Poor Domenico. He was taunted and tortured by the other contestants, but through it all he managed to walk away with Tila and the gang’s respect and his own MTV show. Last week Amanda and her "girls" pulled ahead of Dani on the lesbian front, and it’s beginning to look like A Shot At Love is Bobby’s game to lose for the boys. Read more...

Where to begin? After eating raw, dead cows, Bobby was given a one-on-one date with Tila, confirming that he will in fact be the winner of A Shot At Love. Maybe I’m wrong; maybe their attraction is all a red herring. Anyway, at elimination Steven loses his shot at love, leaving Tila to choose between Brandi and Vanessa. Brandi is given the key, but Vanessa doesn’t leave without a fight…an actual drag 'em down, bust ‘em up fight with Brandi. Vanessa is carried away and Brandi is left weeping to Tila that she just can’t do this anymore. Now is the continuation of the cat fight to end all cat fights. Read more...

Last week's episode of Pageant Place can pretty much be summed up in 4 words: Katie and Josh, over. Katie flew to Pasadena to crown the new Miss Teen USA, and she starts the new phase of her career by dropping approximately 180 pounds of bad attitude, disrespect, and insensitivity. I would be happy for her, were I not so convinced that she’s going to eventually take him back. Read more...

Last week we learn that the main duty of beauty queens is to judge other beauty queens. Whether its official (Riyo judging the Miss Indonesia pageant; Rachel judging the Turks and Caicos pageant) or unofficial (Rachel judging Katie; Rachel and Katie judging Tara), these queens are experts at throwing stones in glass houses. We also learn that nobody, and that’s NOBODY, calls Katie a teeny bopper. Of course, calling her Miss Teen Burpy Belcherson is totally fair game. Read more...

Last week posed the great question: what happens when 9 straight boys and 8 lesbians share one bed? In the case of Rebecca and Steven, “back rubbing,” and in the case of one borderline sociopath Italian, “watching people sleep.” After a pole dancing party and a pie eating contest, buxom Krystal, trampy Rebecca, and the triple boredom threat of Rob, Eric, and Alex lose their shots at love. Tonight, the bi-athalon! Normally I’d said the men would definitely win a contest involving fitness, but never discount a feisty lesbian. Look at Eleanor Roosevelt. Kidding! Read more...

Katie sure knows how to pick ‘em. Last week her boyfriend Josh showed us that Miss Teen USA dates losers just like regular teenagers. Disgraced Miss USA Tara Conner joins the queens on their royal appearances across America, and although the pageant queens her with courtesy and respect, they’re a ticking time bomb of Vaseline, fake tanner, and double-sided tape waiting to go off... Read more...

Last week Tila Tequila confessed her bisexuality to the boys and girls. Most took it in stride, but my indecipherable little sphinx, Lala, was so offended that she had to walk off the show. Good girl. Tila continues to break hearts, as stylish Grace, quiet Steffanie, virginal Eddie, and crazy Marcus with dolphin laugh have their shots at love killed. This week the remaining 9 boys and 8 lesbians move into Tila’s crib. Quick question: where were they sleeping before? Read more...

I went to send a warm, bisexual happy birthday to Tila Tequila. She turns 26 today, and will be celebrating at LAX in Las Vegas. I wonder how many contestants from the show are invited? Maybe Eddie will be there, and he'll give Tila the one true gift that any man can give a woman. Or maybe Vanessa will show up to show those Las Vegas showgirls her "unique" pole dancing skills. Tila shares a the day with designer Zac Posen, actor Kevin Kline, and zombie drummer Bill Wyman of the Rolling Stones; but what other bisexual moments occurred on this historic day? It turns out quite a bit. Read more...

As we roll into week 3 of 'A Shot of Love' with Tila Tequila, I caught this bit of info on her MySpace:

It's ya girl Tila! Just wanted to let you all know that I will soon be shooting a music video for my newest single, "STRIPPER FRIENDS" and I wanted to do a casting right here on my friends list! DO YOU WANNA BE IN MY MUSIC VIDEO??? Also if you have a cool concept idea for my song let me know... Read more...

Last week Rachel, Katie, and Riyo moved into their new Manhattan apartment. They were told that Tara Conner, the fallen Miss USA, would be joining them and their reactions were less-than-thrilled. Jealousy, defensiveness, insecurity, and apprehension surrounded the apartment as Tara knocked at the door. It’s locked, and Rachel doesn’t seem like she’s going to answer it. Eventually she does, though the episode would have been better if she made Tara climb the fire escape instead. Read more...