Brilliant news, friends: Snooki’s Celebaby Report has become such a successful MTV franchise, we landed funding for an international assignment! That’s right, Nicole Polizzi’s latest stint as our celebrity baby correspondent was just shot on location at Buckingham Palace in London, where she camped out in polka dots and pearls in the sweltering heat to cover the royal baby’s birth and mess with an impressively poker-faced beefeater. (Nice form, soldier!)
The little Highness — a boy! — whose name has yet to be disclosed but will formally be referred to as Baby Cambridge (after Prince William and Catherine, Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s titles) by commoners, was born inside Paddington’s St. Mary’s Hospital at 4:24 p.m. local time today, weighing in at 8 lbs., 6 oz., and in the video below, our meatball-turned-mom interviews royal watcher and author Imogen Lloyd Webber about this momentous occasion for England (and the entire world, really), inquiring about William and Kate’s parenting potential, where to send nanny applications and, naturally, whether the future king or queen’s s**t will stink the same as yours or mine. This is the heir to the throne, after all — you can’t blame a girl for wondering if his GI tract is lined with lavender.
Take a look at the report, and for more of Imogen Lloyd Webber’s insight on the royal baby, follow her on Twitter.
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