Mall Security Guards Have Their Work Cut Out For Them On ‘Ridiculousness’ [Video]

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If you’re not too familiar with Riff Raff, there’s one thing about the rapper you need to know: He loves his jewelry, and his blingiest bling certainly doesn’t come from the “middle of the mall.” Still, there’s something to be said about the great American shopping center, and on last night’s “Ridiculousness,Rob Dyrdek paid homage to the folks who spend Saturdays loitering near Auntie Anne’s or putting on a hat to score a second sample from Sarku Japan without being implicated.

In “Middle Of The Mall S**t,” every kid’s fantasy of running amok between Best Buy and Limited Too comes to TV-fruition in the worst way, and it might compel you to take up online shopping. We’re talking escalator mishaps to spare, velvet rope-hurdling gone wrong and, just when you think you’ve seen it all, one local patron takes it upon herself to skip the lengthy public restroom lines, pull down her pants in broad daylight and pop a squat on some decorative shrubbery. A Berry-Pom smoothie from Orange Julius? $2.69. Losing your innocence outside of Claire’s? Priceless.

Check out the clip, and be sure to tune in to the “Ridiculousness: Best of the Guest” special next Thursday at 10/9c!

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