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It's safe to assume that a significant portion of the world knows about Snooki's UTI--even her dad got an earful of the dirty details. While she raised awareness about her bladder issues, bathroom accidents are hardly just a Meatball Problem--they effect the entire "Jersey Shore" house. To prove our point, we rounded up five memorable potty fouls.

1. JWOWW Pops A Squat: Remember when JWOWW peed behind Karma's deserted upstairs bar because the line for the ladies' room was too long? We sure do! She hosed the evidence down with fountain soda while Snooki--and millions of viewers--looked on in amusement.

2. Sitch Gets Stuck: Instead of having an issue getting into a bathroom, Mike had trouble getting out. Thanks to a faulty water closet door at the gang's Italian villa, he was forced to hang by the toilet way longer than duty called for.

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Though her relationship with Roger might currently be on the rocks, JWOWW is a seasoned enough dater to offer some insight to those struggling with the Valentine's Day blues. No matter what your relationship status, anyone can enjoy the occasion, she says, so long as each approaches it in the right way.

In the Cambio video below, Jenni advices the ladies that coercion is not romantic, and terrifying a guy (especially an ex) into submitting to love will not do the trick. Instead, "ignore the sh** out of him!" That's right, nothing heats him up like an icy-cold shoulder. (Personal note: Boneless buffalo anything or pizza also work wonders.)

Also, for all you singles, don't plan a first date around V-Day--it puts entirely too much pressure on one isolated occasion. Embrace your freedom and go flirt with some randoms at a club (Karma, perhaps?). No matter what, do NOT spend the night feeling sorry for yourself while weeding through cheesy sales pitches on eHarmony.

+ Check out the clip for more of JWOWW's tips and pontifications and tell us how you'll be spending the Hallmark holiday.

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"Jersey Shore" airs Thursdays at 10/9c, but you don't have to wait till then to check out the raw footage. Throughout the week, we'll sift through the Jersey Shore Dailies to make sure you're getting your fill of the crew in Seaside Heights. Check out the latest featured clip below.

Are the boys of "Jersey Shore" two-faced? Two-thirds of you seemed to think so when we put it to a poll, and it would certainly be tough to make an argument against the claim after catching the video below.

Pauly D, Ronnie and Vinny take a drive in this Jersey Shore Dailies clip, and Ron's SUV's interior quickly becomes host to a three-man show: "Death of a 'Situation.' " Pauly tears the guy apart for his insincere apologies, Vin says he'd rather be massaged by a leper than get called Sitch's "brother" one more time and then there's Ron, who thinks Mike is entirely too sensitive about the jokes made at his expense. Trying to reason with him amounts to a losing battle, they all concur and Ron is sure another one of his schemes is in the works. Get those champagne bottles ready, Snooki!

+ Check out the video, and tell us if you think all the trash talk is unwarranted, or if the guys are right and Mike is too much to deal with sometimes.

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Mike has spent the first half of his "Jersey Shore" summer devising a Master Plan to expose Snooki as a lying, cheating trollop, but it wasn't long ago that he was professing his love for her in Florence. How quickly the tides do turn when a heart hath been broken, and, more notably, an ego hath been shattered.

Despite his latest villainous intentions, it's all-too obvious in the below sneak peek of Thursday night's new episode that Sitch hasn't lost that lovin' lustful feeling for Snooks. Then again, maybe his dirty overtures and desperate attempt to decorate the object of his affection with whipped cream, "Varsity Blues"-style, is all part of the aforementioned plan to wreak havoc on her relationship with Jionni. You really never know what's up his sleeve.

In this video clip, our "clock language"-challenged meatball tries to rally her frenemy to go dancing, but the only thing on his mind is a late-night Scooby Snooki Snack. Check out his persistence in the face of irritation and flat-out rejection.

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Snooki gave the 2012 Grammy Awards' red carpet a taste of 'Jersey Shore' last night.

Hours before Grammys champion Adele endearingly "fanked" the world for its support of her unstoppable "21," Snooki made sure the biggest night in music included answers to all the tough questions: Why are you wearing guns on your arm, what is a "wenis" and is there underwear beneath that Ted Baker dress? That, friends, is the "Jersey Shore" investigative way.

Snooks helped The Insider get the dirt on some of the award show's biggest stars last night, and made a point to shake up the typical industry chatter routine. Sure, she asked Fergie about her fashion of choice, but quizzing Amber Rose and nominee Wiz Khalifa on the true meaning of "grundle grenade" soon followed, and it was only a matter of time before she and Kathy Griffin chummed it up over talk of rhinoplasty. And, yes, if you were curious, Rebecca Black was wearing underwear. Music? We'll get to that later.

+ Check out the clip below for the antithesis to the Ryan Seacrest approach, and tell us how you think Snooks handled the sea of celebrity.

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Now that Deena's taught us how to travel by plane and by car, it's only fair that she give the high seas a dose of Blast-in-a-Glass goodness. The "Jersey Shore" meatball will headline a Bermuda cruise in September, and you (yes, YOU) can be the Captain to her Tennille, so long as you promise not to be "an annoying."

"Cruise with Deena Nicole" will disembark from Cape Liberty, N.J. (where else?) on Sept. 16 and head southward to King's Wharf, Bermuda. The eight-day voyage will feature a private Rum Party with D, traditional island food tasting and the promise of a nonstop party. Most important, the trip includes exclusive dance lessons with the guidette, and if the Jersey Turnpike is on the agenda, we can't imagine a better way of spending the first few days of fall.

+ Would you sail the ocean blue with Deena? Make sure to reserve your spot now, or may you suffer the boredom of another liner's shuffleboard tournament.

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And suddenly, all roads were cleared.

Even though Snooki shook up Italian traffic by SLAMMING her Fiat into a police car, it hasn't scared the "Jersey Shore" meatball away from driving--or, more specifically, driving a giant-ass truck with neon pink trim. She recently introduced the Twitterverse to "Joey," and we're sure the guy will look beautiful when he misses a left somewhere and tries to bang a U-turn in heavy traffic.

Elsewhere on Twitter, there was love both lost and found on the "Challenge" front, as Emily sucked up her pride to congratulate former fling (and enemy) Ty on his Dome performance, while Naomi deflected flak tossed by fans that blamed her for Team Yellow's elimination. Mom-to-be Kristin Cavallari was in a sisterly mood, voicing support for Gisele Bündchen's big mouth, while Wes of "Caged" was fired up enough to take on "The Situation," if he didn't knock himself out first.

Check out what they and other MTV talent had to say, including Molly Tarlov's assurance that a second "Awkward." is in the works!

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Summer jobs can be a drag, particularly when it's a beautiful day along the "Jersey Shore" and there's a boardwalk lousy with bars just steps outside of the workplace. So when pressing T-shirts and peddling booty shorts at the Shore Store didn't seem worthwhile for Deena and Snooki, the meatballs zigzagged through sales racks, slipped out into the beach crowd and headed for the part-time employment hills. And poor Pauly, the shift's lone workhorse, was left to fend off his stalker by himself.

A small part of us cheered the meatballs on, and it seemed social media was in their corner, as well, as the pair's blatant retail defiance drummed up a Twitter trend that would have driven smoke out of Danny's ears. Whether "Shore" fans were shocked by the boss's likeness to an early social media maven or reminded of their own employment experiences, a ton had something to say about the Shore Store, and here are our favorite related tweets from last night:

"I've been in the Shore Store, and the racks aren't tall. And @Snooki and @DeenaNicoleMTV didn't even reach the height of them. #JerseyShore" -- @TeamDeenaMTV

"Why does the manager from the Shore Store look like Tom from Myspace?" -- @_Cangri

"Shore Store > Lakers and Celtics." -- @JamesMcGowan3

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As an upstanding member of Team Meatball and Snooki's ineffable partner-in-crime, to say that Deena has her girl's back is a wild understatement. The "Jersey Shore" twins laugh, fall and, together, piss off Danny by ditching work multiple times in the same shift, so it's no surprise that they share a similar distaste for Mike's ongoing antics, many of which revolve around bringing down Snooki.

But tonight, when the house caught word that Mike's older brother and Deena's older sister were seeing each other (or "smashing and dashing," as Mike put it), things got too close for comfort. Deena didn't even really like Sitch, so the idea that he could ostensibly wind up Scotch-taped to her family tree was hard to swallow.

In a clip from tonight's "Jersey Shore Hook-Up," the fellow housemates say that joking about the possibility of merging the Sorrentino and Cortese families actually brought them closer. "He'd wake me up like, 'Yo sis, I got you a bacon, egg and cheese,'" Deena shares. Didn't they try to make out before? That's some seriously messy incest right there.

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If a leopard never loses his stripes, as Deena pointed out, then it looks like Mike's lines are holding on with a vice grip.

"The Situation" seemed to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed and decided the "Jersey Shore" was a little too quiet for its own good lately. For reasons not totally clear, he deemed Snooki Public Enemy No. 1 and was finally ready to reenlist "The Unit" to break down Snooki's alleged infidelity to Jionni. Unfortunately, the guy was out of town, and the takedown would have to wait. In the meantime, trash-talking Deena's sister, who was dating Mike's brother, would have to sate Sitch's hunger for trouble.

While Mike, exhausted by scheming, caught some Zs, the rest of the crew got down at Aztec for the night. Snooks had a particularly eventful evening, but JWOWW was in a noticeable funk, still pissed off that Roger had been dodging her.

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