Leave it to the chicks of “Girl Code” to give you the real dirt on gettin’ dirty. For these best-friends-you-never-had, there’s no subject too embarrassing, no act too freaky and no micropenis too tiny to shy away from discussing. If you’re ready for all the d**k talk you can swallow, this hilarious sneak peek is truly packin’.
Whether you find yourself handling a “hook” or tackling a “torpedo,” these ladies are here to help you through it. The size queens in the clip have a male ally in “Guy Code” rep Charlamagne, who thinks any girl that says size doesn’t matter is a damn liar. “You do not want to be in no tugboat in the middle of a rapid Atlantic Ocean. You want you a big-ass yacht,” he says. Well, when you put it like that… Just remember, “Girl Code” dictates that penises are like delicate snowflakes: They’re unique, under the right conditions they’re everywhere and if you don’t handle with care, they won’t be around for very long.
Check out the whole penis party and much more when “Girl Code” premieres on Tuesday, April 23 at 10:30/9:30c!
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