It was shocking enough when the show first aired and gave us a glimpse of ocean-size grottos and parking lots overflowing with Porches. But then "Teen Cribs" came along and made us REALLY seethe with envy over the sick pads of regular ol' high school students (well, the kind with really rich parents.)

In celebration of the four new episodes of "Teen Cribs" airing this Sunday at 11/10c, we combed through the celeb archive and picked the places we'd most like to crash at (and never leave). Check out our Top 6, then tell us whether you agree with our choices!

6. PRO SURFER JOHN JOHN FLORENCE
This kid's digs were totally no frills (he shared a room with his three little bros!), but we're suckers for a beautiful ocean view -- especially if the water's like 50 feet from your doorstep.
Coolest Amenity: Outdoor shower.

5. ZAC, ISAAC AND TAYLOR HANSON
Bigger isn't always better, and the Hanson brothers proved it when they invited us all into their Manhattan loft (which is still enormous in terms of New York apartment living). Between the colorful rugs, modern candelabra and antique sofas, these guys sure showed off some stellar decorating style.
Coolest Amenity: 18th-century French dining table.

4. OMARION, J-BOOG AND MARQUES HOUSTON
Hands down, our favorite thing about this house was the black-and-white portrait of Prince. In fact, that might be the only reason the boys from B2K made the list.
Coolest Amenity: A tie for second place between the lambskin linens and Batman rug.
Bonus: Check out Omarion's private crib in the video below.

3. LIL MAMA
Guess what? Lil Mama may not know how to dress herself in anything besides bird feathers and sequins stewardess hats, but her living quarters were actually quite sophisticated! We also like that she keeps Fruity Pebbles on hand.
Coolest Amenity: It's four floors!
Bonus: Check out Lil Mama's episode in the video below.

2. AARON CARTER
As Michael Kors would say, the taste level was lacking (a safari bed?) at the Carter Compound. But we were more interested in the toys parked outside. Before he was legally able to drive, the infamous pop singer owned four sweet cars and two yachts!
Coolest Amenity: Music studio. (Wonder what he's doing with it now?)

1. BOW WOW
From the plush couches to the junk food in the fridge to grams chillin' on the back porch, the young rapper's Atlanta abode had a really comfy vibe. And we'd never EVER seen that many sneakers.
Coolest Amenity: The Game Room (Ms. Pacman!)
Bonus: Check out Bow Wow's Miami crib in the video below.

Lil Mama's used to judging everyone else based on how much they "brought it." And now that we've seen where the ABDC authority sleeps, eats and chillaxes between shows, we thought it was time we returned the favor!

Think she had the best crib in all of Celebrity Land? Or were you more impressed by Soulja Boy's swagga-heavy digs (or Mark Indelicato's bachelor-in-training pad)?

Take the poll and let us know which celeb had the awesomest abode!

As much as we loved scoping out Andrew, Alexis and Cole's pads, there are so many more celebrity Teen Cribs we're just dying to see. Below, the three famous abodes on our Fantasy Cribs list.

1. Miley Cyrus' swingin' single digs: These days, Miley's still living under Billy Ray Cyrus' roof. But at 18, we're thinking it's almost time for superhero Hannah Montana to get a place of her own. So what'll it look like? Well, natch we're thinking hot tubs (for those nights when underwear model-turned-devout-Christian Justin Gaston drops by), hot pink everything (think Elle Woods' dorm room digs in Legally Blonde) and walk-in closets the size of Rhode Island. Oh, and, of course, a burn book (for scribbling down seven things she hates about Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Annie Leibovitz and Nick Jonas).

2. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens' love nest: Engaged, married, dating, who cares?! These two crazy kids are in love! And when they decide to move in together (that is, if they haven't already), we can't wait to see the HSM bedsheets (where the PG magic happens!), the shower radio (pre-tuned to the Disney channel) and the medicine cabinet overflowing with hair/beauty products (leave-in conditioners, foaming moisturizers, undereye cream, mud masks, styling gel and one or two of Vanessa's things crammed in at the bottom).

3. The Jonas Brothers' bachelor pad: As of now, the Jonases (yes, even Kevin) are living at home with their 'rents. But one day, we know they'll go the Hanson route and get a boys-only McMansion with loads of fratmosphere. Expect to see posters of their favorite Hollywood movie stars (think: Babe 2: Pig In The City) a fully-stocked game room (their fave is Parcheesi!), and a detailed clothing chart to make sure none of the brothers accidentally wears his skintight flannel shirt on Vest Day.

+ Want more? Tell us whether you'd like to see more fantasy Cribs homes, like Daniel Radcliffe's London flat (where invisibility cloaks make clutter all but disappear!)

Jealous of Andrew's indoor slide and high-tech movie theater? How about Alexis' suction-cup elevators and golf cart-turned-Mercedes? From Cole's candy kitchen (and jungle lair) to Gabby's top-secret room and John Michael's karaoke stage, these kids are living large!

So who's got the sickest digs? Rewatch the first two episodes of Teen Cribs online then tell us who's got the most tricked-out pad!

+ Bonus: Tune in Saturday at 2pm for a sneak peek at more amazing Teen Cribs.

When most people think of Cribs, they think of over-the-top McMansions and some washed-up celeb uttering the six words every viewer loves to hear: "This is where the magic happens." And as much as we love icky mental pics of C-listers gettin' it on with their wifies, we've decided to give a shoutout to our OTHER favorite Cribs staples, namely:

+ An unnecessary number of automobiles. Are you a race car driver? Do you run your own garbage hauling business out of your vehicle? Got an overabundance of pine tree air fresheners or seven illegitimate kids? Even if the answer to any of those is "yes," that still doesn't explain why any semi-normal person needs more than three cars per family unit. Especially when you have your own driver.

+ An abnormally clean (and well-stocked) fridge. We don't care how famous you are -- NO one (with the possible exception of Martha Stewart and 7-Eleven) keeps their refrigerator spotless and fully loaded at all times. No one. C'mon, where's the salad-in-a-bag you bought six months ago and left to rot in the back of the veggie drawer? Hmmm??? (Eighteen neatly stacked rows of Vitamin Waters, Gatorades and Diet Snapple iced teas? Now, you're just embarrassing yourself.)

+ A minimum of fifteen people mooching off you at all times. Sure, you live in a 16-bedroom mansion. But that doesn't seem so big when you consider that your grandma, your baby mama, her three other kids and your four best friends from high school live there, too. (Note: this TOTALLY explains the car thing!) Oh, and btw those random peeps playing Nintendo Wii in your living room? You've never seen them before in your life. Hey, isn't being semi-famous fun??

** Did we forget anything? (Infinity pools, private movie theaters, ugly-but-expensive artwork, a tv playing your own music video?) Tell us your favorite Cribs stereotype in the comments! **