In This Week’s Vinny Skinny: Baby Yeezus’ Birth, Chris Brown’s Rebirth And More [Video]

There’s never any shortage of celebrity gossip or blogs that cover celebrity gossip, but the one thing Remote Control can offer that no other media outlet can is a reporter who still lives at home with his mother (if she was our mother, we’d never move out, either). Each Thursday, Vinny Guadagnino’s dishing on the biggest headlines in entertainment news as a lead-up to a new episode of “The Show with Vinny,” premiering at 10/9c — check out the latest “Vinny Skinny” below.

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Artist Daniel Edwards’ bronze sculpture of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s unborn baby.

This week’s Skinny features one of the biggest stories of the year (decade? MILLENNIUM?): the birth of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s love child. Praise Yeezus, She hath arrived! Let’s all breathe a sigh of relief that Kim’s pregnancy weight gain and maternity fashions will no longer lead CNN newscasts, shall we? As soon as the baby’s “K-”name is 100 percent confirmed (rumor has it the kid’s being called Kaidence Donda West, though we prefer Kroissant), we might actually get a free minute to focus on other, more pressing matters…like Chris Brown and Drake‘s ongoing beef, which is very far from being cured, and Katy Perry‘s revelation that her ex-husband, Russell Brand, dumped her via text message.

Check out the latest Vinny Skinny for the details on these stories and more, and, of course, don’t forget to tune in tonight at 10/9c for a new episode of “The Show with Vinny,” featuring Austin Mahone and Jennifer Mena as the Guadagnino Family’s house guests.

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Photos: Daniel Edwards/Splash News