Jamie Lee Is…The Porn Genius. Please Allow Her To School You In Five Different Subjects [Video]

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Oh, you thought co-starring on MTV’s “Girl Code” was Jamie Lee‘s only job? Apparently you never knew her at all. Jamie actually dabbles in three different vocations: comedienne, schoolteacher and porn star (otherwise known as the unholy trifecta), and lucky for us, she’s merged them all together for a new gig at MTV.com.

Beginning today, and leading up to Valentine’s Day on Friday (congrats if you’re in a happy relationship, our condolences if you’re not), we’re rolling out the dirtiest, most inappropriate study facts to ever hit a blackboard, and with Jamie as your tutor, you’re bound to retain ABSOLUTELY NONE OF IT.

To kick things off, the oversexed teacher has got a music history lesson with a twist for ya. So sit back, crack open your copy of “50 Shades of Grey” (don’t lie, you bought it…) and check out the most distracting classroom lecture of your life.

* Editor’s note: Jamie Lee isn’t really a schoolteacher or porn star (boo), she just plays them on MTV.com.