Newsflash! The unrealistically well-endowed women in those cheesy Skinemax movies are really ACTORS. (Like the ones you see on normal channels, only nakeder!)

And while the boys and girls of adult cinema didn't graduate from the Yale School of Drama, Dr. Drew still wants you to remember that they're performers. They're putting on a show, see? Which means, they're only pretending to enjoy twisting themselves into human pretzels -- while stroking their hair and screaming like banshees.

So, why's this matter? Well, turns out, all this internet pornography is giving kids unrealistic expectations about sex and whatnot! Hear the doc explain why X-rated films are corrupting America's youth, and find out whether there's such a thing as TOO much porn. (Spoiler: There is, and it's gross!)

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Did you know that women with low self-esteem tend to have lots of sexual partners (like yo' mama!), whereas men with HIGH self-esteem are generally the ones knockin' da boots? Weird, but true!

And speaking of things you didn't know (like how come you're always attracted to jerks who wear pleather and say things like "yo, baby"), it's time to fill that pretty little head of yours with some knowledge. Get a refresher course on self-esteem by stepping into Dr. Drew's laboratory, then watch as Professor Offspring (first name, "The") expounds on the very same subject. Let the learning begin!

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According to Dr. Drew, there's a lot you didn't know about the "hook-up." For instance, did you know that phrase can mean anything from holding hands to going all the way?? Or that most boys and girls feel the need to "self-medicate" (read: drink themselves into oblivion) to do it? Hear what else you didn't know about the hook-up -- and why the good doc says dating is both a healthier and "more effective" (ahem!) alternative.

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Today, Dr. Drew admits he's developed "a profound sense of affection and attachment" for all the teens (and parents!) whose lives have changed as a result of coming on the show. Meanwhile, he breaks down the biggest problem facing young people today: repeating their parents' mistakes.

Yep, there's nothing scarier than finding out you're just as effed up as Mom and Dad. Except for maybe STDs. Speaking of which, the doc says there's a 50/50 shot you already have HPV!

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If you're not old enough to vote, you're not old enough to be gettin' it on. At least, according to Dr. Drew and and a bunch of clipboard-toting neurologist dudes. Find out why the love doc says 16-year-olds are waaaaay more likely to get can't-live-without-you clingy and/or suffer from "it's not gonna happen to me" syndrome.

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Today, the doc explains why you should hit up your 'rents for sex advice (it's fun-damental!), tells you when young people should have relationships (when they're older!) and reminds you that you should always listen to that little voice inside your head. (Especially when it says "NO.")

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Tuesday night's Dancing with the Stars wasn't all about fancy footwork, skimpy costumes and grouchy judges. There were also some major tears shed! And we're not just talking about the salty discharge streaming down our face when we learned sprinter Maurice Greene has danced his last dance. We are, of course, referring to the mushy clip of Cody Linley and his partner, Julianne Hough's "couples therapy" sesh with Sex...with Mom and Dad's resident M.D., Dr. Drew.

“I had so much stress and pressure built up, and all these feelings of worry for Julianne," he admitted to OK! Magazine. "Dr. Drew sensed it and it just poured out of me and it felt awesome to tell her how I felt.”

Hey, way to go for the gusto, Dr. D! We just hope Cody didn't get into any trouble for his overemotional cryfest...

“I’ve got four brothers and no sisters,” Linley told People.com's TVWatch blog. “So after it happened and I looked up to the four cameras and I was crying, I was like, ‘Crap! This is all going to be on TV!’” Reportedly, Linley "attempted a preemptive strike" by texting his brother and fessing up. “At first, he was like, ‘It’s okay, don’t worry about it.’, but five minutes later, he sent me a text that said, ‘Was it a little cry, or was it a cry that had a squeal to it?’”

Now that you’ve had a chance to check out Dr. Drew Pinsky’s new show, Sex…with Mom and Dad, you already have some idea of his sexpertise. And since the good doc doesn’t have time to answer all your questions on tv, he’s taking time out of his busy family-fixing schedule to answer some of your more personal bedroom queries.

This week, Dr. Drew explains how he ended up specializing in sex health issues, reveals what -- if anything -- still shocks him and offers his best tips for teens looking to come out to their parents.

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Not everyone has the same taste when it comes to sex therapists. And while some of you might prefer to get your love questions answered by Sex…with Mom and Dad’s resident MD, Dr. Drew, others might prefer the more down-to-earth (and, generally, contradictory) style of Scoop and Shanda.

This week, Fatman's out with an ear infection (yes, really) which means Shanda's running the show on her own...hence the uncharacteristic quiet. And rather than do a Q&A on her own, Shanda's here to give a shout-out to her fans and to let y'all know that Man and Wife has been moved to a new time.

So hear what Shanda has to say for herself and tune in tonight (and every Monday-Thursday) at 12am for an all-new sextastic episode. Sure, it's an hour later, but hey, we have a feeling you'll still awake, albeit in your hot flannel p.j.'s. Unless, of course, your curfew's later than Cinderella's, in which case, there's always DVR...

Now that you’ve had a chance to check out Dr. Drew Pinsky’s new show, Sex…with Mom and Dad, you already have some idea of his sexpertise. And since the good doc doesn’t have time to answer all your questions on tv, he’s taking time out of his busy family-fixing schedule to answer some of your more personal bedroom queries.

This week, Dr. Drew tackles issues like healthy relationships (What are those, anyway?), how to know when you're ready to get frisky (The doc recommends waiting until you're at least 16) and how to let your partner know that you're looking to slow things down. Plus, find out what to do when you're boyfriend's a controlling jerk (Dump him immediately!!) and never, ever be afraid to speak your mind -- "There's no shame in asserting yourself," sez Drew. Hear, hear!

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