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There's only one place in the world that sees more action than the Smush Room: New York City's Times Square. It's packed with tourists, street vendors and one chipper Naked Cowboy 24/7, and, this morning, it also played host to the "Jersey Shore" cast as they shared yet another bittersweet goodbye with fans.

While new mom Snooki was a no-show (unless you count a lovely cardboard cutout), the rest of the crew assembled on "Good Morning America" so that the country could get more of its lingering questions answered and watch the guidos and guidettes go six-for-six in Garden State trivia! Not too shabby...

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Those four naive boys comprising "The Inbetweeners" are entertaining without a doubt, but sometimes you just want to throw 'em a helping hand, or the world's largest lifeboat, to rescue them from death by humiliation. Each week, we're spotlighting the guys' most embarrassing moments from the current episode, and detailing how someone a teensy bit smoother might've wiggled their way out of the situation. Consider it a service to you, dear reader, so you never have to endure the same kind of ongoing shame.

The scenario: When Will winds up sitting next to Lauren on a field trip bus ride, he spends more time trying to hold back puke than making small talk. Once Simon gets a glance at her and swoops in, the boys go head-to-head to win her love, which boils down to the weirdest double date we've ever seen.

The takeaway: When two friends call dibs on a hot babe, it always comes to the tiebreaker: girl's choice. After all, shouldn't she have some say in this? And, judging from the extra long, extra weird hug Lauren and Simon shared, this one's pretty much buttoned up. Will's gonna keep trying to swoop her away, but we say: play fair or beware. No chick is worth losing your best bro over. Well, maybe if she's as hot as Lauren is.

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Baby Snooki had some mean hair.

Our "Jersey Shore" mommy/businesswoman extraordinaire, Snooki, has no doubt had her hands full lately, but thankfully, she took some time out recently to get in touch with her roots. Just when we thought there was nothing cuter than a photo of her son, Lorenzo, propped up next to a giant shoe, Nicole one-upped it with a TwitPic of herself as a lil' bugger! Ready yourself for an extended "Awwwwww!"

We've been taken aback over the past few weeks by Snooks' motherly glow, but we're more surprised to see how her younger teensy self is exactly like her older, still-teensy self. Big guidette hair (kiddie pouf and all!)? Check. Huge party-ready smile? The "x" is in the box. Hand firmly pressed to her juice? We've got an exact match, folks.

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Look, they match and everything! Snooki's baby and Rog's shoe: One in the same.

We can't say for sure, but those high-tops miiiight not be the kid's size.

While hangin' out with her BFF Snooki recently, "Jersey Shore" cast member Jenni decided to try out a little experiment after noticing just how big her soon-to-be husband's feet were...or was it how small little Lorenzo was? Either way, she set Rog's funky Dunk right beside Snooki's wee one and discovered they are essentially mirrors of each other. Yup, that kid could BATHE in the casual footwear--not that we'd recommend it, but if you're ever in a pinch, Nicole...

"LMAO same size, so adorable," JWOWW tweeted once she had successfully captured the baby book-worthy shot. We're sure it was a pretty cool revelation initially, but once the idea set in that Enzo could go missing anytime the mudroom became overcrowded with sneaks, there was probably plenty of baby-proofing to do. The LaValle household may be a sandal-only residence soon enough.

+ Check out the photo, and keep your fingers crossed that Rog doesn't clomp on Jenni's feet when they're Jersey Turnpiking for the first time as man and wife!

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When we found out our favorite music-makin' musclehead Pauly D would be on "Chelsea Lately," we pretty much knew what to expect: A little bit of drinkin', some "Jersey Shore" jokes and--as Chelsea is obsessed with PD's 'do--some definite blowout-stroking. But, what we didn't think we'd hear is the tragic news that it's official: Our beloved guido is moving outta The Garden State! And not just in his temporary "Project" way!

After the DJ assured us a preggo Snooki and sober Sitch wouldn't halt the Season 6 partying, he let us in on the big news that his rumored move to Las Vegas is actually going down. We knowww, he's gotta keep up his business of being a professional badass etc. etc., but thinking of Pauly so far from home makes us wanna cry into a bowlful of baked ziti. Who will teach little Lorenzo proper bicep curl form?

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Those four naive boys comprising "The Inbetweeners" are entertaining without a doubt, but sometimes you just want to throw 'em a helping hand, or the world's largest lifeboat, to rescue them from death by humiliation. Each week, we're spotlighting the guys' most embarrassing moments from the current episode, and detailing how someone a teensy bit smoother might've wiggled their way out of the situation. Consider it a service to you, dear reader, so you never have to endure the same kind of ongoing shame.

The scenarioJay upsets a mime to become the school's class clown, but now Neil's threatening to snatch the honor away by adding "With my DONG!" to the end of every joke Jay sets up. After some zingers, courtesy of Neil, Jay realizes he has to take his lanky friend down.

The takeaway: Fight fire with fire, homeslice. If Neil wants to steal your punchlines, let him. Just make sure every set-up involves him or his dad. By the third or fourth, "Yeah, I was going to swing by your Dad's backyard garage later...," he won't be dropping that tagline any longer.

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It's like your parents always said: You can't work at the Shore Store forever.

With the final season of "Jersey Shore" premiering Thursday, the realization has set in for the cast that a new gig is in order, but luckily, most of them already have their hands full. Snooki's a mom, JWOWW's a blushing bride-to-be and Pauly D's pulling in the big bucks as a professional DJ. "The Situation" has even got his own comic book series, as well as aspirations to continue on the reality TV train.

When the jacked guido recently sat down with Ryan Seacrest, he mentioned putting his hat in the ring for "The Bachelor." And while he's too late to audition for the new season ("Bachelorette" runner-up Sean Lowe has been picked), we don't hate the idea. A permanent fixture in the Seaside Heights' Smush Room, the guy's certainly got what it takes to charm the pants off of multiple girls at a time. The only catch: Show producers may have to order extra Fantasy Suite keys.

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We're beyond psyched for Season 6 of "Jersey Shore" to start this Thursday, so when "The Situation" stopped by "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" last week, we turned up the volume in anticipation of some inside scoop. Not only did we get a sneak peek of the premiere, we were also given a glimpse at Mike's new graphic novel, in which the studly guido indulges in a threesome before his routine fake 'n' bake. Sounds about right.

In the surprisingly honest interview, Mike opened up about his stay in rehab and also admitted to being in over his head during "Dancing With The Stars." But the best moment came when he took it upon himself to court Kirstie Alley on the couch. The two seemed to develop an instant connection--after all, most conversations we've had with strangers don't include the phrase "Tell Daddy what Baby wants" within the first fifteen seconds. Yep, that happened. Check it out:

+ Tune in for the Season 6 premiere of "Jersey Shore" Thursday night at 10pm, and keep your eyes peeled for a tall brunette sneaking out of the Smush Room at dawn.

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Sure, Pauly D closed out Britney Spears' Femme Fatale tour, but we kinda figured his contact with our second-favorite Mickey Mouse Club member was limited to that infamous onstage lap dance and a "Nice meeting you!" backstage. She is Brit Brit, after all--who's got the time? So, you can only imagine the pleasant surprise we felt after seeing that the goddess of all things pop tweeted at our beloved DJ during an episode of "The X Factor" last night!

Crazy, right? And she wasn't just tossing the guy a bone: Miss Spears tweeted at him first! He can make his hair defy gravity, knows people in high places, has his pick of Seaside DTFs...is there anything our bro can't do?

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Your hair looks slicker than Justin Bobby's. Your laundry's fresher than The Situation's. But even if you're rocking The Shirt Before The Shirt, Kristin Cavallari's newborn still might have more style game than you.

Camden Jack may only be a few weeks old, but on WhoSay.com, so far he's sported bold, black and orange threads in support of his pops, Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, and the schmancy get-up above. Yup, that's Cam clad in full Burberry gear, from head to teensy-tiny toe. Swoooon!

While most babies out there are slummin' it in drool-covered bibs and off-brand onesies, this lil' guy's got designer duds and a matching cap. Looks like he inherited his mom's fashion sense! We've only seen the tip of the adorbz-iceberg that is Baby CJ, so good thing we've got another bundle of joy to satiate our craving for cuteness. Expect some "Who Wore It Best?" polls very soon...

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Photo courtesy of @KristinCav via WhoSay.com

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