This Calls For A Hoedown! Snooki, JWOWW And Their Beaus Hit Up A Dude Ranch [Photos]

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Cowboy hats? Check. Denim? Check. But what’s with the construction boots?

Thought you could only get a good cowboy fix by heading out west? Clearly, you haven’t visited New Jersey! Sure, the area’s mainly known for its fist-pumping guidos and GTL-friendly establishments, but you don’t have to travel far to see a few tumbleweeds and stallions, as Snooki & JWOWW learned recently when they followed Lewis and Clark’s leads and ventured to the great unknown: a dude ranch.

While filming Season 3 of “Snooki & JWOWW,” the best friends lassoed their fiancés and headed for the Jersey countryside, where they…you know…wrangled goats, posed like the Marlboro Man’s long lost grandchildren and made memories deserving of the finest novelty key chain and 5×7 print. We can’t say for sure if the day ended with them riding horses into the sunset, but in our fantasy we imagine Snooks galloping off while screaming, “Yee haw, bitches!”

Check out the photos!

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This goat has no idea what it’s up against.

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Snooki: The new Lone Ranger.

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 Jionni should hide this pic from Roger, or he’ll never hear the end of those short jokes!

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