Legendary ‘Laguna Beach’ Player Talan Torriero Is Engaged!

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Notorious serial dater Talan Torriero will finally be tied down.

Talan Torriero‘s high school dating life shifted as frequently as the “Laguna Beach” tide, but it seems he’s finally wading in calmer relationship waters. The beach town’s most notorious player just popped the question to his longtime girlfriend, Danielle Zuroski, effectively leaving the LBHS history books wide open for another playboy to assume Talan’s sportive legacy. Try not to let your hearts break too much, young alumnae!

Over the holiday weekend, the young couple made the commitment to tie the knot in a grassy field, beneath a perfectly festive red, white and blue arch. Who knew Talan had that kind of proposal stunt in him? “She said yes! #Engaged,” he tweeted, leaving one Grand Canyon-sized hole in the singles market. The couple met more than four years ago, and based on Danielle’s expression in the photo above, we predict they’ll spend many more together. All he needs now is a little rug rat to secure a reunion with former flame Kristin Cavallari — play date-style!

+ Tell us if you’re surprised to hear that Talan’s getting hitched and, for a second look at some of his more promiscuous days, keep up with the RetroMTV Summer Brunch marathon, currently airing “Laguna Beach” episodes alongside “The Hills” on weekdays between 8 a.m. and noon! Plus, check out some Brunch bytes below!

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Photo courtesy of @TalanTorriero on Instagram