You think Snooki‘s tan runs deep? The guidette doesn’t hold a candle to tonight’s “True Life” folks, who protest their naturally pallid hues by going to great lengths to ensure they’re tan through and through. They’re all verifiable melanin addicts, and in the sneak peek of tonight’s episode below, Billy and his fellow UV-seeking partner in crime risk life and limb to get as much sun as possible before the first day of the new school year.
After laying out in the yard proves to be too weak of a baking session, Billy and his friend move up to the garage roof for maximum exposure. Unfortunately, Billy’s dad isn’t ready to let his son fall for the sake of frying, and demands that Billy — who has plans later in the day to hit up the tanning salon, too — come down. “How much tanning do you wanna do?” Billy’s dad shouts. “You’re gonna wind up in the real gutter, not just that gutter on the garage.”
+ Check out the clip, and tune in to “True Life: I’m Addicted to Tanning” tonight at 11/10c!
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