Lil Mama's used to judging everyone else based on how much they "brought it." And now that we've seen where the ABDC authority sleeps, eats and chillaxes between shows, we thought it was time we returned the favor!

Think she had the best crib in all of Celebrity Land? Or were you more impressed by Soulja Boy's swagga-heavy digs (or Mark Indelicato's bachelor-in-training pad)?

Take the poll and let us know which celeb had the awesomest abode!

As much as we loved scoping out Andrew, Alexis and Cole's pads, there are so many more celebrity Teen Cribs we're just dying to see. Below, the three famous abodes on our Fantasy Cribs list.

1. Miley Cyrus' swingin' single digs: These days, Miley's still living under Billy Ray Cyrus' roof. But at 18, we're thinking it's almost time for superhero Hannah Montana to get a place of her own. So what'll it look like? Well, natch we're thinking hot tubs (for those nights when underwear model-turned-devout-Christian Justin Gaston drops by), hot pink everything (think Elle Woods' dorm room digs in Legally Blonde) and walk-in closets the size of Rhode Island. Oh, and, of course, a burn book (for scribbling down seven things she hates about Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Annie Leibovitz and Nick Jonas).

2. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens' love nest: Engaged, married, dating, who cares?! These two crazy kids are in love! And when they decide to move in together (that is, if they haven't already), we can't wait to see the HSM bedsheets (where the PG magic happens!), the shower radio (pre-tuned to the Disney channel) and the medicine cabinet overflowing with hair/beauty products (leave-in conditioners, foaming moisturizers, undereye cream, mud masks, styling gel and one or two of Vanessa's things crammed in at the bottom).

3. The Jonas Brothers' bachelor pad: As of now, the Jonases (yes, even Kevin) are living at home with their 'rents. But one day, we know they'll go the Hanson route and get a boys-only McMansion with loads of fratmosphere. Expect to see posters of their favorite Hollywood movie stars (think: Babe 2: Pig In The City) a fully-stocked game room (their fave is Parcheesi!), and a detailed clothing chart to make sure none of the brothers accidentally wears his skintight flannel shirt on Vest Day.

+ Want more? Tell us whether you'd like to see more fantasy Cribs homes, like Daniel Radcliffe's London flat (where invisibility cloaks make clutter all but disappear!)

Jealous of Andrew's indoor slide and high-tech movie theater? How about Alexis' suction-cup elevators and golf cart-turned-Mercedes? From Cole's candy kitchen (and jungle lair) to Gabby's top-secret room and John Michael's karaoke stage, these kids are living large!

So who's got the sickest digs? Rewatch the first two episodes of Teen Cribs online then tell us who's got the most tricked-out pad!

+ Bonus: Tune in Saturday at 2pm for a sneak peek at more amazing Teen Cribs.

When most people think of Cribs, they think of over-the-top McMansions and some washed-up celeb uttering the six words every viewer loves to hear: "This is where the magic happens." And as much as we love icky mental pics of C-listers gettin' it on with their wifies, we've decided to give a shoutout to our OTHER favorite Cribs staples, namely:

+ An unnecessary number of automobiles. Are you a race car driver? Do you run your own garbage hauling business out of your vehicle? Got an overabundance of pine tree air fresheners or seven illegitimate kids? Even if the answer to any of those is "yes," that still doesn't explain why any semi-normal person needs more than three cars per family unit. Especially when you have your own driver.

+ An abnormally clean (and well-stocked) fridge. We don't care how famous you are -- NO one (with the possible exception of Martha Stewart and 7-Eleven) keeps their refrigerator spotless and fully loaded at all times. No one. C'mon, where's the salad-in-a-bag you bought six months ago and left to rot in the back of the veggie drawer? Hmmm??? (Eighteen neatly stacked rows of Vitamin Waters, Gatorades and Diet Snapple iced teas? Now, you're just embarrassing yourself.)

+ A minimum of fifteen people mooching off you at all times. Sure, you live in a 16-bedroom mansion. But that doesn't seem so big when you consider that your grandma, your baby mama, her three other kids and your four best friends from high school live there, too. (Note: this TOTALLY explains the car thing!) Oh, and btw those random peeps playing Nintendo Wii in your living room? You've never seen them before in your life. Hey, isn't being semi-famous fun??

** Did we forget anything? (Infinity pools, private movie theaters, ugly-but-expensive artwork, a tv playing your own music video?) Tell us your favorite Cribs stereotype in the comments! **

5. DJ Khaled fills his pool only with imported Bahamian water. Okay, that's kinda cool... but Khaled, what about all those thirsty Bahamian children?!

4. Joe Trohman of uber-successful Fall Out Boy has money to spare. So why is he pimping the moss he bought for $1 and tacked to his wall? That's pretty, uh, tacky.

3. Fantasia, don't you know? Cheetahs not named Chester have nothing to do with eating... so why the black porcelain cheetahs on your dining table?

2. Oh, Khaled. We know your girl is responsible for your Middle Eastern and Asian ceramics collection. Stop fronting that you even care about that stuff!

1. We've seen our share of shameless self-promotion on Cribs before, but Fantasia showing off her flatscreen with her own video playing? The least you could have done is tuned it to Cribs!

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5. Ryan Key of Yellowcard likes keeping his friends close and his idols even closer. That's why his extensive collection of Marilyn Monroe photographs adorn the walls of his bedroom. This kooky 'carder even wishes he were born in the 1940s so he could meet Marilyn Monroe.

4.R&B artist Joe has high-class taste in furniture and decor, but his screening room is all about comfort, family, and a good DVD collection. Joe's favorites? "A Bug's Life" and a beat up VHS of "Good Times". Now that's dynamite.

3. Girlfriend and housemate Willa Ford might be some nice eye candy, but nothing beats NHL star Mike Modano's three side-by-side 52" plasma flatscreens. No wonder Willa calls it the 'man room'.

2. Joe knows gold records, gold chains, and probably even a few gold teeth. But a gold microphone? This $9,000 beauty is a true testament to Joe's dedication to music... and a nice and shiny showpiece, too.

1. Ryan Key loves his Georgia Bulldogs so much that he has one of his own: lovable little Otis. With a face like that, he had to make the top of our list.

Think we missed something on this Cribs Sheet? Watch this episode again below and let us know your top 5 in the comments.

5. Bow Wow might have started out little, but the walk-in shower in his Miami bachelor pad is anything but. This glassed-in wonder is at least 6 or 7 feet long. "Watch how long it takes me to get to the other side," says the proud owner.

4. Reggaeton star Don Omar loves the car collection at his Puerto Rico playhouse, but its the 2005 Suzuki Hayabusa motorcycle that's his "favorite toy." Omar lovingly added $50,000 in customizations on this sick ride.

3. Cincinnati Bengal Rudi Johnson knows how to work hard, but also how to play hard. That's why the downstairs level of his home is dubbed Club RuJ, complete with a pool table, leather couches and a full bar counter.

2. Don Omar already has a few houses, but if you're good at math, he says, you could buy a house for the price of his jewelry. This bling is serious, with a belt buckle at $150,000, a $135,000 watch and $35,000 ring.

1. Looking good is a requirement for anyone with Cribs like these. But you know you've arrived when you have a barbershop in your house. This old school barbershop chair cost Don Omar $5,000. Expensive hairdo, man.

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5. DJ Unk's crib is 2,300 square feet -- that's a lot to walk out. But it's not his rides or his flatscreen TVs that make the list: it's the black leather curtains in his living room. "I didn't even realize I had leather curtains" claims this modest DJ.

4. Roy Williams, strong safety for the Dallas Cowboys, makes his living playing football, but makes our list with the full-size basketball court in his backyard. Don't play this guy in a game of horse, he nailed this shot on his first try.

3. Kim Kardashian loves her Louis Vuitton bags and luggage, but loves staying in shape even more. (Have to look good for the cameras!) So she installed a stripper pole in her bedroom. She promises "it's for working out". Uh, right.

2. We've heard of TV on the Radio, but TV in the Tub? Roy Williams master bath has a retractable flatscreen TV that allows Roy to relax with a bubble bath, unwind and watch Cribs after a long day of tackling.

1. Eight feet high, eight feet wide and holds 3,000 gallons. No, its not an offensive lineman, its Roy Williams fish tank. This cylindrical beauty holds sharks, eels and Roy himself when he takes a dip. Roy loves his fish, but aren't the Dolphins in the AFC?

Think we missed something on this Cribs Sheet? Let us know your top 5 in the comments!