Sex Ed With Nicole Byer: If Ejaculate Were A Car, It Could Kill You [Video]

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OK, perhaps the average speed at which sperm leaves a penis might not be something on your need-to-know — or even want-to-know — list, but you’ll always be glad you have Nicole Byer‘s off-the-wall sex ed facts in your back pocket when party conversation becomes stale. Just whip today’s amazingly random piece of knowledge out at the next humdrum dinner party and you’ll either be the star of the show or kicked out for vulgarity. Can’t lose!

When Nicole mulled over the fact that the average speed (which, scarily enough, means that there are some guys who can achieve higher velocities) of ejaculate is 28 miles per hour, she did what most sex ed teachers do best: She conveyed the information to us by using a concrete example. “That’s like getting hit with a Mini Cooper in a neighborhood!” the “Girl Code” expert calmly explains in the clip below. In light of this information, we are happy that condoms are so strong, because 28 mph could cause some serious damage. Trust.

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