Of all the cast members on The Hills, Stephanie Pratt recently emerged as my new favorite. (Sorry, Lo! Better luck next time!!) She imbibed Season Five with the perfect mix of slapstick, sh**-stirring and just plain awesomeness with her random asides and massive fails. (Steph proved to have a good head on her shoulders, too, when she realized one of the White Tie Affair boys had a girlfriend and refused to go home with him. Golf clap!)

Below, Team Detox's favorite Stephanie Pratt moments from Season Five:
5) Stephanie Doesn't Know How To Wear A Seat Belt (Episode 9)
Okay, in all fairness, Steph actually does know how to wear a seat belt. She just chooses to wear it her way to avoid tan lines.

4) Stephanie Can't Stop Saying Robert's Name (Episode 7)
While out to lunch with Lauren, Steph announces the name of her boyfriend ... in several different accents. "RoBERT! Roberto! Robert!" Who knew she liked ethnic guys?

3) Stephanie Thinks Heidi's New Sandals Are The Coolest Things Ever (Episode 10)
Steph realizes that Heidi's sandals imprint "Just Married" into the sand while she walks on the beach, and the ensuing joy, wonder and amazement expressed rivals that of my three-year-old nephew when I blow bubbles in his face.

2) Stephanie's Ringtone Is "No Diggity"
Best. Ringtone. Ever.

1) OMG Why Is Stephanie's Resume In An Envelope? a.k.a. The Worst Interview In The History Of Employment (Episode 3)
The Kelly Cutrone/Steph Pratt showdown began in their first professional meeting, when Steph faked speaking French, professed her dream of becoming a handbag designer and acted like she didn't know what a sticky label was. As Kelly said to Lauren later, "The interview was such a folly, she could be genius."

But there are far too many Steph moments to really count. We loved recapping The Hills because of her, so we recently awarded Stephanie with a Detoxy Award for "Favorite Hills Character!" In our full-season recap below, Steph even gave us an acceptance speech (around the 3:00 mark). So check out the video and let us know: What was your fave Steph moment from Season Five???

P.S. We also learned that Steph is a huge fan of Detox! Holy crap, she really likes us!

Ahh! The Hills season finale brought us the biggest moment in the series' history: LC's exit! (What, you thought we'd say that Speidi's wedding? Please, I saw those pics on the interwebs like a month ago).

Still, the wedding did not disappoint. Everyone showed up: Howard Hughes reincarnated in the body of Charlie, Stacie the Bartender got someone to cover her shift and Charles Manson escaped from prison to come -- oh wait, that was Justin Bobby.

Thanks to everyone who's watched and enjoyed our weekly Detox of The Hills -- as Hall and Oates once said, you make-ah my dreams come true ... Ooh oh, ooh, oh.

See you next season when we go full-on Team Cavallari, beep bop boop boop boop!

Granted, we've all seen the reports that Lauren did indeed attend the wedding (ditto Stacie the Bartender ... sketchy!) But boy, isn't it fun to play along with all the show's cliffhangers? Team Detox squealed with glee when Spencer called up LC to apologize for the whole "sex tape thing." Not to mention Heidi's surprise drop-in at People's Revolution!

An episode this epic demands an epic recap, so get ready for the debut of my shady, wacky weatherman cousin, Jam Cantiello, as well as some time-traveling Jims from the past and future. (Between Lost, Star Trek and Terminator Salvation, time-traveling is the latest go-to plot point.)

So buckle up (the correct way, Stephanie!!) and enjoy the latest Detox recap of The Hills!

This week on The Hills (or as I like to call it: Countdown to Kristin Cavallari), The Pratt siblings stole the show ... yet we were also introduced to some new crazy characters: emo-hucksters trying to get into Audrina’s pants, as well as Cowboy Bill Montag, the rootin-est tootin-est reality show dad ever.

Stephanie Pratt, after doing the right thing and saving 'Drina from sleazy White Tie Affair, still got the axe from Kelly Cutrone via Lauren Conrad. (Steph, we're once again begging: Please come on Detox and tell your side of the story!)

And as for the other Pratt, it looks like Spencer managed to impress Heidi’s paw. Who knew cowboys could bond over Patron and ringtones?

Check out this week’s video recap below, and be sure to come back next Tuesday for another Detox from The Hills!

This week’s episode of The Hills took the drama to a whole new level. First off, Stephanie Pratt continued to suck at her job. Wow, Steph, it doesn’t look like you’ll be getting any help from People’s Rev in launching your handbag line. I can’t wait to see LC fire her ass so Steph can get back to being verbally abused by Spencer.

Meanwhile, Heidi Montag got all gangsta on Stacie The Homewreckin’ Hollywood Bartender, essentially fitting her for a pair of cement shoes if she ever texts Spencer again. (If you ask me, it’s about time The Hills started taking cues from the mob.)

Also, Audrina and Justin broke up even though they weren’t really together. WTF?

That’s all for this week, see you next time when Stacie and Steph get whacked. (Kidding!)

Our first order of business for this week's Hills recap? We must discuss Dr. Jordana Mansbacher! Speidi are back in therapy, and in between all of Dr. J's empty stares, glares and finger-pointing, she managed to launch herself a PR campaign. That's right, not only did Dr. Jordana get a makeover (any good therapist knows that blondes have more fun!), but she now has a Twitter account! (Seriously, check it out: http://twitter.com/drjmansbacher)

Second on the list: Brody! After cheating on his girlfriend in Hawaii, he went ahead and threw Audrina under the bus to suffer the wrath of Jayde. Boo, Brody, for not sticking up for your friend!

See how it all went down on the latest Detox recap of The Hills, and make sure to check back with myself and Dr. Mansglockenspeil next Monday night!

In typical Spencer Pratt fashion, after royally messing up with Heidi he tries to make it up to her by going to couples therapy. Of course, mid-session he calls the experience a "nightmare." Smooth, Spencer, real smooth. Heidi then retaliates by saying Spence has been "emotionally checked out in some weird stripper hotel." Ouch!

To be fair to Spence, weird stripper hotels are the savviest way to save a buck in this economy. Haven’t you read Frommer’s Guide to Weird Stripper Hotels & Bizarre Prostitute Dens? Second of all, I’m pretty sure emotions aren’t a currency one can use to check into a hotel. (If only that was true, I would be taking lots of vacations. Damn you, LC, for making me feel all these feelings!)

Tune in for The Hills Monday nights at 10pm and always remember to check back here for your MTV Detox recap. Enjoy this week's clip below!

Watch our ode to Stephanie in the latest Detox recap of The Hills!

Welcome to your weekly recap of The Hills!

The Season 5 premiere was so outta control. As far as the main event's concerned, sure, crashing Lauren’s nautical birthday gala was poor decision-making on Heidi’s part. But can you really blame her? Well, maybe a little ... but you can DEFINITELY blame perennial sh*t-stirrer Stephanie for bringing Heidi along, knowing all too well how that would turn out. For shame!

Still, Spencer made Stephanie look like a Peace Corps nun. When we last saw him, Spencer seemed like he might turn over a new leaf, exceeding our super-low expectations by, uh, not forcing Heidi to marry him in a courthouse. But Monday night he actually managed to out-do himself by lying to Heidi about hitting on that busty bartender. Boo! To his credit, Spencer did well by putting tattle-texter Cameron in his place –- serves him right for trying to out-do Spencer!

All things considered, this was an awesome start to the fifth season. It’ll be great to see LC tie up all of her loose ends before she leaves the show (frowny face). See you next week with another recap of The Hills, Detox style!

After 13 episodes, Real World: Brooklyn has come to a close -- and we're gonna miss it! Sure, no one hooked up or got arrested this season, but it was kinda nice to see a show on MTV where a diverse cast of strangers actually worked out their issues, right?! Kind of like MTV Muppet Babies (because if you didn’t know, Scooter is a Mormon and Gonzo is transgendered. MTV News: You hear it here first!) And to bring the final trimester of the Real World to term, we're delivering more genitalia-themed jokes. Think: "The Tampon Song (Extended Version)".

So take a trip down memory lane with Detox, and don’t forget to tune in tomorrow for our recap of Making The Band and Taking The Stage!