Week after week, we've watched as Jordan moped, mumbled, sighed, trudged and whatevered his way through freshmen year. In fact, ever since the Tattoo Incident, where he used his parents' tuition money to pay for ink, dude's been skulking around like someone just shot his dog -- or worse, his fave indie recording artist.
Likewise, Lindsay's spent the better part of her year camping out in the liberry (HOT!) and worrying obsessively over grades, boys, grades, roommates and the parentals. (Oh, and grades. Did we mention grades? Because, yeah. Seriously. Grades.)
So what's the deal: Do these sad sacks need to chillax, lighten up and get a one-way ticket out of Blahsville? Or are they dark, tortured, brilliant and misunderstood? Let us know whether these Debbie Downers are misconstrued misfits -- or one woe-is-me short of a total breakdown!
Dear Kevin,
All season long on College Life, you made us nostalgic for the days when we too partied like irresponsible numnuts with no direction beyond what pizza toppings to order at 4am. You're one funny dude. Plus, getting your GPA up to a 3.4 was rather impressive and probs earned you some extra brew money from your moms. Nice work! But here's the thing: we feel the need to express that the way you handled The Mindy Situation was pretty unevolved ... even for you, ya jackass.
To be fair, you're not the first guy to ever decide he's no longer into some girl he got down with over Spring Break. But then again, most dudes cut off all ties with their flings once the keg is tapped and the sun comes up in Cancun. It's the humane approach, especially if you really aren't a "relationship type guy." Why string a gal along by staying in touch, and then giving her the green light to come visit?
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Surprise! After a season of circling each other like hungry birds of prey -- and a minor setback involving a stripper with remarkable foot dexterity -- Josh and Andrea finally took the plunge and admitted they still, like, TOTALLY HAVE FEELINGS for each other!
After we got over the initial shock and the amazingness of Josh's (duck-inspired) "She definitely isn't a virgin" dig, we found this bonus footage of Josh mooning over his ex-turned-current leading lady, Andrea. Hear what he has to say (something about being happy and calling this one from the beginning), then tell us whether Androsh has what it takes to go the distance!
Kevin seemed pretty psyched for Mindy to come visit -- right up until the moment his unbiased gal pal Colleen convinced him girl was a TOTAL stalker. But fatal attraction fantasies aside, we wanna know: how did these two lovebirds -- er, Spring Break sex fiends -- get together in the first place? Well, thanks to Dan (our online-only collegian!), we've finally got our answer! And, as it turns out, their fairytale romance began exactly how you might've pictured it: with Kevin ogling her roomies' bikini bods and expressing his appreciation through the time-honored art of the catcall. Ah, true love ...
With second semester's coming to an end, our College Lifers have mixed emotions about moving outta the dorms. And while Lindsay's getting stressed (as usual) about making the grade, Andrea's getting nostalgic and Kevin's getting some much-needed validation. But before school's out for the summer, it's time to settle up some unfinished biz -- in next week's hour-long series finale.
Watch as Jordan's gets slapped with a tuition-sized reality check, Josh hits Andrea with a shocking confession and everyone reflects on how far they've come since freshmen orientation.
Before spring break, Kevin had only one thing to say: "If I'm breathing by the end of the week, that's good. If I'm not, I did my job. Heh heh." Well, Kevbo? Looks as though you damn near succeeded. After scoring a rent-free gig with a bunch of sorority chicks, dude lost his voice -- and his money -- somewhere in Panama City Beach. 'Course, dude still managed to have the best time evs. At least, 'til he got home, put down the trusty ol' whiteboard, and sat through the Awkwardest Physical Exam Of His Life ...
We can probably all agree that Kevin had the best spring break of all (free room/board + ten slammin' hotties = best week ever). So, whose breakation was the worst evs? Well, that depends on whether you think awkward breakups (and run-ins with your drunken ex) trumps a week of watching Nat Geo at Mom and Dad's. Think you know which College Lifer had the lousiest time? Take the poll and make it official!
While drinking/hooking up/studying (in descending order) are all big parts of College Life, there's another aspect that commonly goes under acknowledged ... that is, until its consequences start to make an unfortunate appearance. Yep, we're talking about the late-night snacking, and the Freshman 15 that creeps up just when it becomes time to fit into that sorority formal dress. Below, watch our .com-only College Lifer, Anna, back away from the candy drawer and work off her newly acquired muffin top.
When Lindsay told Josh she was putting her social life on hold til Spring Break, we didn't realize that was only one episode away. But before she can party it up with her peers in Panama City Beach, Florida, she'll need to explain why her dance card already seems to be so full.
And while Lindsay's off getting herself a life (and Andrea's getting back in touch with her religious roots), Jordan's getting himself far, far away from the college scene. And as for Kevin's Spring Break agenda? Let's just say he's looking to make some new friends, preferably of the blond, beach babe variety ...
Can someone please explain what went down between Jordan and Coco tonight? Because unless there's something the cameras aren't showing us, it LOOKS like dude just dumped a fun/cute/easygoing girl because of her negligible taste in music. (And/or her aversion to mashed potatoes and gravy).
+ Think that's slightly insane-o? Or does an iPod full of Nickelback = an automatic dealbreaker? Take our poll and let us know whether Jordan was overly hasty in dissing and dismissing his lady friend.
