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Pure, glorious laughter permeated the "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" studio last night, as Snooki elaborated on some personal details. There to promote her new book, "Confessions of a Guidette," and show off her "2-cent store" bracelets (well, that's certainly one way to fend off grabby fans), the "Jersey Shore" standout instantly had audiences giggling at/with her due to a self-confessed lack of literary knowledge (the mention of authors J.K. Rowling and Maya Angelou flew right over her pouf). Soon after, she elicited a confused flurry of chortles from the crowd while discussing her "gay" cat, Vito. When prodded by Kimmel on how she could decipher the feline's sexual preference, she commented, "It's always on me, and it listens to my stories." She also explained to the host, whom she apparently has a "ridic crush" on--despite the lack of juice in his head--that Vito has no problem with her outing him on television. "He's like, 'OK girl, go.'"

Check out the video clips below to hear more from the interview, including how she neglected to take full advantage of her status as a legal midget.

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We here at Remote Control tend to keep things PG, er, 13, but we've been known to murmur obscenities under our breath when one of three things happen: 1) When our computers crash in the middle of writing an unsaved email, 2) When we miss out on free food in the pantry, and 3) When we read in the comments section that some of our audience missed a really good MTV special...and we don't have it online.

Although millions of people tuned in last Thursday for the "Jersey Shore Reunion," we realize that, in true "Jersey Shore" fashion, some of you were busy getting a head start on the weekend. Pretty dumb move at the time considering you lost out on seeing Snooki and Sitch tear each other apart, as well as a Team Meatball video montage worthy of real estate in the Uffizi, but luckily, we're giving you another shot at catching the entire cast relive all the dramatic moments from Season 4--we're re-airing the reunion tomorrow night at 9/8c!

Here's a little taste of what you can expect from Vinny and Pauly, who are apparently taking their relationship to the next level. We pray the wedding is televised.

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Snooki and Deena are walking stumbling trouble. The ditsy duo have clearly run into some issues while attempting to exist outside of their comfort zone (otherwise known as the Jersey Shore), but they seem to be under the impression that their bad luck is completely due to having meatball DNA. For instance, if they weren't meatballs, they probably wouldn't get kicked out of dance clubs! Or burn their koo-kahs in the jacuzzi! Don't shoot the messenger, please.

In this sneak peek of tomorrow night's new episode, the zesty Ground Chuck Twins are having a moment. They're plastered, as usual, and making good use of each other's companionship by taking a dip in the hot tub and conversing about life stuff. The chat almost veers into self-pity territory, but luckily Snooki lightens the mood with intermittent bursts of what's sure to be a trending topic come Thursday night: #Meatball Problems. Take a look:

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The "Jersey Shore" boys may have their three-pump chump moments, but they're experts at foreplay--at least, when it comes to fighting. We've truly never seen so much s***-talking and posturing before a single punch is even thrown! And the same goes for the girls, as you'll see in this extended sneak peek of Thursday night's new episode, where Team Meatball comes thisclose to getting beheaded by limoncello-glazed ice cubes mere minutes after "The Situation" attempts to fend off a crowd of unruly clubgoers chanting indecipherable insults in his direction. Instead of unleashing his martial arts prowess on the haters, Mike threatens--in both English and Italiano--to eat them. Perhaps with some fava beans and a nice Chianti? (It's not a memorable post until you've thrown in a "Silence of the Lambs" reference.)

Luckily, there is no concrete wall within reach.

Check out this video clip of the next episode's entire third act to see the drama escalate, as Mike continues to push his housemates' buttons and the meatballs fight off a hangover with an early morning street walk.

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Vinny's got his own story as to why he became tonight's "Jersey Shore" three-pump chump--apparently Snooki piled on the pressure!--but when we last spoke with his meatball-in-crime, she blamed her seconds-long sex with Vin on the fact that they're just pals. "When we try and hook up, we're so close as friends, it's like, weird," she told us. "Because you know when you're hooking up with your friend and you're thinking about it? And it's just like 'Ugh, it's not working.' The girl needs to...and the guy needs to be [explanatory hand gesture], and it just wasn't working."

Got it? good. We'd rather not have to transcribe that ever again.

In this interview clip, hear Snooks elaborate (yes, there's actually more) about what went wrong with Vinny's shlong. She also addresses why she crept into her former smush buddy's bed in the first place (Jionni, you should probably hear this). Check it out:

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When we asked you guys to guess whether or not Vinny and Snooki would smush on tonight's "Jersey Shore," 93 percent scoffed at the question, voting "Duh, of course they will.'" It was the logical answer considering these two have benefited from their friendship many times before, and technically, y'all were correct: There was sex. Just not good sex, as JWOWW bluntly puts it in the below clip from the "Jersey Shore Hook-up."

Host Kenny Santucci starts off the show by immediately grilling Vinny for between-the-sheets details, and Vinny suddenly gets a case of the TMIs, describing how the pressure Snooki placed on him to perform caused him to lose his "arousal." Quite honestly, it's the most honesty we've ever heard from the guy. And his impression of his meatball-in-crime's sexual gestures will make even the boldest of you blush.

+ Check out the video, then watch the entire "Hook-up," where Kenny also covers the boys' once-in-a-lifetime Sicily trip, the girls' total fail in Tuscany and how Italy killed GTL.

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She may be all of 4'9" (three whole inches under the official meatball height limit!), but Snooki's got quite a right arm, and it appears as if Mike has given her just cause to use it indiscriminately in this sneak peek of Thursday's new episode of "Jersey Shore."

It's not completely clear what Sitch has done this time to make the object of his affection master plan to incite housewide chaos lose her cool all over the living room, and then in the kitchen, but Snooks is picking up everything along her warpath--including a wine bottle--and throwing it straight at the guy's head. Per the usual, it sounds like he had it coming, although apparently he's not working alone. Someone/something named The Unit is involved, and we can't imagine that's good.

Watch Snooki go after Mike with a vengeance, as well as some glass and a few chotchkies that are lying around, and make sure to tune in tomorrow night at 10/9c to see how it all got started.

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Over the course of the "Teen Mom" season, Maci's boyfriend Kyle had an increasingly positive effect on her life. Not only did he provide her with comfort, safety and some much-needed laughter, he played a huge role in helping to care for her child. Kyle's a solid guy, and it doesn't look like he's going anywhere soon, but when we sat down with Maci backstage at the "Teen Mom Finale Special," her connection with Bentley's father Ryan was undeniable. Dare we say it--the love is still there.

As we asked them personal questions about the mistakes they've made in the past and their hopes for moving forward peacefully, the former couple inched closer and closer together on the couch, offering a glimpse of what their relationship was like before the stress of parenthood set in. It was a rare moment, witnessing the two not just getting along, but speaking honestly to each other about their regrets, smiling sweetly at each other all the while. The two even admitted that it was the most honest conversation they'd had in years. Perhaps their most surprising revelation was that they're not ruling out a future reconciliation. Wow, right?

+ Check out these video clips from the interview to hear more of their intimate conversation, then share your reactions in the comments.

Watch our entire exclusive interview with Maci and Ryan.

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We love connecting dots. Just last week, Remote Control spotted former Hillzie Kristin Cavallari ducking out of "Dancing with the Stars" rehearsal, all smiles, clad in a Chicago Bears fan hoodie. If any other celebrity were wearing such a sweatshirt, we wouldn't flinch, but Kristin recently called off an engagement to one of the team's star players. We couldn't help but wonder (Carrie Bradshaw's not the only writer who's allowed to start off a sentence with those words)...Was K-Cav trying to send a message to her ex that she missed him?

If so, the message was well-received.

During tonight's "DWTS," as the blonde beauty shook her booty to Beyonce's "Crazy in Love," show cameras flashed to her supporters in the audience. Among them was Kristin's one-time fiancee, Jay Cutler, and he looked the part of a proud--dare we say it--boyfriend!

Sure enough, after a little sleuthing around the internets, we located a report claiming that the two are currently trying to work things out. "They're not officially back together but they're definitely talking and figuring things out," a source told People.

Cool. 1+1 really DOES equal two!

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Last we left our fair bronze maiden, Snooki, she had been broken up with her boyfriend for all of two hours before climbing into bed with her old flame Vinny. It was a wee bit startling, considering how soggy the meatball was earlier in the eve about Jionni's premature departure from Florence, but hey, Snooks isn't exactly famous for making stellar choices while she's been binge drinking.

We won't know until next week's "Jersey Shore" whether or not the former friends-with-benefits made it to home base, but there's one thing we can predict with 110 percent certainty: Jionni's gonna be furious that they even shared a bed.

+ What do you think will happen between Snooks and Vinny? Will it go any further than a for-old-time's-sake make-out sesh, or will she come to her senses and realize the timing is all wrong to "do sex" with another guy? Take the poll!

Will Snooki and Vinny smush?

  • No, she's got more sense than that.
        7%
  • Duh. Of course they will.
        93%

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