Whether it’s why you should love your boobs or why you should not cut your own bangs, MTV’s “Girl Code” delivers fresh insight about all-too-familiar topics, and is sure to sometimes have its female viewers fervently nodding their heads while mouthing to the television screen, “Yessss, exactllllly!!!” Oprah calls that kind of catharsis an “aha! moment,” which sounds like a positive thing, so we’re highlighting a different part of the show each week that made us feel like maybe, just maybe, we’re not the loner freaks we originally assumed. Take a look at the latest below.
“There are so many terrible places to get sweaty.” – Shalyah Evans
Whether or not we bother to do it, every girl knows the tricks to cleaning up nice. Between makeup, the little black dress and a few dabs of J’adore, it’s not all that hard to look like you’ve got it together. Then again, there are certain physical factors we have no control over, like when we suddenly start to sweat bullets straight through our freshly starched shirt.
On last night’s “Girl Code,” the cast let our ugly secret out: We perspire! And often from the most inconvenient places. For example, in this clip from the episode, the comediennes sound off on the dreaded nether-region precipitation. “Crotch sweat is like the worst thing,” April laments. “It’s, like, Amazon rainforest musk combination in your crotch.” Tanisha, however, is more concerned with what’s dripping from her rack. “It’s like a swamp,” she confesses of her otherwise lovely lady lumpage.
If you’re prone to sweating like a hooker in church, check out the video to commiserate with the “Code” ladies, and for some sweet anti-antiperspirant advice from Quinn. Hint: It involves wearing two bras. Wow — Sammi Sweetheart was really onto something!
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