Once upon a time, in a place far, far away, the citizens of Reality TV Land gathered together to discuss a matter of some importance. There were, they decided, certain annoyingly ubiquitous words and phrases whose time had passed. It was best, they decided, for these words to be systematically retired from the English language. And so, they thought and they thought until finally, after some hair-pulling, a bit of childish name-calling and much debate, a comprehensive list (of "Overwhelmingly Overused Reality Phrases") was compiled. The following words, they declared, were never again to be seen, heard, spoken or repeated ad nauseum. Here are their findings:

1) BROMANCE (Alt: BRO-MANCE)
Biggest Offender: Anyone and everyone who has ever described the on-again, off-again relationship between Brody Jenner and his sometimes man-partner, Spencer Pratt. (Note: this may or may not include us).
Use In A Sentence: "Is the bromance really over for Spencer and Brody?"
Why We're Over It: This non-real word should never have broken into the mainstream to begin with. "Bromance," along with similarly irritating faux-words "frenemy" and "thinspirational," should be summarily forgotten, to be referred to only as a cautionary tale or in such sentences as "Hey, remember when people used to say 'Bro-mance?' How lame was that?!"
Acceptable Alternatives: Platonic friendship, same-sex companions, men who occasionally hang out together

2) FIERCE
Biggest Overuser: Christian Siriano, the winner of last season's Project Runway (Runner up: Tyra Banks, host of America's Next Top Model)
Used In A Sentence: "Don't you think my heinous, ostrich-feathered Prada skirt looks totally fierce?"
Why We're Over It: Despite what Christian may want you to believe, not everything is, in fact, "fierce." And it is, in fact, the misapplication of the word that irritates us more than the overusage itself. Um, since when did "fierce" officially become synonymous with "Things That Remind You Of Liberace?" (Answer: Never). Please keep this in mind the next time you're attempting to accurately describe anything of the gratuitously glittered/shiny/unwearable variety.
Acceptable Alternatives: Fashionably ambiguous, flamboyant, brazen
More (thankfully!) retired words, after the jump.
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