Why Spencer Pratt And Heidi Montag Should Most Certainly Procreate

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Heidi has stuck by her man through thick, thin and pie addiction.

By Jess Keefe

Spencer Pratt has been putting the kibosh on making babies with wife Heidi Montag for some time, much to Heidi’s chagrin, but on the couple’s E! special, “After Shock: Heidi & Spencer,” he reinforced his anti-kids stance with a rational point. “I wouldn’t want to be Spencer Pratt’s kid, that’s not fair,” he said. “When I was making all my decisions, I wasn’t making them for somebody else.” Still, we think the former “Hills” villain is seriously overlooking the benefits of becoming a parent. SOMEONE TO BINGE ON PIE WITH, SPENCE!

From Speidi’s wacky, everlasting love to their attractive gene pool, here are four reasons the inseparable duo should get busy procreating, regardless of what their kid(s) will unearth about them on Google one day.

1. “The Hills: The Next Generation” will be casting in 20 years.
Former party girl Kristin Cavallari has already got a second kid on the way, and let’s face it, it’s only a matter of time before newly engaged Lauren Conrad has her own little gaggle of well-dressed cutie pies. We need Speidi’s spawn to represent on “The Hills: The Next Generation”! Who else could better stir up the drama at FIDM’s future moon campus?

2. Good hair.
Both Heidi and Spencer have great genes, especially in the hair department. Their child is destined for a thick head of beautiful, naturally blonde locks, and a killer flesh beard if it’s a boy!

3. Their hard-earned life lessons would make for great parenting. Lately, Speidi seem downright down-to-earth and full of wisdom from past mistakes they could impart to their future children. You know, tidbits like, “You don’t need a new BMW every year.”

4. Spencer and Heidi are really in love. Wacky, wacky love!
Despite the divorce rumors they made up and spread themselves (whoops!), Speidi truly have a lasting bond. Married five years and going strong, the scheme-loving, doomsday-prepping couple really cares for each other! With so many marriages ending in divorce these days, a kid could do worse than to grow up in a loving home with happily married folks. Even if that home is filled with kooky Mom ‘n’ Dad’s collection of magic crystals.

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