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Posted 3/25/08 3:45 pm EST by in Top TV Shows


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Those wacky Human Giants have teamed up with Threadless.com in an effort to get you back in touch with your inner artist. Or outer artist, if you already have dreadlocks and can really draw and stuff. Create a t-shirt design in the theme of "Old Fashion Fun" (think naked hop-skotch) and you could snag $2000 in cash, a brand new Sanyo Xacti Digital Camcorder, your own "Let's Go" tracksuit signed by the "Let's Go" guys, Human Giant character personalized answering machine messages, a signed t-shirt gun, a $500 gift certificate from Threadless.com and a whole lot more.

Deadline is April 15. No tie dyes allowed.

Yo Bro

Posted 3/25/08 2:46 pm EST by in The Hills, Top TV Shows


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Stephanie seriously shmucked over Spencer last night (say that five times fast). Here's a recap of the salty stuff she poured on Spencer's wounds:

Stephanie: "Spencer, what is wrong with your place? It's disgusting!"
Spencer: "You clean it up then."

Stephanie: "Ya know, if [Heidi] went home and her parents, like, liked you, this could be a great thing, but in your case it really doesn't sound good."
Spencer: (Forced smile)

Stephanie: "Spencer, it's just like, you don't think. She just needs space from you. You need, like, a manual or something."
Spencer: "I don't know what to do."
Stephanie: "I mean I guess you could just write a list of everything you've done and do the exact opposite."

Like, brilliant.

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The Ballad of Heidi and Spencer

Posted 3/25/08 2:19 pm EST by in The Hills, Top TV Shows


Hey, hey, hey: Heidi's got a new single, and she just debuted it on UsMagazine.com. The track is called "No More," and it's no joke. H&M really lets loose about love gone wrong -- and though the name "Spencer" doesn't appear anywhere in the lyrics, it's safe to assume that he's on the receiving line ("You act so arrogant/You act like you're heaven sent"). Check out the complete lyrics here.

I vote for a music video filmed in Crested Butte.

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'The Hills: 2058'

Posted 3/25/08 1:51 pm EST by in The Hills, Top TV Shows


Ever wonder what The Hills would look like if it was shot in Boca Raton... with senior citizens? Not exactly something that crossed my mind until I crossed paths with Heavy.com and their hilarious parody, Over the Hills. In this week's episode, "Lauren" and "Heidi" duke it out at Les Deux...

More videos from the "Over the Hills" channel at Heavy.com

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French Boys Who Like Girls Who Like Boys Who...

Posted 3/25/08 9:07 am EST by in The Hills, Top TV Shows


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So here's what we learned about Parisian men last night:

They don't wear undershirts. Nor do they wax.
They don't play hard to get -- you can walk out of the club without saying goodbye and they'll run right after you, begging for a kiss.
They can say the word "darling" without completely emasculating themselves.
Their definition of an "escort" does not include prostitution.
They are not afraid to be fashionable.
Their idea of fashionable is questionable.
They think Vespas are appropriate modes of transportation for a first date.
They will all have emphysema before age 50.

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Dear Whitney:

Posted 3/25/08 8:16 am EST by in The Hills, Top TV Shows


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Will you be my Mommy? Seriously. You totally saved the day when Lauren burned her ball gown with the curling iron. You're always so composed, even when you're tripping down the stairs on Live TV. And shame on that Kimball Hastings for giving you the cold stare after telling him you want to be a stylist. Reach for the stars, Whit. Spread your wings. P.S. I don't care what the New York Times says, you're definitely not a "Shakespearean mute."

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Live, From 'The Hills' Premiere Sidelines at Gotham

Posted 3/24/08 11:23 pm EST by in The Hills, Top TV Shows


Right about now, Mariah Carey, whose beauty is, quite simply, jaw-dropping, just came down and greeted the girls -- the girls being Lauren, Whitney and Audrina. And some insider knowledge: Lauren, in a Tufi Duek maxi dress, is even teensier in real life and looks even more Neutrogena-fresh than she does on the show, if you can believe that. Audrina's wearing over $5K worth of ice and a floaty vintage yellow dress (we hit her up in the bathroom and she kindly let us check the tag) and could double as a Greek goddess. And she seemed adorably shy when she saw herself on the big screen.

When Spencer popped up on the screen, the crowd boo'ed him like Jessica Simpson at a Cowboys game. (Maybe it's a good thing he's not here.) But the Gotham crowd cheered when Brody's smiling face lit up the screen. Apparently Gotham is team Brody all the way. But maybe not for long. And we're gonna guess that Lauren is definitely not rooting for that team. But is there even room for BroJo in Lauren's life anymore? From the looks of the models here rocking her covet-worthy new line, Lauren may be too busy for boys. Or at least Brody. (And we have a feeling the mustachioed Matthias might just be a one-night-in-Paris situation.)

Oh, and we just had a Lauren close-up, and, in a very Carrie Bradshaw move, she's wearing a gold ring with her name on it – looks like Lauren's finally coming first!

PS: The mini ice cream cones they're passing around for dessert = delish!

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Live Blogging & Glamorous In Gotham: Remote Control Live Blogs 'The Hills' Premiere!

Posted 3/24/08 8:53 pm EST by in The Hills, Top TV Shows


The big night is called The Hills Premiere Party: Live and Glamorous In Gotham, and all of the aforesaid descriptors could not be more true.

The peonies are all set (we checked) in the mahogany-paneled dressing room that awaits Lauren, Whitney and Audrina. We just saw a waiter bring Mariah Carey a massive glass of lemon slices. (Girl needs her citrus, ok?) The entire venue smells like champers (the expensive stuff), and, adorably, just about no one in the crowd can resist singing along to Sara Bareilles' "Love Song," which is playing on the massive screen where the new episode of The Hills will air in a matter of hours.

And a note on the crowd: seemingly every girl in the audience has torn a page from the yet-unwritten Hills starlet stylebook (Lauren and Whitney, get on that!): we've spotted a positively inordinate number of Heidi- and Lauren-dead-ringers; the lip gloss is almost brighter than the blinding stage lights set to illuminate Mariah Carey later on tonight; and it's like 30 degrees outside here in Manhattan, but the flirty party frocks floating around the floor of Gotham Hall are one dropped-hors d'oeuvre away from a serious wardrobe malfunction. In short, the tres-Les Deux sequined dresses on display at Gotham Hall tonight could out-sequin the dressing room of a Vegas revue. But in a good way.

Oh, we just saw Pink Is the New Blog’s Trent (love him), Teen Voguers, and VJ Lyndsey, who looks like a billion bucks. Natch.

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Easter In Hollywood: Speidi Style!

Posted 3/24/08 8:32 pm EST by in The Hills, Top TV Shows


Lest you've been asleep since last December, here's a major Hills talking point: Heidi and Spencer broke up. But then they maybe got back together? Or did(n't) they? We'll never tell! But, as of Easter -- as in yesterday, as in the day before the massive nationwide Peeps markdowns -- Spencer and Heidi were very much celebrating the resurrection with -- what else -- a shiny, happy, pastel-tinged photo op, this time with Spencer's niece in tow. And, shock of all shocks, turns out the press was watching.


Check out EOnline.com for coverage of Speidi's bunny-eared frolicking. And, pre-game before tonight's Hills premiere, featuring Mariah Carey, (dude, you know you're going to pre-game anyway, so you might as well be creative about it) with a RadarOnline's Hills drinking game, which features simple, must-imbibe commands like, drink when...

Whitney prefaces or ends a sentence with "You know?"

Lauren claims she needs a "boy" to help her get over Brody Jenner.

Spencer uses the word "bro."

In the spirit of tonight's Paris episode, salut!

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Tears for a Clown

Posted 3/24/08 5:24 pm EST by in That's Amore, Top TV Shows


 

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Between the family-fun game of sucking and spitting cannoli creme, the 20+ Jagerbombs-away moments, and a highly inappropriate comment about Kathleen's vagina, last night's "That's Amore" was a major hangover waiting to happen. It's not surprising that each girl left in the palazzo sobbed her eyes out. So...

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