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Team Meatball had a damn good time on tonight's "Jersey Shore," though Deena's precious Rapunzel-length locks narrowly escaped a full-on buzz cut due to the bosom buddies' misadventures. After playing in the salty ocean waves, helping Snooki stay upright amid a drunken stupor and engaging in an "ABDC"-worthy dance battle with some Seaside townies, the Blast in a Glass couldn't find a hairbrush capable of sorting through her doubled-duty weaves, which appeared to have formed into a nesting center for rats and their young. In our latest "Jersey Shore Hook-Up," she tries to make sense of the unnatural disaster, saying "We came right from Italy, so my extensions were not up to par, and I had the clip-ins on top of my fused-in extensions, so they were just getting all tangled in together." Who knew so much was going on inside there?

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A mere 23 minutes ago on Facebook (impressed by our nimble fingers?), we saw something we never could have anticipated: Snooki's makeup-free face! And, like we always imagined, it's just as adorable without the mounds of foundation, bronzer and mascara blocking it. (Her fans agree--8,000 "Likes" already!) The "Jersey Shore" star uploaded a pic of her skin sans crud with a message to any potential critics: "no make up today, and IDC." We thought you guys would care, though--this moment is long-awaited and deserves to be celebrated!

What prompted the famously well-lacquered guidette to finally remove her facial armor and reveal her true, untampered-with self? It's possible she saw the incredible response to costar Sammi's beauty makeunder and was curious to hear what people thought of her own natural look. So, give a girl what she wants...

+ What do you think of Snooki's untouched mug? Sound off in the comments!

P.S. Message to JWOWW: You're up next!

Photo courtesy of Snooki's Facebook page

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Chelsea is clearly sick and tired of her boyfriend Adam's quick-changing moods, but even his refusal to acknowledge her presence on tonight's "Teen Mom 2" didn't flip the switch in her head that keeps her clinging to the relationship. We often wonder in frustration what it's going to take for the young mother to finally walk away from this unhealthy situation, and in our latest "Teen Mom 2 After Show," she shares some intimate insight on the root of its cause and continuing existence: Chelsea blames herself for Adam's rejection. "I always take [his behavior] personally. Like, why doesn't he walk in and give me a kiss? What's wrong with me?" she explains to host SuChin Pak. When prodded as to what she thinks could be "wrong" with her, she tragically blames her physical appearance. "Well, he called me fat on "16 and Pregnant," so maybe I'm not attractive to him."

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Fans of "Jersey Shore" cried #DontGoVinny on Twitter during the latest episode as they realized with horror that Nostragnino was really leaving Seaside Heights. But the social media sphere's reaction evidently didn't hold a candle to Deena's personal storm of tears and hyperventilation.

Come Thursday night, Pauly D meets up with his housemates at the club to relay the sad news that he wasn't able to convince his bestie to stay. While everyone is understandably upset, our resident Blast in a Glass is downright devastated. In this sneak peek of Episode 3, Deena drunkenly sobs to JWOWW in the bar's bathroom that "Vinny was like her soul." Mascara is everywhere.

Luckily, Mama Jenni is eventually able to pry Deena, who is attached to a sticky souvenir from her tantrum, out of the handicapped stall. As D makes her way back to the dance floor, we can only pray she looks down and spots the spare square stuck to the bottom of her shoe.

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He may have only been back in Seaside Heights for one week, but the anxiety Vinny was experiencing during tonight's "Jersey Shore" became too powerful for him bear and the episode ultimately ended with his weary-eyed departure. Most people can relate to feeling uneasy, or "stressed out," at one time or another--perhaps you've been on edge the night before a big test or work presentation, or you couldn't sleep because you had an argument with a friend--but Vin had been overtaken by a less circumstantial yet all too familiar pain that had no end in sight, and nothing in arm's reach could provide him with peace of mind.

As the Staten Island native revealed on the show, he's long suffered from chronic anxiety that manifests itself in feelings of isolation, irritability and helplessness, as well as physical symptoms such as insomnia and panic attacks. Because of this history, it became important for Vinny to leave the chaotic environment of the Shore for a calmer space where he could rest and recover.

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Someone's been cheating in the "Jersey Shore" house, and this time we're not talking about Snooki. Unbeknownst to us, while Vinny's been feeling blue, his long-term boyfriend, Pauly D, has been filling the void by sleeping around with Ronnie! Just wait till Sammi gets wind of this.

In the below sneak peek of Thursday's all-new episode, Ron climbs into bed with Pauly in the middle of the night looking for a little affection in the form of the spoon position. While the adulterous gorilla feels a little guilty about monopolizing Vin's man, cuddling with Britney Spears' tour DJ is a chance too titillating to pass up.

But you know how things go the morning after with these guys. Pauly feels slighted that Ron wasn't there when he woke up (and didn't even offer to call him a cab!). "I never felt so violated in my life," he relays to his secret lover. Guilt-tripping over his snuggle buddy's frustration, Ron offers to buy him breakfast--but unfortunately, the damage may already be done. Take a look and be sure to check out Episode 2 of "Jersey Shore" Thursday night at 10/9c.

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There are three kinds of girls JWOWW doesn't like. (Actually, we suspect there are more, but for today's purposes, the number is three.) In her latest official website post, the "Jersey Shore" siren takes aim at some "bitches you might see on the scene," and true to form, she tells her fans what she really thinks of them.

At the top of her burn book are the Marriage Wreckers, the type of women that know a guy is hitched and could care less. "In fact, it turns them on," she writes. Never one to gloss over the dude's responsibility, she notes that he's just as guilty if he goes for the bait. "If the guy is willing to cheat, he deserves whatever he’s got coming to him. Both of them are trash in my book."

Next on the list are the Fakers, though she makes the clear distinction between those who choose to "heighten their attributes with breast augmentation, hair extensions and nails" and the real culprits, whose entire being is inauthentic. "They don’t look human, and they may even go as far as making up a name because they can't even keep their identity real," she seethes. We hope Jocelyn "The Catwoman" Wildenstein didn't hear that.

Lastly, there's the Drama Queen. This is the chick who's always itching for a fight "because she’s insecure and wants to be the center of attention." If you watch enough MTV, you may or may not know exactly what she's talking about.

We're not sure what spawned the hit list, but something tells us Roger's been getting a lot of attention from the ladies ever since he showed his face (and hulking muscles) on the "Shore." Jenni always has been the jealous type...

+ What do you think of JWOWW's categorizations? Know anyone who falls into them? Sounds off in the comments!

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There was no greater sigh of relief ever exhaled than the one Leah let out during tonight's "Teen Mom 2" upon hearing from the geneticist that her daughter's test results were normal. The young mother of twins had been waiting for what seemed like an eternity to find out a solid verdict on Ali's slow growth, no matter what the outcome, and it was an incredible feeling for her to finally get some closure. But what you might not have expected is that almost immediately after receiving Ali's clean bill of health, Leah was sent into a tailspin of guilt. "I felt bad because I doubted her," she tells SuChin Pak in the "Teen Mom 2 After Show" clip below. Her fellow cast members, as well as an audience filled with other young mothers, unanimously agree that Leah was just doing the best she could, and her best was more than good enough. They express huge admiration for her strength and determination--a gesture that brings tears to her eyes.

+ Check out the video to hear more of the moms' kind words and encouragement, then leave Leah your own comment on how you think she handled Ali's health struggles.

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Tonight's season premiere of "Jersey Shore" ended with Vinny saying he's "about to bounce." While it was probably a surprise for viewers to witness the most levelheaded and emotionally stable of the cast acting otherwise, chronic anxiety and depression are not new to Vinny's life. We recently invited the thinking man's guido into the office to talk about his ongoing mental struggles and how they got triggered in Seaside. Turns out, he started feeling off before he touched ground in the States: "Literally, my last day of Italy I started having a familiar feeling coming back to me that I've had in the past," he admits in the interview clip below. "It carried over into Jersey."

Watch the video to hear intimate details from Vinny about his state of mind at the beginning of Season 5, including what caused him to shed tears upon seeing his family gathered together during the episode's surprise party.

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In case you've been wondering whether Snooki and Mike ever sorted out their differences from Florence, the answer is loud and clear for y'all in this total fail (or MAJOR success, depending how you look at it) of a "Jersey Shore" promotional video, where they're tasked with introducing a sneak peek of Season 5's shenans. In between snippets of upcoming juicy Seaside moments, the friends-turned-maybe-lovers-turned-foes bicker over their unresolved issue (short version: Mike consistently claims he and Snooks smushed while she was with Jionni, she consistently denies it by calling him a douchebag and throwing wine bottles at his face). JWOWW is (luckily) caught in the middle of the two heated housemates as their fight escalates, and while she probably prevented another concrete wall collision, she couldn't stop Nicole from eventually storming off the set.

You want reality? You got it. Check out the clip for a taste of the type of vicious arguments you'll see go down right from the start of the new season, which--holy awesome!--premieres tonight at 10/9c.

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