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It takes a lot to embarrass me — usually nothing is off limits — but watching this Real World Dailies clip of Brianna and Will acting like (their version of) elderly people gave me some serious freak tingles, especially when Brianna refers to naked Dave’s member as his “little pookey.”

My girl Mandy has much to say this week about last night’s Shot at Love 2 — mainly, what’s with all the creepy dudes and their crying?

First off, a big thank you to the ladies for your awesomely gratuitous pool orgy! NICE!!! I mean, it was a little bit of that “straight girls in a bar, making out for the boys thing,” but it was really hot, so who cares?New game, guys: whenever Jay makes reference to New Jersey, we take a shot. Oh, and Jay, the phonetic pronunciation of “Foyer” is (foi-ey)…. I know, I know, your “from Jersey, representing Jersey, in Jersey you brawl when someone interrupts, Jersey’s wicked cool, Jersey says words like foyer differently, Jersey, Jersey, Jersey.”

Rizzo is one hot bitch, right? Tila is swooning over her “I’m in control all the time ” thing. The only reason she tortured her during elimination was to regain at least a little of the power.

THIS WEEK’S WEIRDNESS:

1.The sobbing montage over Georges dismissal… what was that? Did we miss something? LOL

2. George’s angry departing rant… isn’t he supposed to be the sweet, lovable guy? He’s totally going to blow something up!
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Man, what a bummer. All I wanted to watch tonight were a bunch of cheesed-out Jersey boys and girls puking and punching each other, but what I got at the top of Tila 2 were, um, The Great Debaters. Did I ask for your opinions on gay marriage? Go hump a pole or something — anything other than speaking your minds! You got hired for this gig to stir up drama and entertain us with your shirtless, Gold’s Gym chests and repulsive, predictable antics and willingness to put animal genitalia in your mouth and … Up, hold up, scratch everything I just said… Chad just head-butted Bo. Phew, back to basics.

I chatted up The Hills cast last night and heard a good mix of pros and cons regarding their involvement on the show. Sometimes, I guess you gotta learn the hard way:

“It isn’t possible to please everybody, no matter how hard you try.” –Lauren

“It’s OK to have your insecurities about things. Everyone will tell you to be confident about who you are, but it’s just normal to not feel so together all the time.” –Whitney

“When you’re on a TV show, people like to be your friend… just because you’re on a TV show. I’ve taken a serious look at my friendships, and have found some people I really trust. I’m capable of making good decisions about that stuff now.” –Lo

More lessons from Stephanie and Chiara, after the jump!
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Was it just me, or did Dan look kinda hot in his “Where’s Waldo?” get-up last night? The glasses get me every time. What I love about these guys is their guts to totally go there on the After Show, asking the Hills cast all types of hard-to-swallow questions. Watch the below video, as they put Audrina on the spot about her occasional slumber parties with notorious FB, JB:

And looky here, one of the most controversial parts of the night, when Lo implies that maybe, just maybe, Audrina’s the real villain:

This one just breaks my heart. On the After After Show, Stephanie elaborated on the growing rift between she and Spence, and how it’s affecting the rest of her family. (She actually didn’t know if Speidi would be at the event, and was very nervous about possibly seeing them for the first time in three weeks).

Watch more highlights from last night’s After After Show, after the jump!
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It was so much fun chillin’ with Stephanie Pratt while she readied herself for the big finale event last night. It’s no wonder why both Heidi and Lauren want her as a friend. Hell, I kinda wanted to take her back to NYC with me. Some things you wouldn’t know about Stephanie from watching the show:

She has a pet guinea pig named Josie.

She has a bit of a spending problem (see below video).

She geeks out with weekly buy-in-bulk trips to Blockbuster.

Secret beauty trick: Accentuating her bright blue eyes with pink and purple eye makeup.

Her dream man is comedian Will Arnett… or anyone as funny as him.

She’s an accessories queen. Her fashion line will one day be all about the purses, as well as children’s clothing.

And lastly, Spencer wasn’t kidding when he said that Stephanie uses her second bedroom as a closet. Here, take a tour of the places in her apartment you haven’t seen yet on the show.

Watch Part 2 of the tour after the jump!
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It’s not rocket science. We just want a lil info from you. Which video do you like better: Ne-Yo’s “Closer” or Maroon 5 ft. Rihanna’s “If I Never See Your Face Again”?

Watch them both, cast your vote and leave your comments below. We’ll be checking the poll and the comments during today’s live TRL broadcast (3:30-4:30 p.m. ET) and reporting on the results.

Neyo:

Maroon 5 Ft. Rihanna:

When Spencer Pratt says he’s 100% sure about something, what exactly does that mean? A few weeks ago, on the Tyra Banks Show, Pratt said he was 100% — even 1000% — sure that an LC/Jason sex tape existed. But consider this exchange between Spencer and Stephanie on last night’s Hills finale:

Stephanie: If I tell you where [Heidi] is, will you promise not to do anything crazy?
Spencer: 100%
Stephanie: You swear?
Spencer: I swear.

Ten seconds later…
Spencer: Are you coming with me to Vegas or am I going by myself?

People magazine has a list of “fun facts” about Hills playboy — and on/off LC loverboy — Brody Jenner.

Among the choice tidbits of info culled from interviews over the years, we learn that Brody isn’t afraid of a little identity theft and that he prefers a lady who dresses down. Most importantly, though, a word of warning to any exes who think they belong on Jenner’s My Space friend list: request “top friend” status only if you like your life served up with a side of hell. You LC fans sure can be ruthless.