Everyone knows that to be part of the young Hollywood glitterati takes a three step process:

1) Find your way on a hit reality show.
2) Make sure people know you're headed to rehab
3) Go directly to jail, do not pass go, collect your book money later.

After completing the first two steps, Jason Wahler is now officially a card carrying member of the 'I did rehab then jail' club. According to MSNBC, Jason reported to jail on in Issaquah, Washington to begin serving a 30 day sentence...

after being charged with fourth degree assault and a charge of a minor exhibiting signs of intoxication stemming from a drunken incident in April that occured at a Seattle hotel. (He was only 20 years old when the incident occured.) His lawyers hope that he will only have to serve a 20 day sentence if he exhibits good behavior.

And so, we bid Jason Wahler adieu, but we ask you the readers:

What should Jason Wahler do with all his freetime in jail?

Several mysteries were revealed on tonight's finale of 'Celebrity Rap Superstar'.
Where have I heard that theme song from? or What would it be like if we could see MC Lyte, Redman and Bubba Sparxx performing together?

These and several other questions were answered tonight was that night as hip hop history was made. If you find yourself Tivoless reading this blog...
Don't cry, dry your eye.
I've got your back and the entire almost historical clip after the jump...

This show started with a duo between the booty shakin' champ Kendra Wilkinson and Shar Jackson, performing 'It Takes Two.' The performance was predictable at best except for the outfits. Was it just me or does Shar and Kendra look sharper and hotter than ever? I was especially loving Kendra's subliminal "watch my other reality show" outfit with the blinged out Playboy logo.

The next performance was the guys singing 'Shake Ya Tailfeather.' I gotta say, we didn't really learn too much.

Jason Wahler is still too good for rehearsal and obviously still not good enough to be a rapper. Efren also performed foolishly doing the complete opposite by trying to rap too hard.The most surprising revelation about the men's performance was HOW FREAKING AWESOME Jamal turned out to be!

It was sad to see him be the first to go, we might have had a real rap competition if he made it to the final 2 with Shar.

Sebastian took his own stage when he performed 'Slam.' Which also leads me to mention. What's with the early nineties hip hop all over this show? We will definitely get to Naughty by Nature in a moment... But seriously. All the music seemed to be trapped in a time warp.It was the ladies turn to perform and it made a lot of sense to stick Perez Hilton with the rest of the ladies...

At first perplexed but not surprised at all at Perez Hilton's 'I want to be Hugh Hefner' outfit with a pair of sexy dancers to match, the performance itself was not as exciting. After the performance, Kevin Hart needed to confirm that he still not attracted to Perez or men after that performance. (What a strange comment!)

However, the best performance of the night was definitely the mentor's performance of the hip hop classic 'Rappers Delight.' Words cannot express. Just watch the clip:

After the amazing mentor's performance, we were privvy to see the finalists Shar & Kendra's favorite performances.

For Kendra it was to pay homage to her mentor Too Short's 'Blow the Whistle.' And she tore it apart. Getting down and dirty with the audience, Kendra looked the most comfortable as a rapper than ever. For Shar, it was an encore performance of 'Get Ur Freak On.'

Now for me to be all surprised and tell you who the winner was is kind of lame cause anyone semi paying attention to the show could easily tell that Shar was the winner from jump. Even if you got it wrong, have a 50/50 chance. And you would find out.

What did surprise me is Shar shedding a tear. For a woman who was so strong, it was really nice to see her appreciation for the title. She made us believe week after week that she wanted it, and when we gave it to her she didn't take it for granted.

Although I would have liked to see Shar and MC Lyte have a bigger hug or have Shar give her mentor more props.After 8 weeks of listening to some version of 'Hip Hop Hooray' we finally got to see Naughty by Nature perform the song .

With the cheers from the song and the crowd we wrapped up the first season of 'Celebrity Rap Superstar.' With a complimentary booty shake from Kendra.

We sent Shar Jackson towards a greater level of purpose beyond being K-Fed's baby mama. And I know I can't wait to see what she's got up her sleeves in the future.

Will the booty-shakin' Kendra win? Or the overly talented Shar Jackson take home the title of 'Celebrity Rap Superstar' ?

Next week all the players are coming back and we're performing together. It'll be good to see Countess, Warren G, Bubba and the entire crew.

See Ya Then!!
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Ok. So it's pretty obvious that there could have only been one luscious blond finalist on the show. America chose their favorite blondie Kendra over the judges favorite blondie Sebastian. Now that the final two are Shar and Kendra, there is really no need to recap who did better rap wise, and who did better booty shaking wise because if you've been watching at all, it's obvious Shar will win the show.

However... let's divulge into who has the better support team. It's a matter of Team Federlines vs. Team Hef Bunnies.Shall we?... (Come on in and click on through... It's good. I promise. You won't regret)

Category One: THE SUPPORTERS (aka Team Federlikes vs. Team Hefners)

Shar Jackson tonight had some outstanding backup dancers... but was I the only one to notice the Federlike?You know.. THIS GUY HERE?! I swear it's K-Fed himself but I will give Shar the benefit of the doubt and since we all know K-Fed is busy babysitting his children with Brit Brit, it's time to cut them some slack.

Basing everything off of Kendra's personal lyrics in her original rap tonight, it seemed that her life was pretty hard... PSH yeah right! When she was FIVE maybe. Let's not forget that Kendra is 22 years old and currently calls Hugh Hefner her boyfriend. Considering the different blinged out necklaces she flossed tonight... that girl is not hurting for much in this world. According to wikipedia , it seems her Mom is a retired Eagles cheerleader.

So the winner of this category is : Kendra. ::Insert boxing ring noise here::

Category Two: Fan Signs

So between this sign for Shar:

And this sign for Kendra:

I'm not a handwriting analysis expert or anything, but it seems clear as day to me that Shar is in the colorful hearts of her fans. While "Kendra is #1". The latter is meh. Looked like it was done in the parking lot with a sharpie and a beer.

Fan Signs Category Winner: SHAR! ::Insert boxing ring noise here::

And for our final category:

Category Three: The Mentors

We've gotten to know Too Short and MC Lyte very well this season. They say a picture is worth a thousand words so let's just sum it up as so:

Shar & Lyte:

Kendra & Too Short:

Hmm.. One is a word between good friends and the other is a man pointing at another woman's booty.

This category is OBVIOUSLY A TIE.

Let's be honest though. It's really up to America. So get your votes in quick before the phones close

Everybody in the world knows Shar Jackson is the Rap Superstar! She's the total package! She has the rapabilities! If you ask whose the celeb out of the bunch, I'd have to say all three are celebs in their own right. People love each one of them for their different personalities. The little Hip Hop girls even love Sebastin, its kool!

This week we had voting to let the audience decide what songs the final three should. I thought I would personally weigh in my thoughts... Shar should rap 'I Need Love' by LL because it kind of relates to her situation. She wants people to love her for who she is and not for tabloid magazine reasons. She's really a kool person.
It would be kool if Kendra could do The Beastie Boys 'Brass Monkey.' She loves to party and I think it would really bring up her rap skills to showcase it over her booty shaking ability.
Sebastian rises to the occasion everytime so I would slow him down and have him do the classic message rap song 'The Message.' All the others are too easy for him.
DMC

We are leaving it to you to choose the song you want our remaining
Celebrity Rap Superstars to perform in next week's episode.

*****UPDATE!! VOTING IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED!*****

Find out the results tonight! Thursday October 11th at 10:00 PM ET/PT.

What will Shar perform?

What will Kendra perform?

What will Sebastian perform?

I was floored by the fact Countess went from 5th to 2nd place and then had to drop out! From day one I knew she was a contender, she was getting more confident each bout! Countess really doesn't need to rap, she could sing, for real!....but she could do her own 16 bar rap verses on her own songs instead of having a guest rapper appear on the trax!
I've got some personal behind the scenes photos right here if you would like to check them out after the jump...

Here are some behind the scenes pictures my manager Erik took from last week's show.

Perez has a black-eye? Wow, didn't know that! Who did he fight? Where are the pictures? LOL! The one thing I can give Perez props on is presentation and preparation, which is essential in a successful rap performance!

Sebastian is ok, all day everyday! He is the most comfortable of them all....he's always himself and the crowd loves him for that. He a real dude. He should do well.

The one thing needed is the whole true element missing from actual rap today.....the performance of the positive up lifting and inspirational rap song. Its all party, party, party, we need to hear how each contestant feels about what's going on in this world, country and community. Hip Hop was founded on spreading knowledge and wisdom to the listener!

Just sent a text to Warren G, he and Countess are missed. We all at the show wish her a speedy recovery. Well the show must go on! Lots of rehearsals going on. Shar J is ready for action!! She's also getting ready for a nationwide play so she's got lots of stuff to memorize outside of what she does here at Celeb Rap Superstar. Spoke with Kendra for a sec. Said she has an autograph session at a mall in Arizona (that would explain all those votes, lol).
The show is going to be crazy tonight with speed rappin'. Not to mention one of the finest at speed rappin' will be judging tonight and that's Twista. Oh boy people!! This is gonna be a monster show!

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