In this day and age, getting "Famous" is as easy as having sex and letting the infrared cameras roll, so it was no surprise that Zach Stone's latest scheme to become a star aptly involved testing out the notorious viral video tactic. When his longtime crush, Christy, finally asked him out on a date (and then some) on tonight's episode, he realized the prospect of losing his virginity was within reach and quickly hatched a plan to cash in on his first time. Because who wouldn't want to see an amateur short starring a lanky, awkward virgin?
Below are three quick 'n' dirty tips to follow, à la Sir Stone, when plotting out your debut sex tape. Follow them -- no questions asked -- and you'll have the Parents Television Council decrying your name in no time!
1) Practice penetration on your mother's stuffed ski suit while saying things like "missionary accomplished." No NBA great mastered the perfect jump shot without hours upon hours of practice, and Zach knew that for his tape to go off without a hitch, he had to have the female anatomy down pat (or, at least, its softballs-stuffed-in-a-bra equivalent). But, in order to have some frame of reference, Zach made sure to study the ins and outs of sex on his brother's iPad, because he certainly wasn't going to run the risk of inviting any porn viruses into his own laptop.