One look at this face, and suddenly babysitting seems like a perfect career move.
Extensive Jersey Shore knowledge. No, we’re not talking about the number of fights between SamRon or how many times Mike “The Situation” flashed his abs. This is about the actual J-Shore. ‘Enzo’s nanny has got to know his or her way around Seaside Heights — otherwise the little guy is gonna take a wrong turn and wind up in Karma 20 years too early during an innocent afternoon stroll.
Mad dress-up skills. Lorenzo loves his costumes! Be it a pirate, Superbaby, gorilla, Cowardly Lion, bunny rabbit or mini-businessman, this child takes his role-playing very, very seriously, and anyone responsible for his well-being must not be too cool to don an eye patch or ruby slippers.
Fab hairstyling chops. Like father, like son. Jionni rocked his preppy coif for years (until he finally let those curls do their thang), so it’s only natural for little ‘Enzo to be partial to the comb-over. However, he’s a bit too small to do his own ‘do, so whoever ends up leading his bath time should have expert styling skills.
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Photos: Jionni LaValle’s Instagram