctions Mary-Kate Olsen wears. Besides, ditch the Claire’s Accessories (i.e. cheap shades and fedora), and it’s totally almost wearable! (Or at least WAY less Boca Raton Barbie.)

+ Think Paris’ outfit was an accidental slam dunk? Or a MAJOR fashion don’t? Take our (anonymous!) poll and let us know whether Paris’ over-the-top ensemble was a train wreck — or a trend in the making.

We’ve already seen some serious shiz go down in the BFF Mansion this season. But now that Kaitlin and Katie are gone, we figured things would be drama-free for a while. ‘Til we saw this clip of David waging war against the loudest ladies of the house. We’re not entirely sure what the fight is about (something about shoelaces and Amanda getting manhandled?!) but between David’s dry monotone, Tiniecia’s hysterics and Mandy’s raspy “you put your hands on me!” this week’s episode’s shaping up to be pretty intense. And you can bet Queen Bee Paris is paying close attention …

Paris might’ve let her pets out on parole, but that doesn’t mean she’s gonna make it easy on them. And when they see what she’s done to the BFF Mansion, they just might change their minds about solitary confinement. Watch as Paris tests the potentials’ patience with a bunch of whiny playthings while David accuses the girls of ganging up on him. Toughen up, dude! If you can’t handle Tiniecia and Amanda, you won’t last a day in Paris’ world …

This week’s Paris Hilton’s My New BFF was chock full of (more!) accusations, (more!) crying and (LOTS more!) complaining, so naturally the whiniest two of our BFF wannabes suffered the consequences. See ya (and truly wouldn’t want to be ya), Kaitlin and Nicole!

While we don’t necessarily agree that Nicole’s a “psycho” (maybe just in need of some yoga and/or a horse tranquilizer), we will admit that her squeaky voice was a deal breaker for us since the start of the show. And apparently, Paris was in the same boat.

Note: Some of you may have noticed a *slight* double standard on P’s part for knocking Nikki’s baby talk, but hey, it’s Paris’ prison and her (own high-pitched) word goes…

We’re halfway through Paris Hilton’s grueling search for a new slave sidekick, but the heiress sure isn’t making the game any easier for its remaining contestants. On tonight’s episode, another two wannabes bit the dust — hard, and to their own dismay. R.I.P. Nicole and Kaitlin! (And lovely Farrah Fawcett, as long as we’re on the subject.)

Below, check out Kaitlin’s update on life after taping the emotional roller-coaster ride known to y’all as Paris Hilton’s My New BFF…

Well, my time was cut short, but what a wonderful/stressful/ exhausting/once-in-a-lifetime experience it was!

I think people have this idea of reality TV like it’s all fun, games and parties. Although that’s a big part of it, it’s also very tedious and stressful.

At one point in the show, Stephen called me “a mess” — and honestly, I was. It’s hard to be enthusiastic and in the right state of mind when you’re not sleeping enough, not eating well and can’t talk to your friends or family from back home. Plus, taking heat from other cast members doesn’t help. You should always take this into consideration when watching reality shows!

The best times I had during this entire experience were when the cameras were off! One of my favorite memories is making everyone breakfast (every day!), no matter what happened the night before. (I always wanted to make sure everyone got a hearty meal before we started the day.) They never show that!

As for my casting footage, I could blog all day about how it was edited, what they did to it to make it look and sound the way it did. But shame on me for my foolishness in that tape and giving producers/editors even more material to work with.

You barely ever get on reality TV for being some perfect, God-loving creature. I knew I would have to be controversial to get on the show. And hey, I guess it worked. I would still like to apologize to anyone who my words offended. It wasn’t the way I wanted to go out, but it is what it is. I still don’t agree with how and why I was eliminated.
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After spending some quality time with Stephen, Paris declared him “one of the realest people here.” And while we happen to LOVE his snarky comments (’Member when he called Katie’s style “fun but slightly tragic?” Classic!) we’re not entirely sure we agree.

C’mon, ever notice how he’s all smiles — and way less beyotchy — whenever he’s around Paris? Or how he TOTALLY backpedaled when Paris asked him to repeat his dis on Nicole? Yep, we’re all for making a good impression — but we think Stephen might be playing a little TOO nice. ‘Course, we’ve been wrong before (okay, fine, a lot!) so take the poll and tell us whether dude’s worthy of Paris’ trust.

Although we find Kaitlin’s Shirley Temple face to be annoyingly endearing, we’re not surprised Paris finally gave her the boot. (Seriously, how many lies, cries and “it’s-not-me-it’s-them” meltdowns can one heiress take?!) But while we never really warmed to Nicole – or, specifically, to her squeaky, high-pitched vocal cords — we never saw her as a massive liability, either. Or, for that matter, a total “psycho.”

Sure, the girl’s a handful. (Reminder: she hates fat chicks, whines in solitary confinement and has a creepy princess fetish.) But is she full-out certifiable? Eh, probably not. At least, not any more than the other Paris-crazed potentials.

+ What do you think: Did Nicole take her Paris obsession too far? Or is she just as smitten as the rest of the BFFs? Take our poll and let us know whether Nicole’s a dangerous fanatic — or the best friend Paris will never have!

At first glance, doe-eyed Hillzie Audrina Patridge and paparazzi queen Paris Hilton don’t seem that much alike. But get past all those superficial differences — i.e. blond/brunette, billionaire/millionaire, hates The Hills/on The Hills — and you’ll see that these MTV vets actually have loads in common! (Like starring in slasher flicks, dating reality TV goobers and showing off their buns for Carl’s Jr.) So is it a total coincidence, or is ‘Drina trying to become the next P. Hilton?! Watch this MTV News vid (courtesy of our friends at Hollywood Crush), then you decide!