Snooki’s Celebaby Report: Sexy (But Not Slutty!) Halloween Costume Ideas For Moms [Video]

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For Lorenzo’s first Halloween, he was Superbaby.

Do you spend a good deal of your day singing your sentences, picking poo out of your fingernails and cleaning strained peas off the kitchen floor? Did you feel like you lost all your sex appeal after pushing a living, breathing watermelon-with-limbs straight outta your va-jay? Then this video is just for you!

In Snooki’s latest Celebaby Report, MTV’s spunky guidette dispels the myth that moms have to dress like wart-nosed witches or frumpy Brides of Frankenstein on Halloween. SO FALSE! Then again, that slutty kitten costume from freshman year of college should remain snug inside the box labeled “Glory Days” if you don’t want to be blackballed from PTA membership. There’s a sexy-but-not-skanky balance to be struck on October 31st, and Snooks is here to offer inspiration from Hollywood’s cutest families, as well as to ask for your help in picking out her, Jionni and Lorenzo’s theme! It’s down to “Ninja Turtles” or “Wizard of Oz” — tweet her your choice after watching the video below, and make sure to tune in for the Season 3 premiere of “Snooki & JWOWW” Tuesday night at 10/9c.

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