Ready Yourself For ‘Big Tips Texas’ With This Video Montage Of Blurry Wobbly Bits

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It’s hardly uncommon to see below-the-waist body parts get the blur or black bar treatment on MTV reality shows — pants simply seem to be optional for a great number of our cast members. We here at Remote Control happen to think censored wobbly bits — of both the male and female variety — are the unsung heroes of the network, and come tomorrow, you’ll be bombarded with a lot more of ‘em.

Big Tips Texas,” premiering at 10/9c Wednesday night, follows a group of young women working at Redneck Heaven, a bar franchise in the Lone Star State that boasts a dress code of underwear-as-outerwear, and as ANYONE who dons only a demi-bra and denim thong to the office can attest, fashion emergencies are unavoidable. Especially when fighting your co-workers to the ground is a normal occurrence.

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To prepare you for the abundance of blocked junk to come (seriously, we’re talking “Jersey Shore” levels), we’ve put together this elegant video montage of MTV’s past, present and future almost-seen privates. Enjoy, and make sure to tune in for the premiere of “Big Tips Texas” Wednesday night at 10/9c!

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