Snooki’s Celebaby Report: To Fergie, On The Benefits Of Having A Boy [Video]

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Fergie’s baby boy, Axl, and Snooki’s son, Lorenzo.

As little girls, we’re conditioned to play with silky-haired, rosy-cheeked dolls with names like Samantha or Marie-Grace, and to imagine what our own Samantha-Marie-Grace will look like one day. We rarely consider the perks of having a boy — after all, who would pass up sugar and spice and everything nice for frogs and snails and puppy dog tails? — but many moms might say that nothing compares to raising a son, especially if he’s your firstborn.

Nicole Polizzi is one such mom, and in her latest Celebaby Report, she attempts to quell any potential longing pop superstar Fergie may still have for a lovely lady-lumped mini-me by listing off the many benefits of parenting a boy, including pimpin’ loungewear and a broader understanding of Greek mythology. Just go with it, ‘kay?

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