Katie Blair's boyfriend – the one man surrounding all those beautiful women – sounds off on life, love and "Pageant Place." 

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Last week's episode of Pageant Place can pretty much be summed up in 4 words: Katie and Josh, over. Katie flew to Pasadena to crown the new Miss Teen USA, and she starts the new phase of her career by dropping approximately 180 pounds of bad attitude, disrespect, and insensitivity. I would be happy for her, were I not so convinced that she’s going to eventually take him back. Read more...

Last week we learn that the main duty of beauty queens is to judge other beauty queens. Whether its official (Riyo judging the Miss Indonesia pageant; Rachel judging the Turks and Caicos pageant) or unofficial (Rachel judging Katie; Rachel and Katie judging Tara), these queens are experts at throwing stones in glass houses. We also learn that nobody, and that’s NOBODY, calls Katie a teeny bopper. Of course, calling her Miss Teen Burpy Belcherson is totally fair game. Read more...

Katie sure knows how to pick ‘em. Last week her boyfriend Josh showed us that Miss Teen USA dates losers just like regular teenagers. Disgraced Miss USA Tara Conner joins the queens on their royal appearances across America, and although the pageant queens her with courtesy and respect, they’re a ticking time bomb of Vaseline, fake tanner, and double-sided tape waiting to go off... Read more...

Last week Rachel, Katie, and Riyo moved into their new Manhattan apartment. They were told that Tara Conner, the fallen Miss USA, would be joining them and their reactions were less-than-thrilled. Jealousy, defensiveness, insecurity, and apprehension surrounded the apartment as Tara knocked at the door. It’s locked, and Rachel doesn’t seem like she’s going to answer it. Eventually she does, though the episode would have been better if she made Tara climb the fire escape instead. Read more...

Wouldn’t it be awesome if there was a television show where Miss Teen USA, Miss USA, and Miss Universe lived together in a Manhattan apartment? They could sit around all day wearing their crowns and brushing each other’s hair while gossiping about boys. Wouldn’t that be great? Well, lucky for all of us, Donald Trump has made this a reality with Pageant Place. “I hope these girls can get along,” he says, “but in my experience they never do.” Let’s hope!...

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Just when you begin to think that reality shows are over and that there are no more original unscripted programming left to be developed, in walks Donald Trump with a platter of four smiling beauty queens sharpening their claws and ready to scratch each other’s eyes out for our amusement. Thank you Mr. Trump...

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